Asking the important questions

Dear Tankies, Zohran will never be good enough for you. You will always complain that he is compitulating to capitalist/zionist/bourgeoisie framing. But y'all need to shut the absolute fuck up before you blow this FOR AN ENTIRE CITY OF PEOPLE. Thank you.

I need a live-in barber who doesn't mind shaving bald heads every other day. Any takers? Beard management also a plus. (This is a joke, our apartment is already filled with people as it is)

Chris Pratt once again proving that Anna Faris made the right decision

It's genuinely terrifying when it feels like South Park is fighting harder against Trump than the Democrats.

Samsung friends, should I download the beta?

Am I really eating off this one new Rihanna song for a f*cking Smurfs movie?

Let's work it out on the remix

Hi friends, if you can help, we'd truly appreciate it, if not please spread this around.

I get so flustered by compliments 😊

If anyone has any job leads, please send them my way. I'm ready to work. If not please pray for me, every prayer counts.

One thing I'm fucken sick of hearing is that people on the poverty line "don't want handouts." Well, the rich take hand outs. Maybe they're rich bc they were offered handouts. Maybe they're rich bc they take them. This "shame in receiving free money" for the poor but not the rich makes me SO MAD

I just think Trump is mad because Zelenskyy is actually fuckable

Who has had sisig before and how can I get some in New York City?

I'm choosing to forgive Zachary Levi for being such a fucking idiot, if only because actively harboring resentment against him might mean I would actually have to think about him and he doesn't deserve space in my brain. I have Christian Nationalists to openly oppose after all.

Watching my husband receive long overdue love and admiration as a response to his dedication to his craft and art form is healing. If you don't follow him on other platforms for Drag and Music, his linktree is here. linktr.ee/BeauxDega @beauxdega.bsky.social

Austerity is theft

Sorry Beyonce, I did lose my ass 🙃

Rep Hakeem Jeffries is a wet blanket, and what I have to say about Rep Richie Torres isn't suitable for social media.

I need to find a fucking hobby, as a respite from focusing on everything else. Any suggestions?

Mayor Adams is a coward and a charlatan. Wouldn't piss on him to put him out if he was on fire.

THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT

Silence is an answer, but it does hurt.

2025 will be the year of piercings for me. First ears (again), then maybe septum or an eyebrow, and lastly nipples? We shall see 🤔😈

I don't care, this comes off as mildly homophobic, stop trying to clock what kinds of jeans men wear or don't wear, you fuckin weirdo. I will wear skinny jeans again just to spite you. www.buzzfeed.com/kristatorres...

We need more AOCs, not SOBs.

Benson Boone is the most average looking motherfucker out there, I will not fall over myself for mediocrity.

Today I think of the trans community and wish to extend love to my trans and fellow non binary pals.

The only thing saving me today is the Abracadabra music video on loop. Try it for your serotonin levels today!

Dear Job Applications, 1. GO FUCK YOURSELF

I just had the funniest thought. Will Drake now sue the Grammy's for awarding Kendrick? More on this at 11.

Trevor Noah couldn't be authentic if you paid him

As she accepts a Grammy with Bruno Mars, Lady Gaga says “Trans people are not invisible and Trans people deserve love.”

Wrong song for the wrong time. #WeAreNotTheWorld Smh #GRAMMYs

I'm so confused, was that an ad or was that the video? The answer is #Abracadabra #Gaga #GRAMMYs

Not 1 man in site

Beyonce's reaction to winning the Country Grammy was very Raven Symone having a vision #ItsTheFutureICanSee #GRAMMYs #Beyonce #Country

"Labels we got you? But do you got us" #ChappellRoan #GRAMMYs

When you know that people in Chappell Roan's hometown used to make fun of queer people calling us "clowns" and then she goes and does this Grammy performance. She ate that! #GRAMMYs #chappellroan #pinkponyclub

Can we just abort RFK Jr? Like is it too late? What a monumental failure of a person.

Trying this new self help app that tricks you into practicing self care by taking care of a digital animal. Give it a shot and tell me what you think. Tap this link or use my friend code EWC2BQL3EB3 for a special reward! app.befinch.com/invite_v3/vf5D

Fuck it, I'm non-binary again to spite the orange one. He/they be the pronouns.

Have a selfie

Stressed out and skeetin' it out

Currently contemplating the cultural appropriation of a white guy with a tribal tattoo

When a single billionaire can accumulate more money in 10 seconds than their employees make in one year, while workers struggle to meet the basic cost of rent and medicine, then yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure. Read our op-ed here ⤵️

If our charming president let out violent thugs from Jan 6th, there's no reason why he can't let out my Tiger King, Joe Exotic. #freejoe

Listening to System of a Down for the next 4 years.