What can I do on stream to have an excuse to wear my clown dress and makeup?

Oh thank goodness. Michael Buble DID drop a Christmas track. I hadn't heard anything and I was a little worried about him.

Someone in my chat asked if I got my shirt at Cuties R' US yesterday. Please excuse me if I'm giddy from that for the next month.

I dropped a cooked ham on the ground and it brought back the wildest memories of all the times I was dropped as a child

My coworker wanted me to help him wing man for him for a guy that comes in. I winked and said "Don't worry we'll get that sausage baked in no time." (Funny cause I work in the meat dept) and now he doesn't want me to help???

Is the One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple People Eater song about a penis? Be honest with me

One of my coworkers came into my department and asked "Horseradish?" To which I replied "Horse fetish?" Because that's what I thought they said, but neigh it was not.

For my first post I think I'll share something I never shared with Twitter. My first celebrity crush was Boxxy.