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I'm a Swiss Army Unicorn and a born-again misanthrope. I do all my own stunts.
In a grave oversight, I have not made a coffee cake this season. I'll have to remedy that this weekend.
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I think we tuned in slightly late for the ball drop, but it dropped a couple minutes after midnight. "Is this a good omen? 2026 arriving late?" One of the gang said something about a second ball drop in honor of AMERICA 250, and that's what we saw. "So, you're saying that both balls dropped..."
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For the drive home tonight, in the snow. Will this be the year our heroine finally gets her ish together? Probably not...
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Tones On Tail 'Go!' 1984
YouTube video by Ani del Rio
https://youtu.be/3TJC48BRBn8?si=EqqqWMMGdJDD3uWr
2 days ago
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Is it possible to get seasick on a bus?
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Perhaps we can persuade the president to carry a scepter at all times...
4 days ago
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For the drive home tonight... Did Seven and the Ragged Tiger have the lyrics printed in the cassette? I do not remember. But also, ???
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Duran Duran - New Moon On Monday (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by DuranDuranVEVO
https://youtu.be/m3a4OTh2Y8w?si=OVdnqd1G_Ey4jjIv
5 days ago
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How I’m walking out of 2025
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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I promised to make Miss M a latte this morning, so I will be your barista today. Note to self: get a larger Moka Pot for next year.
8 days ago
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During lockdown, I did some cleaning. In the process, I found 13 rolls of scotch tape! After tonight's wrapping session, I am now officially halfway through my tape stash.
10 days ago
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You know, everything just might be under control.
10 days ago
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POV: You realize that you bought more Christmas presents for your four-legged niece than for your two-legged niece...
11 days ago
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I returned to work today to another award on my desk, which has been surprising lately, although I firmly believe that I rock. Also, I got a pin that confirms that I am turtley enough to be in someone's turtle club.
16 days ago
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Still sick and missing the fun day at work today. Had an office holiday party in my dream, featuring a surprise guest and the sudden realization that I had a taser. I didn't get to use it, though. We all got sent home due to weather. Hope they like my playlist...
18 days ago
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I think that regardless of how I'm feeling tomorrow, I may still stay home. I at least took a shower and changed my pajamas today, which was... necessary. Remind me to thank my supervisor for this.
19 days ago
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Coworker reading headlines this afternoon: Why did we seize an oil tanker off Venezuela? Me: Force of habit?
23 days ago
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I enlisted an old friend to help me change a headlight bulb in my car. I miss the days when I could fix it myself.
27 days ago
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My acceptance speech at today's awards ceremony at work: "Eh... I just show up and let it happen. Thank you."
28 days ago
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I am gracing the workplace with holiday playlists. The first one, due Friday, I am calling, "Adult Contemporary Holiday" with a chill vibe and some old classics mixed in. Next week is the party mix. Of course, I am open to safe-for-work suggestions...
about 1 month ago
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What's a gal gotta do for a coconut donut around here?
about 1 month ago
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I am so not prepared for today. My bread basket offerings are stunning (photos later), but I had to swap out the winter citrus cake with cranberry buttercream at the last moment because I ran out of time (but who says no to a hot fudge pudding cake?).
about 1 month ago
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I think the best way to put it today is: I'm... buffering...
about 1 month ago
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Made another batch of brown butter cookie bars for a bake-off at work. Was just told there are only crumbs left, which is a good sign.
about 2 months ago
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I KNOW that at some point, I have said about the Orange Menace, "He'd blow you for a dollar." I was half-joking. It sounded preposterous! However, if the tale is true, I guess I was right.
about 2 months ago
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Zoomer coworker: Can I ask you a question? Me (thinking it's work-related): Sure, what's up? That question started with the statement, "My grandmother said..." Me:
about 2 months ago
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I walked right by him. I. Walked. Right. By. Him.
