I just know you want our autographs too 😌✍️ #SDCC #AmericanDad

Never trust AI to do Stan's job.

Everyone say “thank you Stan” for literally inventing sound and color.

Hey babe, wake up. New musical ep of American Dad just dropped.

Like this post if you struggle with getting your straw into the Capri Sun.

Tickets for MoMAF on sale soon. Watch this space 🎟️

Encyclopedia sales ain’t easy, but someone’s gotta do it.

Cheerleading is the *real* pyramid scheme. 👀

Free tip: Complimentary scones are always a trap.

BREAKING: Submersible missing in Texas due to glory hole leak.

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Nothing brings a community together like an interdimensional demon Space Jam.

Heart this post if you love BBC. Trying to see something…

Not all of us commit to the bit.

A lonely housewife is a dangerous thing.

A lot of you have been asking: Steve’s t-shirt is from NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, LOSERS.

Share a screenshot of your browser history in the comments to make Steve feel less pervy. 👇

Out of context #AmericanDad plot summary: After becoming a fake journalist, Hayley is an accessory to octopus murder.

Mimosas are a gateway drink.

Family is priceless, unless your family is the Smith family. Then it’s actually pretty expensive.

Leave Jeff alone! #FreeJeff

Have you been a chaotic good boy this year?

Stan brings the ugly to Christmas sweater season.

Smash that like button if you have daddy issues, ignore if you’re a liar. (Trying to see something)

Roger has risen.

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Out of context #AmericanDad plot summary: After a failed hamster adoption, Hayley is determined to prove herself to Roger’s daughter Gilda who is HOT for Jesus.

American Dad out of context

Francine and Sabrina Carpenter are kindred spirits.

PSA: Opening mail that isn’t yours is only a Federal crime *if you get caught.*

Francine in a bikini as your phone wallpaper challenge, go.

Live every day like you just survived a freak appliance gas accident.

Out of context #AmericanDad plot summary: Francine plots to have Roger and Stan fused together to rekindle their friendship and Klaus learns to paper mache

Out of context #AmericanDad plot summary: The CIA pivots to cakes with Duff Goldman and Roger’s marbles make corpses out of cruise ship passengers inflicted with wind madness.