@skorgu.net This is exciting!

Can anyone get me in touch with Jezebel’s hookups. Because, hot damn.

@iwriteok.bsky.social @coolzonemedia.bsky.social Re Himmler’s mom and his diary, the reason she wasn’t mentioned might well be the same thing prop said when discussing the other conclusions. It’s homework for dad, and his dad got a mention because he was grading.

@jamesgunn.bsky.social Could Superman 2 maybe imply that the volcanic gases being released by krypton in its death throes were loaded with red kryptonite? Maybe even that’s why they are unable to solve it, the whole society is going crazy… Maybe Jorel was just not himself.

I propose a reboot of sliders following a late middle age Quinn Mallory whose dimensional travel machine never quite worked discovers the problem and begins sliding with his adult son.

@vivaladirtleague.bsky.social Guys, ssris are not something that are dangerous or undesirable to take over long term. Your preference is fine, Alan, but making statements like you did stigmatizes them for no reason. I have issues with ssris, but for the people they work for they are lifesavers.

Me: I’m surprised to say it, but Trump pardoning Ulbricht is something I completely agree with, in a vacuum. Weirdos: “BUT ULBRICHT ORDERED A HIT!!!” The Hitman: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak0_...

My son can be difficult to get ready for school.

I don’t know how to say this, discover feed. But if I don’t know someone I don’t care about their bachelor’s in nursing. Like, good for them and all. That or you also show me the people who are bragging about a 41 centimeter dump.

Luigi is going to be like.. totally fine in prison, right? Like as long as he doesn’t drop any slurs, pretty much everyone would be down with him. Like, he’s obvs hard as fuck. And everyone’s mom or brother or sister or cousin on dad’s side or whatever had some health insurance denial bullshit.

The 50 searches and fake twttr (because search is broken in the app version I refuse to update) used to get the unedited security footage plus Mario 3 boss music today. So I could make a video titled “Never posting this online because Nintendo would end me”. Then me sending it to all my friends.

The media has not been talking about the reaction to Luigi’s Attack On Mansions at first because it looked like he might get away with it. Now they’re not because it’s become very obvious that your boy was some mask discipline and a buried jar of gun and sulfuric acid from staying anonymous.

I’m capable of being a fair and impartial juror.

It’s… AN ILLUSION!!!

old and busted: White men putting their pronouns in their email signature. New hotness: White men putting their salary in their email signature. (I started doing this because I thought it was a trend. Apparently it was just me, and I went to war with HR when they tried to stop it, and won.)

Probably for the best. The longer they take to figure it out…

There isn’t enough money in circulation.

Every update on this story just prompts hundreds or thousands of comments in which people recount the ruinous amount of money they've lost due to health insurance companies, keeping public anger stoked

The only thing funnier than the fact that this United Healthcare thing happened would be if it turned out the FBI put him up to it. it would be like the universe walking up to Laura Jane Grace and demanding a sequel.

This guy sits.

How do I mark myself “Fair and impartial juror” from this morning’s… horrific… event?

The burden for making me decide this event is bad, actually, is going to be pretty high…