#MissedOpportunity
about 2 months ago
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There was frost on my windshield this morning. I am not ready for this.
about 2 months ago
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@bandlegame.bsky.social
in one! Mild panic when I saw the song was from this year because, yeah...no... And damn lucky when it was the only song from this year that I could think of!
about 2 months ago
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Tonight, it's Aunty Donna!
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you need to stop being such a...
YouTube video by David Björk
https://youtu.be/_Idg6dJVgOc?si=SwbK5nLSDCWrGxZ8
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Squirrel Nut Zippers "Hell" - Music Video directed by Norwood Cheek and Grady Cooper
YouTube video by gradycooper
https://youtu.be/yS2IBMQIjDo?si=PUe54CRHuFVY8JBv
about 2 months ago
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...Does this mean I'm getting a day off? Aw, am I going to have to call people?
about 2 months ago
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Good morning. This one comes with a brief reprieve from leaving the house in darkness.
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Roxy Music - Love Is The Drug
YouTube video by RoxyMusicVEVO
https://youtu.be/0n3OepDn5GU?si=pRRzFJMeXeP2AbKF
2 months ago
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Ms. Murphy if you're nasty, and you most assuredly are
2 months ago
It would seem that Trump voters elected a house flipper without a contractor's license instead of President of the United States.
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Today, I came in as a lumberjack. It's in the 60s in the city, so here I am, regretting my life choices. Also, since weaponry in the office is verboten, I carry a can of Axe body spray (which...) and tell folks that "I can't be trusted with sharp objects."
2 months ago
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Your ear...mollusk... for today. It's mine, anyway.
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Vulfmon & Zachary Barker - Disco Snails (Official Video)
YouTube video by Vulf
https://youtu.be/oAZBKlVSLkU?si=4ZKgNiQRp7EfPimy
2 months ago
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Brown butter M&M cookie bars. Besides regular and mini M&Ms, I added semi-sweet chips, white chips, and sprinkles. My BFF said that it's because I'm "extra". 🤣 So what if I am!
2 months ago
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I'm browning butter for M&M bars I plan on bringing when I crash my cousin's Halloween party later. I was invited, I just forgot to RSVP. Now, which costume am I recycling for this?
2 months ago
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Bailed on work early tonight to catch Miss M's game. Maybe it's the last of the season? Last year, she had the team record for most yellow cards in a season. I think we're both weirdly proud of that. My niece, the enforcer!
2 months ago
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I was almost taken out by a low-flying pigeon as I approached the employee entrance at work this morning.
2 months ago
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"... But it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove"
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https://parade.com/news/mariska-hargitay-says-worlds-been-pronouncing-name-wrong
2 months ago
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I finally got to use my degree at work today, and I got rave reviews!
2 months ago
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Apparently, there were 800 people protesting in my purple-ish hometown yesterday. That doesn't sound like much, but it's encouraging. I, however, gave in to the cold I had been fighting all week.
3 months ago
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But is it really a family vacation if someone HASN'T said, "Ya know what? Y'all are a bunch of assholes!"
3 months ago
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You can't call in sick on vacation. Power nap and power through.
3 months ago
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I was out last Thursday and Friday, and I'm taking off next week,so you can forgive me for being a wee bit checked out this week and wondering what the point of it all is.
3 months ago
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So, I have been crafting playlists as part of the anniversary celebration in my office (six playlists, to be precise). Last night, I suddenly had the idea to make a list of favorite songs of all of us working there. Management loved the idea, and we're running with it.
3 months ago
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Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
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https://thehill.com/homenews/education/5544681-florida-republican-charlie-kirk-state-colleges/
3 months ago
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I saved the day for one of our customers today, go me! Also, we had a minor field trip. This is the only picture I took.
3 months ago
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I made a focaccia with marinated tomatoes and dipping oil to bring to work tomorrow.
3 months ago
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Last night was a blast! Although, due to the most thorough tiny purse search in my life (seriously, she took EVERYTHING out!), I pretty much missed Lene Lovich. 🤬 What should have taken a minute was a long, drawn-out ordeal.
3 months ago
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Now's the time of year when I feel the need to post this...
3 months ago
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