~intro moment~ 🪷howdy :3 i’m frog ⚠️warning: inappropriate content 🍒FFFF = funny freaky frog fa— 🎀any pronouns (they/he/she) 🌻20 years old (♎️) 🪻just doing my best for real 🍃i love my wife…mary-jane…my favorite flower and medicine 💌be nice…or just leave please 🌈i hope y’all have a good day :)

mmmm “shared partner” open relationship concepts where one person is basically passed around like a toy between a group that may or may not even be involved with each other outside of them……mmmmm all of them being together and then locked in even more for real for real when they get their pet person

(draws one thing and never draws again) (,,,,two gay idiots and several lotus fruits later)

throwback to these two silly babies that i had when i was 15 🐀🐀 (who lived to be over 3 + 4 years old) (daisy almost at 4 + peach a few months after) they were in love btw ,,,, did the lesbian rat marriage extend their lifespans or was it just the love + care from their autistic ass father (me)

what do y’all do for 600 strike…do you yell angrily with odysseus or do you (whisper?) scream in pain along with poseidon…or do you do what i do and combine both of their parts while also sometimes laughing through a majority of it

I’m thankful for whatever godly force is holding me back from crashing out and ending up up on the news

mmmm begging for permission to cum……….mmmm being told no…….mmmm getting edged until crying + whimpering + more begging…..mmmm still being told no ,,, until randomly being forced to cum so hard that their brain shuts off + they melt like an ice cube thrown directly into the sun

new pair slowly figuring each other out + when they eventually get onto topic of sexual interests, one keeps shutting down bc they’re scared of being “too much” or having the other think they’re a freak,, but then the other randomly says smthn that makes their brain reset 100% like an old computer

…is spam liking people acceptable nowadays??? or am i on a quick path directly to having cool people block me and hate me out of context??? i remember people used to publicly shame spam-likers (especially on insta) but like…i’m just a silly little guy who gets too excited with good art…have mercy???

dare i say…a very experienced bottom x a virgin top

somno…somnosomnosomno…getting woken up because someone just can’t help themself…one waking up so needy and can’t even think of waking the other up and just taking them anyway…lowkey bonus points if they’re NOT together + extra points if they’re both pining so bad that it’s how they DO get together

imagine that “first kiss” x “expecting tongue” thing BUT the one who’s having their first kiss IS the one who doesn’t realize they’re not exactly supposed to shove your tongue in someone’s mouth instantly (and then is genuinely shocked when the other one starts getting super flustered and turned on)

it’s MY ACCOUNT and i get to choose the STUPID RAMBLINGS that i spam!!!!

i feel like i’m on my old wattpad account in the little conversation section on profiles…no one ever found my account and i usually never posted my writing so it basically was just a public diary. this is that modern day, but i also see cool art, and super freaky stuff (freaky in a good way)

strawberry blonde by mitski was the first stand oc i ever made,,, am i super cringe for that or super based and gay but like it’s /vpos this time

would i be banned from ever making friends if i confessed that i have a jjba x breaking bad crossover au fanfiction that is also a self insert story

hear me out…the greek mythology twinflame soulmates concept…how ancient humans were split by zeus and so they want their other half back. maybe he was in a fight with hera one day and made some lowkey toxic as fuck fated pairs. now, dare i say…sharpwolf soulmate au

i love hitting my funny little thc pen until i cannot breathe and cannot think and just melt into a silly little gay puddle

soulmates in greek mythology basically also being twinflames…ancient humans split by zeus yearning for their other half…i wrote about it myself tbh but i have seen nothing for it </3 did we all move past red string AU/matching birthmarks and hanahaki or am i not alone and just can’t find it bsnxbjs

…is it a terrible awful crime for a silly dude to want fat fucking tits and a tdick big enough to be ridden ??? or what ??? WHERE is my HAPPY TRAIL and my FACE STUBBLE !!! WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MY LACK OF SEXY FEATURES !!! WHICH DIVINE BEING DID I PISS OFF LAST LIFETIME LIKE THIS IS EVIL

Politics make me lose faith in humanity’s cognitive ability to think

crew…how do you pronounce peisistratus…all i know is that whatever i think it sounds like is definitely wrong

WHAT is WRONG with you…WHY are you BLUE

oh nooo my robe has fallen down in front of my greatest enemyyyy how embarrassiiiiiiiing i sure hope i don’t get pinned down and—

i have decided … to use the internet for more than just looking at art … because i’m going silly oversharing mode

any kind of like,,, “stop, please, i can’t handle any more” with some sort of “yes you can, you can take it” in response …mmmm 👍 yep

Cringe culture isn’t dead it’s when I get second hand embarrassment from normies

No matter how much of a top Odysseus seems he just seems like he would still bottom for Penelope no matter what

POV: new people i find online seeing me (probably)

oh boy !!!! new place to look at art :)