A type of chicken or something. ... Wait, you really don't know what a Turkey is?

50mg adderall for dinner and nothing else

It's just embarrassing.

❝ 𝑪𝑨𝑷𝑻𝑨𝑰𝑵 𝑲𝑰𝑫𝑫.ᐟ ❝

Don't ever wear this in my proximity. Seriously.

No. I don't recall this ever happening.

I'd rather you be honest with me. Why would you want to talk to me without any plausible reason? What are you seeking, drugs? I'm sorry but the rumours are wrong. I don't sell drugs. You can go now.

So did i. But it didn't– ...I don't want to talk about this. What are you trying to do?! What do you want from me anyways?

I can see. ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ Why are you so tall?!

...Are you high or something?

...Genuinely, what the fuck is up with your brain? Is that how you strike conversation with others? ... Well but now i want some Mac and Cheese.

I– What? ( ｀⁠⌒⁠´⁠)

... Well, good for you. But i'm definitely not making friends around here like you are. You just got lucky.

I wish i could replace my brain with yours for a moment and see what the fuck is in it. How are you so calm all the time? What do you mean boredom doesn't immediately fill you with dreadful feelings?

Like what? I'm just stating the truth.

Boredom will consume everyone in this fucking town.

ooc. obligatory post to make sure

When someone says, "I'm a dog person," I always reply, "Yeah? Well I'm a lizard person." And then I peel off my face.

ooc.

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