A #fcf treat for u

A friend in Minneapolis just sent me this video. Looks like thousands have come together for a vigil after an ICE agent shot and killed 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good. This was my neighborhood for several years before coming to Portland.

Stoned at World Market living my best life

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

There’s always a tweet.

Merry Christmas!🎄

Went to the hometown Christmas tree farm

When my hot clients bring up their wives 🙄

Officially done with college classes. Feels wild

Decided to add shallots to my curry and oh boy I’m doing this every time

Post run sweaty boy

It’s bad enough that we’re constantly bombarded with ads wherever we look, but the fact that they’re mostly about Ai or gambling apps makes it so much worse

Gays love to scurry out of a room

ACAB includes Carol

Paying attention to who has T***** S**** in their yearly recap…👀🤨

Psyduck has always been an (icon)

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I don’t need to worry about crossing the Starbucks picket line because their coffee tastes burnt anyway 😬

“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.

Sup

Post run sweaty boy

Tale of two kitties

Weapons (2025)

Had four Halloween costumes this year. What’s your fav?

I wish I was into chastity but I’m still firmly #freethepeen

Saw an owl tonight :)

Who woulda guessed going on a date with your ex from 8 years ago would have gone so poorly. He’s still distant and emotionally immature 😀👍

This movie established my lifelong crush on Jake Gyllenhaal

I’m gonna need some forehead kisses STAT if I’m gonna get over this hangover

Finally saw Sinners. Had high expectations and it still surprised me with how good it was

Did some walking 🚶‍♂️

Did some walking 🚶‍♂️

Maybe I will be okay

Lately my Instagram feed has been 90% ads and “suggested for you” posts. I barely even see posts by people I actually follow. Quite dreadful.

Tale of two kitties

Such a massive crush on Tom of this seasons British Bake Off

Had a guy ignore my initial messages on Grindr and that’s fine. But to then have him match with me on Tinder, and he still isn’t replying. What’s the logic here

Should this be my Halloween costume??

The audacity of someone having a “Nasty Pig” bumper sticker on their car 💀

A well spent week night

Been meditating more lately, and while I haven’t had any sort of mental break throughs, it’s still a nice way to start my morning

Got a haircut recently 🍃

Oh this new guy that’s perfect the algorithm recommended you? Yeah he lives on the other side of the country. No yeah he’ll be here for 2 days but is too busy to see you, yeah.

Tragic day when you find a hole in two pairs of your favorite underwear :’)