Repost with a photo of you on all 4s. Ok I knew I had something in the vault….just didn’t expect it to be from my Friday the 13th photo spread 😅

A very steamy (Jesus Christ it was annoying to switch to black and white) post workout #mcm to all you beautiful folks. The compression gear was compressioning.

Happy #fcf folks! Been a min since I’ve participated but figured a post workout snapshot was appropriate. Bonus feet content I suppose as well tho that one on the right looking awful hobbity… Anywho, hope everyone had a great week and fun weekend plans ahead of them!

Took a #humpday shot in a rush this morning and then forgot to post. 😑 Please enjoy my half assed ass…

Happy #mcm folks! After many hectic weeks at work, a business trip, and a huge dose of imposter syndrome, I’m back back back on my bullshit! Hope everyone has a great week!

Happy #humpday!

Happy #mcm live from my hotel room in Long Beach! I’ve been here less than 24hrs and I’m already homesick. 😅

Says “splash of oatmilk” two times. Gets coffee Looks at receipt “Splash of whole milk”… 😑

Alexa! Play “I’m Only Happy When It Rains”! Happy #mcm #humpday whatever the fuck it is I’m playing catch up for. lol was feeling “dark and moody” today. Sorry I’ve been MIA!

On Saturdays we boot and rally to go to underwear parties! 😅

Happy Halloween from your favorite dummy. Today feels appropriate for spooky thirst traps. 😅

Not enough people talk about how absolutely CUNT this bathroom from The Shining is! File this away for the inspo board.

I judge anyone who actually uses Charizard 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’ve always appreciated my bang’s ability to make this spit curl without even coaxing it to. 😊

Happy #MCM folks! Unbeknownst to you, I threw out my back and begrudgingly had to take all of last week off from working out to let it heal. Thankfully I was able to return today (with some modifications) and it felt so good to sweat it out. Hope everyone has a great week!

I suppose I should put down the Pokémon and get up…. Happy Sunday folks! Get your chores done but also like it’s cool to be a 5 alarm piece of shit too. That’s called ✨duality✨ Oh and for the nerds in back wondering… Meganium, Gyarados, Aegislash, Houndoom, Tyrantrum, Heracross 🤗

Did you really visit your parents if you don’t take awkward #fcf pictures in the bathroom? Happy Friday folks 😅

If you’ve got a bandwagon, I’ve got a crippling need to hop on it. 😅 I don’t think I’ve ever exceeded like 5 on these so we shall see….

Apparently my new hobby is buying silly underwear 😅. Happy #humpday folks!

Gay dead, also a big dummy 🐶

This fuckin’ dummy was chosen to be member of the month at his Orange Theory studio! 😅 While it’s no prestigious award (and don’t get any free shit for it 😒) it still means a lot that my coaches see the hard work and dedication I’ve put into transform my body. In the words of Pearl “I’M A STAR!!!😭😭”

When you see it…🤭 #justthetip Happy Thursday folks. We’ve almost made it to the long weekend.

You know what….

Given the premier of Dragula Titans season 2 it only felt appropriate to rock the Boulet Brothers hoodie for the weekly #humpday photos.

Happy #mcm from me and my daughter.

The irony isn’t lost on me that today’s #humpday would also fall on my birthday. Here’s to lasting till 37! In honor of being basically dead by gay standards, here are multiple servings of cake. Have your fill Barbara!

Happy #tummytuesday or is it titty Tuesday…. either way here you go lol. It’s funny that I have less nerves around showing my cock or ass than I have around showing my torso and chest. Probably because I see these as my problem areas. Hope to build more confidence around that this next year.

Happy #mcm folks! Uhhhh idk what to say today. Hope we all have a good week? Yeah. That works.

Let’s go to a ‘Back to School’ underwear party shall we.

Happy #mcm Bluesky folks! Hope everyone had a great weekend! I’m trying to read more and was wondering does anyone have any good book recommendations? 🥺👉👈 I’m wrapping up You Weren’t Meant To Be Human (which sweet mother of god this has been a wild ride) and will need something new. Thanks you!!!

Goals for my triathlon in 10min: ⬜️ Survive ⬜️ Beat my previous time ⬜️ Don’t get food poisoning immediately after Now let’s make this gym my bitch. This one’s for Mr. Strawberry!!

Hey, we saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe…. 😏 Had soooo much fun getting up in clown face last night.

Y’all I’m fucking LOVING Alien Earth so so much, but at this point I’m basically rooting for the Aliens. All the human and human adjacent characters are insufferable…. Anyways here’s my ass in this stupid little skirt jockstrap. Happy #humpday 🤭

Did we really need to add “moments” to Scruff?!

Ughhhh Monday 😫! Come back to bed… Happy #mcm folks! Hope everyone has a great week.

Did The Pokémon Company fire the whole creative team heading into Legends ZA development because these mega evolutions are the most mid unimaginative shit I’ve ever seen. And like we can all kiki and say “but mega Victrebell is silly and mega Malamar is serving cunt” but like….really tho?

NSFW content two days in a row?! 😱 Happy #FCF beautiful people in my phone. Hope you all have a lovely weekend.

Idk what theme day it is but I know I forgot to post my #humpday pic yesterday so here’s an amalgamation of content. YOLO! 😅 Yes, I have big balls and a hairy ass 🙄. Also enjoy the free foot content 😉.

This mornings workout kicked my ass. I’m once again throwing my hat in the ring to do another Orange Theory triathlon. Will I beat my previous time? Debatable, but I enjoy seeing how hard I can push myself. And hey! What are the chances I get food poisoning immediately afterwards again?! 😅

Y’all the God Warrior (Marguerite Perrin) being on Very Delta was something I didn’t know I needed in my life. What a dang treat that episode was. I might actually have a good day today. May your day be full of gargoyles, demons, psychics, or whatever dark sided entities you need to get by. 🥰

I really need to get back on my posting regularly bullshit. Maybe since it’s almost fall I’ll have the motivation. Anywho, happy #mcm folks. Here’s to hoping this week goes by smoothly and quickly. I know we can all use an easy win. 😅

Happy #humpday folks! Why is it always the short weeks that feel the longest? Thankfully I’m off today 😅 Please enjoy your cake for breakfast.

I’m up! I’m up! Happy #mcm folks. Yay for a short week!

Lazy day over here at the homestead.

Ok ok here’s some partial #fcf. I’m back on my bullshit. 😅

Cutie Patooties who finish their Marathon Month get treats! 55.65 miles baby!!! Yeah yeah yeah dick will come out in like 15min 🙄

Dubs at 21… So I kinda went through this whole “dancing on tables at parties” phase… 😅 I blame Coyote Ugly

Respectfully, if your private Grindr album contains more screenshots of testimonials regarding “how amazing your dick is” and less pictures of said dick, I’m gonna assume it’s mid af….sorry. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sorry I’ve been bad about posting more nudes. Promise I still have a butt! Happy #humpday folks!

Whelp, it’s Monday….Ugh, are we really back here again? 😫 Happy #MCM folks