Thanks @theecstaticself.bsky.social

How I knew I was gay, Saturday Morning Edition

Sharing ideas during craft circle 😜

Thanks guys, I just got my morning wood calmed down then I opened bsky and it is back

Safe play is key

@big-ne-ox.bsky.social I thought you would get a kick out of this. #lifthard

The definition of great volume, velocity, and viscosity

Boop!

I missed FCF but Saturday edging left me drained and satisfied.

Oh, i need one of this!! YES YES!!!

It has been a crazy week, combining Monochrome Monday with Fat Cock Friday.

Dream Report: I was at a barbecue party and group of guests decided to play 4 on 4 volleyball. Rules were simple, you played to 7 pts, each point scored against you = losing 1 piece of clothing. This was played over several rounds but no redressing. Knee pads were magically provided. 😈

Hit a different gym to beef up another muscle.

Dream Report: I was biking home from work when I found an abandoned kitten on the side of the road. I looked around not finding a mother and I put it in my bike’s saddlebags. Evidently with each bounce in the roads, the kittens doubled because by the time I got home I had several dozen kittens.

Perk of a kilt, easy access for a quick jerk.

Sweat lube with this weather www.instagram.com/p/DLQKfpExtj...

Great idea but my piano doesn’t have enough space underneath.

Dream Report: I was glamping but the lady in the neighboring cabin kept bringing me animals to identify. I used parts of the solar charger and a radio to build an electric fence to keep her away. Then her husband started coming over and touching the wires before saying, “thank you daddy!”

You are getting ready for the summer solstice

A little light reading before the storm

The yarn is supposed to look like all the possible colors of corn. It is a nice summer crochet project

Woke up at the wrong time, now rewatching Taskmaster NZ Season 1 to fall back asleep.

Dream Report: I was out camping and every time I climbed into the tent then I was teleported somewhere in the area with one less piece of clothing. Evidently my clothes could take a break, but I had to just keep hiking.

Waiting to go to the gym until somebody calms down this morning. Leg day hard ons are a thing now I guess.

Dream Report: Lego releases a remote controlled antigravity block that paired with their plasma battery so you could fly your builds up to a meter off the ground.

Having a great time at naked crafting. Busy hands (haha)

A legitimate problem, I end up giving the bottoms a hydration break

Quote post with a picture of a spacecraft you’d accept as a bribe

Dream Report: I opened a pizzeria that had bikini or speedo clad go-go dancers delivering meals and dancing around to put Parmesan or pepper flakes on your pizza. Like the old “smoking or nonsmoking” question at the host station, my staff would ask “Jugs or Tugs.”

Happy FCF!

Adorable 🐻

Having a good birthday, coffee materialized on my desk. Of course nudes will be accepted 😜

Yes it is! Reblog if you agree!

A little more chest hair and he would be perfect

One of our favorite studs came back for a visit and you know my fists treated him well 😈💦. Was so fun having @garethgreatwood.bsky.social shoot a nice fat load for me from his big cock 🥵🍆. Love the moans he makes as he busts his nut 🤤🤭!

The morning of this session he texted me "I've been so horny Ive been wanting to fuck everything in sight." expecting that to go away after he cums 😏😂. Too bad I ruined his load 😈💦. Poor guy was gonna continue to feel feral for the rest of the day 😜😘.

Nearly finished building my social calendar for April. Gayme nights, ax throwing, naked craft time; all checked off. Then jury duty enters the picture.

Hello TBRU

Snow cleared and ready for a shower. Who is joining me?

Getting a workout update from my sub has me too horny to fall asleep

This is fun

Fun start to the day. Leaked a lot of precum, and I must be dehydrated since the viscosity was high.

We got 5 inches of new snow. Do I roll in the snow in my swimsuit or naked?

Edge it for a bit first

Fun but your detailer will be annoyed he wasn’t invited

Dream Report: A chubby sphinx cat showed up in my garage in a little 3 piece suit. He promptly stripped out of it as soon as he was in the house.

Somebody woke up excited and wanting to play.

Dream Report: the wind was whipping the plants around in my garden so I started ripping strips of fabric off my clothes to tie them up. By the time I got the tomatoes sorted out I was naked except for my sun hat.

Enjoying some of Artie O’Daly’s brand of chaos with the latest Bad Boy episode. An added perk is Artie, Alex, and Orlando are easy on the eyes. youtu.be/6kcLjCO9Jsk?...

Dream Report: I was at a new gym and I had my sub with me. Between each set he would take care of changing the weights and because he is cheeky, he would start giving me a blow job. When I was getting close I would push him off and do the next set.