Wistman’s Wood. This is actually grown from the shrubbery which King Arthur planted for the Knights which say Ni. It is a little known true story which was adapted for Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Forget going to Mars. Can we just get some tech to auto clean glasses so I dont have to keep cleaning them.

Why are there so many horror films called "The uninvited" that begin with some dope playing with an ouija board. Surely they should be called "The Invited"

I dont want to think about the methods the Master used to animate our good friend Bok.

I reckon that if Edward Kelley wrote a book he should have called it "Magick without ears"

Chocolate Cherry sourdough loaves and I am rather proud of these. I decided that decent butter is not good enough for these so I have been eating slices with clotted Cornish cream instead.

Just allocating chores for the day and I don’t like how this conversation is going…

I found a few more books in the Rev. Magister series. I really want the set now!

The cats want these

Happy Star Wars Day. This is still the best meme ever

I have always had a massive crush on Jo Grant/Katy Manning (since I was like 4) so happy I could bend the AI arm back and make this.

Happy Beltane Eve. After work I will be settling down for my yearly read of a very very rare copy of "Magic and Witchcraft in rural England". This one is a total keeper and covers some of the practices in English villages in the 1950s and 1960s.

Vince wants one of these when we move. We will see and this one needs a better dimensional stabiliser - this one looks smaller on the inside.

Its amazing how cagey Estate Agents get when you start talking about ghosts. I actually want to click "is it haunted" on Rightmove to find a haunted house. I I know more about ghosts than ghosts know about ghosts. Why is this not a clickable option!

I am falling from the pure and teaching the cats bad language. I say to Vince would you like some mousse but refer to it as "moussey mousse" and a bit of me cringes and dies inside. Vincent van Scoff just eats his moussey mousse with its cascade of gravy and tries his best to nick Mayas after.

In a few days time half the clocks in the house will be an hour out. Half the clocks will be correct. Same as now really but different clocks.

Disney sold us a fucking lie when they suggested all you have to do is open the back door and forest creatures come in to clean up. It seems I am doing it all* I am sure Maya can wash up and Vince put the vacuum round, so cats no help! Wouldnt it be nice if they did little jobs around the house.

Six years ago today people were panic buying toilet paper. I would imagine some people are just about down to their last roll now.

Here we go again…..

You know when you go over the dark side you don't really hold a party or put up a balloon. Anakin or the Master would be horrified at the thought. But then we look at the current darkside. Nigel Farage would hold an event and charge £50 a ticket or something. He is worse than even Voldemort

Must remember to avoid ordering curries on Skaro. When he ordered a Phal he got an anti-Dalek revolutionary called a Thal instead!

Look at this. Christmas stuff in the shops already. It gets earlier every year.

Never tried it and almost certainly never will. However I cannot help but think that if Tesco had some poor sap dressed as an elf handing out lines of cocaine rather than Quality Street sans the green ones it would be a better shopping experience.

Today is Vince Clotho's "Got you" day. Its been a fun year with this one and I suspect he is the reincarnation of a Tasmanian devil. Brilliant little cat though and much loved.

Just getting myself sorted before driving off when a car came up behind me with headlights on and illuminated what you see here. It gave me a right fright for a second as I thought I was being observed by silent masked weirdos. It turned out to be the head protectors on the seats. 😂

In 1583, 442 years ago to this day, Doctor John Dee was traveling across Europe. He had just reached Hamburg in the late evening. I would imagine that he along with Kelley, Jane and Joanna probably went for a curry and sample the fine European beers after he arrived after such a long journey.

Wishing everyone a Spectral Samhain and a Haunted Halloween. If you want ghosts, may you get ghosts, if you dont may they leave you in peace. I want ghosts, lots and lots of ghosts; all the ghosts in fact.

If anything has been hard to photo, my lampshade has been Hope these capture its nature as a mix between organic forms and eldritch science. I think it captures the right amount of bonkers spookiness and this is just a prototype really for me to unleash my imagination.

As always, bunnies up to no good. Cant be trusted as to what they want to do (and they do not want to live deliciously). Sometimes I think they are more deadly that fairies. Gustave Doré “ Rabbits head into the forest , from Fables of La Fontaine” (1868)

I learned yesterday that you can get a passport for glass and annoyingly is it not called a "Glassport".

Glass piece from yesterday. Its a lampshade blending inorganic and organic forms.

Blowing glass close up.

This is Maya my beautiful Halloween cat. She is made of magic, dark matter and dreamies.

Picked 2Kg of chillies at lunchtime. Going to ripen the jalapenos off the plant and make smoked chipotle, dry some for powder and freeze the rest.

Quite happy with the bao buns I made for dinner last night. These are packed with Mongolian lamb, chilli pickled carrots and cucumber and topped with coriander.

Happy Birthday Mr Crowley

A good day. Fire up the alchemy

Its that day again. I shall go out and do my bit later.

I cant believe there is Halloween stuff in Tesco already, its not even October!

Vince is upstairs in his room now playing Bob Dylan and Jancis Joplin too loud and when I called him down to help with chores just quotes Jack Kerouac at me. What have I done giving him catnip

Glass pieces arrived today and better photos later when its dark since most of it is made of uranium glass. But here are a few previews. Uranium glass ghost. This dude needs a name.....

I didnt take many photos today because I was busy but made some (hopefully) fine pieces. The orange pieces at the top in the first picture are actually green and yellow and are a bauble and a witchbottle for a friend.

So, Sauron is basically a cat. It explains a great deal. I miss XinXim so much, but basically the same energy here. This is from the wiki page on Sauron

When I think about it, the Doctor Who story "The Invasion of Time" would have been a banger of a regeneration story had Tom Baker chosen to leave then. #DoctorWho

If you dont want to be disturbed.

Decided to stop waiting for the one ring to pass to me and slipped into Mordor to make my own whilst Sauron is on his holidays. Once it is cool the lettering and calibration can begin. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

So happy to see things come out of the centrifuge like this. Just pippette off the clarified goodies.

I am going to summon me a sandworm.

@cultauthor.bsky.social I cannot see how this could go wrong, can you? :) Hope you are well.