Orange is a shade of yellow

Fucking car door bit me

Don’t care what anyone says Thicc bois in heels does something to a man

It bred

Duck A has SOLD! Ducks C & D are still available !

I need more ideas for the buff wolfie

Chibi wolf canon stuff Squeaks when squeezed Is like fluffy jelly bean Horns are like a hard velvet LOVES SWEETS AND CRAYONS

A happy borkday gift to a very good friend of mine as a cute cowboy kibby @thelocalcatboy.bsky.social Art done by @pillowymounds.bsky.social

Oh no No no no no no It’s mah birthday I don’t wanna be older

The only thing I want for my birthday is to be loved And finally have some time to finish paying my model off

So Did some experiments with burgers tonight Chicken and Spinach burger? Awful, upset the stomach SMOKED SALMON BURGER? FUCKING AMAZING

x.com/pastelgoodbo... Just a dumbasses feelings bared open for the first time in a few years If ya wanna read go ahead I don’t give a shit at this point

I lost my lighter The zippo I received from my grandfather. The one I used for 6 years as a nicotine addict. It’s just gone…fuck…

So with there was a rainstorm here on Thursday And Ash (the black kitten) sleeps on my bed And there was a huge boom of thunder and his claws dug into my head and back. So now I tossed some sheets and a pillow cause they got soaked in blood Love this cat but damn..what a menace

This goober keeps moving closer to me Every time I shift slightly in bed he lets out a soft mewl and gets up and lays down right on me It’s cute But good lord…it’s so warm…he’s like a mini furnace

Someone told me I was probably the most dog like person they know DO I take this as a compliment???? I don’t understand Is this a good thing What?

Just a big dumbass white boi Got more dick then I have brains XD Feeling tired n old

This tastes BLUE I don’t know how to explain it but it tastes like the color

I really need more friends and pals in the diskord Walf am lonely

Picking at my scars again Fucking hate being stressed to this point

I only want 3 things in life Exercise, my cat and someone to love Is that so hard to come by now a days

Waking up at 3 in the morning feeling weird as usual Oh boy

2025 P/ atreon Post! 🔞 This month I'll be posting 4 sci-fi pics in a series I call "Wanted: Dead or Alive" in this AU Alex is a lone Space Pirate who is WANTED X3 This week I bring you the the first 2 pics from the series ;) Enjoy 🖤💚🖤

Got done with Dodge A100 today At least this vehicle came out amazing Hope my client is happy

God damnit I gotta buy more pants. Wish I had the time to go back to Duluth stuff (Carhart is nice but Duluth stuff is STRETCHY)

Wish I wasn’t so hungover from yesterday Visited my 3 best friend’s graves Drank a bit when I got home and just felt sad. Especially when you’re the only one left in the friend group. Miss you boys. Think about you every day. Just wish you could’ve come to me with it. Hurts more then you know

Got a lil kitty kitty I scooped up Need some help naming him

I LEARNED A NEW INSULT FROM ONE OF MY CLIENTS I’m gonna use it from now on

Cat sitting my neighbor’s goober Look at this big dumbass

Wish I could pick up my photography hobby again But the business is sucking my soul out I miss it

Throat itchy Weh Might be the pollen

I think I need some fun shirts Like “Not my gun, just my dick” And stuff like that

I GOT BEER WOLF GONNNA GET FUCKIN DRONK HELLL YEAH BOIS *stress stress go away, fuck off and dont come back*

Go wish these two sweethearts a happy birthday @rhynobullraq.bsky.social And @xtrent968.bsky.social They deserve some good birthday wishes

Had a back spasm while lifting at the gym I feel like such an old ma How am I falling apart at 25 XD

Elon Musk is the modern day Ea-Nasir Tell me I’m wrong, I dare you I’m gonna carve a complaint letter in stone and mail it

I would love to play Rifts with a group again I miss it

I’m so easily pleased with simple and stupid thing Real dog brained 100%

Wondering if I should go get tested for cancer tbh I’ve been consistently tired…both sleepy tired and having no energy And I heard the main symptom is tiredness

I love my friends Wish I could talk more with yall

I gotta stop eating so much spicy stuff This week I’ve had nothing but spicy foods and it’s absolutely killing me I bought this mango habanero sauce and have been using it very very liberally on food I think I fucked up bois

So, it turns out I snore at night Called a friend I haven’t talked to in a while and ended up falling asleep on the call and I sound like and I quote “like a squeaky toy getting sucked through a tube” No fucking clue what that means but I’m here for it XD

Just a big wolp

I’m slowly feeling tired

Would someone mind if they helped me dry off? I got a little surprise for you, cuties~

So Ive realized something...Ive only consumed soup for the past 5 days....Ive made so much fucking soup...I got like 7 mason jars full of hamburger soup, and a container of chicken noodle Someone come take all this soup off my hands...Please...its too much

I have a chance to buy silver Should I or should I just do gold

I need some new sweatpants Rebuilt a gutless 6.9L IDI in my old old grey ones and ruined them. I gotta go shopping for some more, and maybe a few colors

I am a simple simple man I like 3 things in life Cats, big butts, and eggs

I’m PEC-tacular