Still more ergonomic than the OG Xbox controller

We got our grubby little paws on a #SteamMachine and had some thoughts...

TL;GR of Stalker 2: I spent the entire time drinking, smoking, and running from wild dogs. I hope I survive long enough to actually play Stalker 2 on PS5 tomorrow. 5/5 Gy. Totally Legit. #TLGR

we got to play an early access demo of @cityfromnaught.bsky.social ‘s upcoming game #BraveNewWonders! A game where you use AI to translate instructions to automatons to build your base. Check out our vibe code in our latest review:

Do you guys not have phones?

TL;GR of Space Marine II: Titus dies, but downloads an update and now he’s back and better than before. So now time to kick Tyranid ass, fight back Chaos, and make the God-Emperor proud. Also Leandros sux. All my homies hate Leandros the Snitch. 40K/56kbps. Totally Legit. #TLGR

TIL you can buy two non decorative, fully functional broadswords for less than the price of a #PS5. Stay tuned for our next review: “TLG staff end up in the ER, and what it taught us about B2B (broadsword2broadsword) sales.”

Followed by 2God2zilla. #Godzilla

Does one need a visa to visit the Republic of Gamers? #ASUS

3 out of 4 TLG staff agree: Fall Out New Vegas is God Tier and better than Fallout 3. Unrelated, we might have an opening on the team soon. #Fallout

Game idea: #GhostOfYotei but it’s Lil Jon. We call it the “Ghost of OKAY!”

You know what isn’t affected by the #AWS outage?

Fun fact: there are 34 released MCU movies between GTA5 and #GTA6.

TLG Staff: “We should play and review Battlefield 6” Also TLG Staff:

Confirmed: #Battlefield6 IS in fact a Battlefield game.

Inside Scoop: Our sources tell us #Battlefield6 is going to be a Battlefield game. #BF6

TL;GR of BoTW: Link got clapped so hard by Oil Spill Ganon he had to take a nap, w/o his Ocarina of Time. Now he's trying to get dem gainz before he heads to the castle to rescue Zelda who tries to slide into his DMs every blood moon. Also he has an iPhone now. 4/4 Beasts. Totally Legit. #TLGR

We got to play a demo of #CatSecretary by @goodstoryguild.co at @themix.bsky.social 's Fall Showcase this year, and that cat is adorable! Check out our review:

TL;GR of Halo 2: “I went back to replay Halo 2. Since when did Chief take off his helmet? Since when did he give someone the Master Beef? I then realized I was holding onto a Mad Catz controller and was watching the Paramount show. Once I fixed that, 117/10. Halo 2 is still Totally Legit.” #TLGR

We’ve decided to start doing mini recaps of games we revisit or replay. We are calling them TL;GR: Totally Legit; Game Recaps. Why? Because sometimes one of us just has a hot take on a 20+ year old game. Be cool. #TLGR

while we still get set up, check out our review for #RE9 and what it taught us about B2B sales! #ResidentEvil #PAXWEST2025

Man, it's been a month since #PAXWEST2025 and I am just now getting a Bluesky feed up. If I could fire me, I would.