Next time I have a job as a draught excluder I'm going to insist that the provision of a pillow is written into the contract #HumpDay

I haven't been on here for a loooong time as Mam "forgot" anyway here's a little bit of what I've been up to recently 😊🐶🥰🐕

There was a sabertooth tiger in the garden when I went for my bedtime 💦. I chased it away & barked lots to warn everyone. I checked indoors for the 🐅 & ran around barking. Did it all again at 3 am. And if that's not a plot for a #Christmasfilm then what is ? Zostered now.

Come on, Mam, I've got my "Going for a Walk Sock" and I'm wearing my disco lights so let's get going .... Oh, you were hoping for a #TongueOutTuesday photo well erm 😳 we'll do that later ...... mutters under breath much later

So, while Mam was enjoying the view I was being tortured as you see from my before & after photos. Mam says I was a giant sponge soaking up mud & water. If she's right she won't be complaining next time I splosh in a puddle as I'll be clean & dry when I get out ... we'll see.

You can point that thing at me for as long as you like, but I'm not sticking my tongue out. So stop messing around with this #TongueOutTuesday nonsense and just give me my brekkies.

Poor Mam, her phone says it's running out of room & she needs to delete photos. How could this have happened as she's only got eleventy trillion photos of her favourite subject & as you can see they're all so different #Saturdaydelema

This is little me when I was 9 months old teaching Mam that when I stand by the back door it means I want to go out. I had to give her a few clues, but she got it eventually. Good girl Mam #ThrowbackThursday

You can't even have a morning snooze around here without having your photo taken. One of these days I'm going to dig a very deep hole in the garden and drop Mam's phone down it.

Excuse me, Mam's busy, so could someone bring me a wee morsel of sausage and drop it in my mouth. If you haven't got any sausage I'm partial to chicken 😋 #LazySunday

Well, I'm sorry, Mam, you might think you said don't roll, but all I heard was roll 😉 😅