desperately single Will slather my affection on any gender that will accept it, and cling onto you like a leech in a pond full of infestations

desperately single Will slather my affection on any gender that will accept it, and cling onto you like a leech in a pond full of infestations

Happy Valentine's Day to all couples And a Happy Singles Awareness Day to me tomorrow 🥲

Friday the 13th. For a FULL MONTH

I hope I have a Valentine

daisy… ✨ #fatart

AHA!

@wizfartbane.bsky.social this is for you

(CW: gas)

tennis fever

(GAS!!!!!!!!) Tiramisu and Elaine decide to deal with a long line in a VERY interesting manner This is a VERY old comm from like 2021 that went unposted so I touched it up a bit to look better lmao FOR: @kinkymoofficial.bsky.social

New updated version of the most recent comm sheet of mine here, now with alt text so bsky compression doesn't make it useless! Thanks to @worldlinerobses.bsky.social for pointing it out, I want it to be more accessible so alt text is a big plus. This will be the pinned one, replacing the other.

@rosie-voir.bsky.social's April in a lovely dress! Plus, an X-Ray of how she REALLY got the dress to fit!

Letting out a stink bomb.

I really don't want to have to do this, but my birthday is coming up in a few days and admittedly I'm quite stressed about this! So if you'd like to help me cover the repair costs, I have a paypaI dono link below; I don't want anyone to feel obligated but any little bit is greatly appreciated!

Unironically made me hungry for Little Caesers. Brb 😭

@cunkcorner.bsky.social I figured out how to do muffled farts so expect a few geise fart edits in the future. :D

Boyfriend & Girlfriend ❌ Babefriend & Guyfriend ✅

I want a list of every commerical that used AI last night. Even if it was just a little bit like the Dunkin commercial allegedly did to improve lighting. I'd rather your commercial look shitty than be ""enhanced""

New OC possible? If I get them drawn, this time, I'm gonna stick with it.

>Gets brain damage >Becomes more right wing Yeah that tracks.

When everyone booed at Paul at the trophy ceremony. That was the best part all night.

My Twitter crashed

Had a really stupid thought while watching the halftime show. Wondering it part of the reason I really like splatoon music is cause my parents loved carribean music with lyrics that were unintelligible to me, and I just got used to that lol.

Shaving my tummy tonight Will take picture if I remember to

Went to buy deodorant bc I was running out, and none of the men's smells.. well, smelled. Hardly a scent, and I couldn't find the Irish Spring scented I was using before. So I picked a lady scent. Cherry, to be specific. Honestly, might stick with this. The mintier smell is fine, but I LOVE fruit!

Any King Of Thieves players out there? Wanna see something clean? Did this twice in a row.

Yesterday was International Fart Day? Have some gassy ladies!

here's two cool facts! 1) today's my birthday! 2) today's national fart day! i didn't make that up! i didn't decide on the day! i don't make the rules! #girlgas!

These are some from a friends art tutorial channel on discord

physical releases for today's Nintendo Direct Partner Showcase: www.dekudeals.com/featured/nin... Real Physical - Indiana Jones - Digimon SW1 - Bomberman Collection SW1 Game-Key Card - Tales of Arise - FF7 Rebirth - Digimon SW2 - Adventures of Elliot Code in Box - Skyrim - Fallout 4

Post-pasta last night. Had 2 bowls of spaghetti & meatballs and felt stufffffed lol~

This 97 year old diner still serves coke the old fashioned way

Mario Kart World's still fun ngl #Rosalina #NSFW #bellystuffing #SuperMario

the buffet on her card huh.

CW: Many a fart A birthday gift for my great friend Chimera134! Corrin is a character I like from his fetish stories, please go follow him if you're interested! www.deviantart.com/chimera134 www.patreon.com/user?u=18613... twitter.com/ChimeraP135

Decided to do a big monobutt Daisy~ #monobutt #bodyinflation

🎨 Share your OC boundaries 🖌️ Is Fanart okay? Abso-frickin-lutely!! 💞 Is shipping okay? Ok, but she's pan 🩷💛🩵🍳 🖋️ Is Fanfiction ok? Sure? ♊️ Can other’s draw their OC’s with yours? Go right ahead 🙅‍♀️ NSFW? Fine, but no nudes. We're not there… yet… 🤖 AI? Didn't know that the pigs grew wings (No thx)

Idk my outreach, but please give them more surbsquabers to make those 6 feel like nothingburgers. This person make such good audios omllll

Idk my outreach, but please give them more surbsquabers to make those 6 feel like nothingburgers. This person make such good audios omllll

I should make a Maddie plushie ref sheet, but I'm not expecting anything to come from it...

If I had all the money (& space) I could ever need, I'm buying 3 of every Pikmin plushie: Leaf, Bulb, and Flower of every color, and maybe building themed display boxes/terrarium for each 3 to "live" in.

youtu.be/ob-bepf890g This was the only way I can introduce my friends to Veggietales.

What if those limits were simply disregarded completely~? (I never knew photomorphs could be so fun to paint, hehe!)

Looking for love in all the wrong places

Pro Tip!: - The more ladylike and/or dainty the woman is, the hotter it is when her ass can produce blasts that could single-handedly worsen the ozone layer