Yall think Freddy Fazbear’s balls are heavier than normal?

It’s because I’m white isn’t it?

Don’t beat your high horse mid stream before the cart

Clash Royale in the handicap stall >>>

In a world where you can only say one side of a hypothetical Would you rather have $500K

I can’t wait for Mario maker 3 with less features

Why can’t I put “white” on this demographic survey? There’s only black, Native American, Asian, or cuck asian

Thinking about hole right now

Lowkey sometimes I be kidding when I say “not even kidding”

I figured

My dom: “you’re such a pathetic little slut for mommy aren’t you?” Me: “what the fuck is your deal?”

I basically live with Jack Doherty if he didn’t piss people off for content and just did it for the love of the game

calling your dom "big dawg"

Met a bad bitch but she didn’t pass the Bechdel–Wallace test so I gotta remove myself from the situation

Just caught an episode of gravity falls randomly at my schools food place and I forgot how fucking genius the writing for this show was

My biggest pet peeve that’s existed with me my entire life is that people don’t know that “and” is the same as a decimal in English If you were to say seven hundred and forty you’d be saying 700.40 instead of 740 Something so small that drives me fucking crazy

Only 3 showers until I’m 21

If there’s a train barreling towards 1 person tied to a train track, and there are 3 people tied to a separate train track, and there’s a lever that you can pull to give you a 50% chance to stop the train, and you stop it, but then build a new train, is that the same train you stopped?

Can we stop horsing a dead beat

"Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the Ultimate Despair. Watch out for her."

Cuckold who just isn’t that into it

It’s all “oh haha there’s only one bed” until they hog the fucking covers

You literally only need 1 lol

put me in a room with a dead horse and im beating off

Just pissed on the wall and it rebounded into the sink

Chipotle gives portion sizes like im gay in Germany in 1944

Listening to an artists old music as an artist is awesome cause you get to say “OH FUCK WAIT THIS SONG USED TO SUCK” and then you feel way better about what you’re currently making sucking

Accidentally texted my ex “can I hit?” Instead of “can I shit?” 😬

Nun orgy

You think William Afton puts batteries up his ass

Guess it's time to start redownloading dating apps...

My friend said he bought a Ferrari why is he pulling into my driveway with a BBW 😭😭😭

Okay I stuck my dick in the microwave now what

If you were in a room with Hitler, Matpat, Markiplier and a gun, who do you shoot

im just not good enough

Just picked up sissy hypno when does this shit get good

bitches think im bi the way i be standing

Seeing my Phoenix go 1 and 7: “stop… for me… okay?”

A train is barreling towards 500K in cash. You could pull the lever to divert the train, but it would begin barreling towards Jay-Z, eating dinner Would you pull the lever

Is it cuckolding if neither of us know the guy

“The East has fallen” - Guy named Tyler

Geometry dash players can forgive pedophiles but draw the line at hacked levels

Heartbreaking: Local Valorant player says “Just make CS3 already…” in response to his main having 49 flashes instead of 50

Performative males have taken my whole ass flow, I’m a performative misogynist now, save this tweet for when it gets big in 6 months

Oh, the queers are baiting alright.

Walked into a preschool and the teacher who played valorant was still the biggest pussy there

Me flirting with a guy “Haha omg your dick is sooooo tiny”

Gay kid that likes sports

all roads lead to dinner with jay z