This weather is absolutely glorious at this time of day. It's High 20s, cold beer, reading my book outside, England World Cup on at 9. Golden days.

UK media: "Why has the UK had 7 Prime Ministers in 10 years? What could the problem possibly be?" Also: Happy 10th anniversary of the Brexit Referendum. #uk

Revolution for Iraq as Hussein substituted #frairq

Keeper's Shi'ite #frairq

The guy from the skytv SNL, with the Restoration surname, will be absolutely distraught tonight.

Never forget that when Andy Burnham was asked a few years ago in a newspaper interview:"Would you rather be Prime Minister or Everton win the league?", he went for Everton. It's easier to become Prime Minister than as a fan to watch Everton win the league. 🥲 #everton #andyburnham #burnham

The fact he went for Hafnia not the classic NEC sponsor, is me giving you political insight you won't find anywhere else. #burnham

"just make sure you don't give them a photo opportunity of making you look evil sir" #andrew : "no sweat"

Memories of being a 3rd year Lamda student and serving drinks to the special guests. Timothy West as President, being gentleness personified with the great Prunella Scales.

Nebraska 2 and a bottle of brandy tonight. Good decision.

When approaching climate destruction, President Trump is a dinosaur telling the world that asteroids don't exist. #trump #climate

Orwell always despised authoritarianism.He specifically pointed to the authoritarian's ability to hold two conflicting viewpoints, without any shame. On a totally separate point,it appears MAGA want free speech and to stop cancel culture, whilst cancelling a comic, expressing free speech. #kimmel

London today on any transport running. #strikes #tfl

JD Vance's:"does anybody actually believe this sounds like Donald Trump", has v strong George in Blackadder vibes. #trump

The Bear series 4. What's wrong in this pic? #thebear

Tragic news about Jota. Rest in Peace

Just finished "Our Friends in the North" for the first time since the 90s. Hasn't aged, still spectacular acting and writing.

Rod Stewart; your embarrassing uncle, with your aunty's hair. #glastonbury

Weezer-pulp-neil young All timer #glastonbury

Weezer on glasto. Just wowsers

"What do you think about Noel Edmonds?", could be the modern Rosetta Stone of interpersonal relationships.

Say that again?!

Listening on YouTube to 'Pet Sounds' isolated vocals. Just incredible. I remember trying to sing every harmony in the back of the car as a kid. A complete education of an album. #brianwilson

RIP Brian Wilson. Thanks for the Melodies.

"Fuck your concrete"

The winter fuel debacle reconfirms one thing. The UK is run for and by the baby boomers.

Dr Evil: erm, erm bosom, Buddhism, thanks for the er, erm yeah, er yeah. So anyway the ceiling looks great, in gold. Er ,erm, I'll be erm back. Erm. #elon

Dr Evil, standing there, with a literal black eye.

He's always been one of the VERY worst.

Dixie Dean, Franz Beckenbaur, Pele, Eusebio, Lev Yashin, Alan Ball, Bobby Moore, Bobby Charlton, George Best, Neville Southall, Roberto Carlos, Garrincha, Lothar Mattheus, Wayne Rooney. Just some of the greatest players all to play at the Grandest Cathedral of football. #goodison #everton

Can't really put it into words what Goodison and Everton means to me. But this video does a pretty great job. youtu.be/d5jw31HkbYc?...

James Joyce's "Finnegan's Wake" was sent, from the past like the Terminator, to destroy AI

The new pope is a mathematician. He will know the root of all evil is 25.806975801127.

Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.

I said goodbye with my brother at number 3. I still can't really put it into words. It's a very cold, eerie thing to do.

Apologies #everton fans. My parents will quite definitely turn this into "Goodison Pack" today

Good luck to the branding officer of next year's "Champions League". It's all over now

6 English teams in next year's champions league? Time for UEFA to unretire this guy again, just for one match. Nothing dodgy about it, best man for the job. For one game. #collina #manu #spurs #unretireforonegame

On district line to an audition. Jamaican train driver wishes everyone "a beautiful day in the sunshiiiiine. Service updates everything Cool Runnings, everything Niiiiice". Give this guy a pay rise @transportforlondon.bsky.social

Kemi Badenoch is being interviewed by @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social , literally on haystacks. This isn't a serious broadcaster anymore. There is no way the BBC suggested this setup. But they did it anyway.

Pope Francis seemed one of the good guys; I hope the Catholic Church can sustain some stability and forward thinking.

The Return is EXACTLY the film I needed making. It's absolutely perfect.

If you liked #adolescence which was absolutely brilliant, got to your local theatre. It's in one take EVERY time. Thrilling.

Watching Best in Show with the commentary from Eugene levy and Christopher Guest is an amazing way to spend a post football Saturday

That Tuchel England squad is just bizarre.

PSG singing "Up the toffees" to yellow submarine. 🤣😂🤣

New Man Utd Stadium looks perfectly inline with Sir Jim Radcliffe's ethos of running a football club. #manutd

Looking forward to the millions of "Ides of March" jokes. All of them original. Can't wait.

The two teams Jim Radcliffe mentions when trying to excuse the Man Utd wage bill? Nottm forest and Everton. The only two teams to have points deducted for PSR, Possibly ever (corrupt). If he is a numbers man, that was a foretelling. (Nothing will happen in this corrupt league though). #overlap

I think the most hilarious part of the Jim Radcliffe interview is him being "a numbers man" the saying utd only currently have an Everton wage bill if you take out injuries. Can we also take out our injuries? Because we're on Notts County right now