Got to love playing with a guy’s first toy

Camping goals, I’m tired of this cold weather

Great plan for a Sunday afternoon, now accepting applications

Finished watching Star Trek: Starfleet Academy, and found it quite enjoyable and with a lot of promise.

I miss having a gym with a sauna

It was leg day, I even gave third leg a workout

Watching my holiday Bad Boy episodes, there are some handsome guys in Daddy Scott‘s house.

Yes please, now interviewing for a talented throat

This is why I work hard at the gym.

Better late than never FCF.

Excellent volume and viscosity

Options for openings.

Lovely dimples

Had a lovely afternoon of naked crafting. I’m excited to look at my November schedule to set up the next one. #bearswhoknit #bearswhocrotchet

Interesting, I would have guessed he had a dark green tip to match his nipples.

FCF hit hard this morning.

I’m enjoying jocktober

Thanks @theecstaticself.bsky.social

How I knew I was gay, Saturday Morning Edition

Sharing ideas during craft circle 😜

Thanks guys, I just got my morning wood calmed down then I opened bsky and it is back

Safe play is key

@big-ne-ox.bsky.social I thought you would get a kick out of this. #lifthard

The definition of great volume, velocity, and viscosity

Boop!

I missed FCF but Saturday edging left me drained and satisfied.

Oh, i need one of this!! YES YES!!!

It has been a crazy week, combining Monochrome Monday with Fat Cock Friday.

Dream Report: I was at a barbecue party and group of guests decided to play 4 on 4 volleyball. Rules were simple, you played to 7 pts, each point scored against you = losing 1 piece of clothing. This was played over several rounds but no redressing. Knee pads were magically provided. 😈

Hit a different gym to beef up another muscle.

Dream Report: I was biking home from work when I found an abandoned kitten on the side of the road. I looked around not finding a mother and I put it in my bike’s saddlebags. Evidently with each bounce in the roads, the kittens doubled because by the time I got home I had several dozen kittens.

Perk of a kilt, easy access for a quick jerk.

Sweat lube with this weather www.instagram.com/p/DLQKfpExtj...

Great idea but my piano doesn’t have enough space underneath.

Dream Report: I was glamping but the lady in the neighboring cabin kept bringing me animals to identify. I used parts of the solar charger and a radio to build an electric fence to keep her away. Then her husband started coming over and touching the wires before saying, “thank you daddy!”

You are getting ready for the summer solstice

A little light reading before the storm

The yarn is supposed to look like all the possible colors of corn. It is a nice summer crochet project

Woke up at the wrong time, now rewatching Taskmaster NZ Season 1 to fall back asleep.

Dream Report: I was out camping and every time I climbed into the tent then I was teleported somewhere in the area with one less piece of clothing. Evidently my clothes could take a break, but I had to just keep hiking.

Waiting to go to the gym until somebody calms down this morning. Leg day hard ons are a thing now I guess.

Dream Report: Lego releases a remote controlled antigravity block that paired with their plasma battery so you could fly your builds up to a meter off the ground.

Having a great time at naked crafting. Busy hands (haha)

A legitimate problem, I end up giving the bottoms a hydration break

Quote post with a picture of a spacecraft you’d accept as a bribe

Dream Report: I opened a pizzeria that had bikini or speedo clad go-go dancers delivering meals and dancing around to put Parmesan or pepper flakes on your pizza. Like the old “smoking or nonsmoking” question at the host station, my staff would ask “Jugs or Tugs.”

Happy FCF!

Adorable 🐻

Having a good birthday, coffee materialized on my desk. Of course nudes will be accepted 😜

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