#gh I think my favorite scene this week is Valentin casually rifling around Carly’s kitchen. Lol. The French press. The cereal. Haha. Sigh. JPS is dreamy. 🤭

#gh Aw hell my Lulu enmity fell apart. Telling Charlotte to get ready for bed was such a mom thing. And Charlotte went up the stairs and she’s still a minor but not a little kid anymore and I felt like she was all our kids and time passing and… “Don’t cry Lulu, you were in a coma for four years…” 💔😢

#gh I can’t believe last night I was trading memories of Rob Reiner’s work and then I spent today trading memories of Anthony Geary’s work. Please stop. Everyone chill and stay alive for a little while.

I’ve been watching those two “continuation seasons” of X-Files. They weren’t perfect but they were promising. I hope Ryan Coogler’s planned reboot comes true. Even though the Free World has been replaced by the Fascist World, the world is still a strange place that merits our curiosity.

Huh. I’m in my 40s and in 36 years of watching and rewatching “Star Trek V: The Final Frontier” I never noticed that Spock gives the Vulcan nerve pinch… to a horse.

#gh Seems like Jacinda is sticking around. Good. So whose all long lost daughter do we think she is? I’ll go first. She’s Serena Baldwin but everyone is under an amnesia spell like that time on Buffy when no one recognized Glory was Ben and Ben was Glory. Lol this spineless regime of GH would never

#gh Well Friday’s episode demonstrated why this show is always up for the Best Daytime Drama Emmy and often wins. And as much as I fricken despise Willow… I gotta say, Katey is putting in THE WORK. She needs a Lead Actress nod, minimum. Her performance is what dramatic soapy acting is all about.

#gh I have never been so irritated by characters in my million years history watching this show. When Willow was telling ChaLynn “I’m going,” I was just, like, screaming at the TV “THEN GOOOOO!!!” And then there’s Nina being an ass to Jacinda. Ok this is great soap but still. Growl. Lol

#gh JESUS HELL THIS SHOW W in the actual F!!! i know i’ve said that i am enjoying the mess. but it’s a new record for me that just under 5 minutes into friday’s episode i want to kick Chase and Nina’s asses lmao. really?!! Chase sneaking Willow into the Qs??? Nina having some nerve to invoke HR??? 🤬

#gh Wow right there in Nina’s office?! 💀 I was kinda hoping Nina wouldn’t walk in and that they would do the deed and it would be this hilarious secret we all know and that one day Nina would find out and then freak out so loudly they hear it in Nixon Falls. 🤭

#gh I’m totally on board the Michael/Jacinda ship. Lol but it’s the Friday after Thanksgiving? Is it gonna suddenly be Christmas next week? Is Selina ever gonna come back? And still no Terry. Smh why do I keep watching this show? This is the nerdiest obsession ever. And I’m obsessed. So.

#gh “Just you two all alone. In the club.” lmaoooo Trina, the way she said that was so melodramatic. i love it. GH has been gloriously messy and lately

#gh I really enjoyed Monday’s show but also did it really end on Carly stashing poor Val in the SHED?! IN THE BLEAK MIDWINTER?!!! 💀💀💀💀

#gh Soooo. Varly. Do we see it? Be gentle with your replies. lmao

#gh I love that there’s meaningful follow-up on Ned. I was scared that he’d survive and it would never be mentioned again. Lol. That being said, wow chamomile tea is a no-no?! I had no idea. Haha

#gh Did anyone else think Alexis said “Fred and Nathan” and not “Britt and Nathan”? I had to rewind several times but Alexis did say Britt but also it really sounded like Fred. Also, the Hulu closed captioning literally said Fred. 🤣

#gh So. It’s still Thanksgiving in Port Charles. Lol. I know. But even after decades of soap watching, things like this still amuse me. Anyway, enough snarking. I love that Val being back in town is putting everyone on edge. Except for Carly of course. She’s just, like, annoyed. HAHA

why is the old hymn “He Lifted Me” the outro to the “Hotel Paper” album by Michelle Branch

#gh Cyrus and Esme cameos! Val’s glorious return! Granted, he’s all bloodied up and kinda scary looking. (Also I was kinda disappointed in Carly for ignoring the first rustling sound. That… wasn’t like her. But then she went for the fire poker so that was ok. Haha) GREAT Friday show!

#gh Britt just tripped in a drunken stupor. Uh, does alcohol mix well with her lifesaving meds? Lol. Anyways, Jason measuring out the dosage is making me swoon. That is such a vulnerable, intimate gesture to make. 🥲 JaBritt forever, yall. I will die on this Five Poppies hill.

why are there three versions of “butter” by bts lol

#gh Wait. In “Sister Act” it turns out that the mafia mole in the police department is Detective… Tate? As in Willow? 🤣🤣💀 Ha ha ha I’m corny. But I embrace it

#gh “I dare you. Kiss me.” That last shot of JaBritt. And then the beat of silence that followed Britt’s dare. I saw that the show’s ratings are up. I totally get it! Damn this show has been GOOD STUFF lately!

#gh Selina was in the opening credits but it sure took damn long enough to explain why. Lmao. Still, that was a nice twist. And so is Michael’s Thanksgiving evening turning extremely horny. I like him and Jacinda!

#gh “I like to unwind in public places and to feel like I’m part of something while I take time to think.” Jacinda being so relatable.

#gh Damn. Portia and Isaiah may go down in history with the sexiest pie-eating scene I’ve ever seen. Lol

#gh Marshall says, “I know TJ is out of town.” Really. I didn’t. Did anyone else. lmao

#gh Why does a world class medical facility like GH still not have a decent cafeteria? It’s time to abandon that ancient stereotype from the late 1900s. As someone who’s been a patient and a visitor multiple times, let me tell you — a lot has changed.

#gh I like Nina’s haircut!

#gh Good God. Drew berating Alexis about not looking more cheerful for the wedding is so wild. How can anyone possibly be excited about another wedding between Humpty and Dumpty so soon after the last disaster? 🙄

#gh When Portia mentioned being co-chief of staff having to set a leadership example… it made me think of a joke I made about Terry sadly coming true: we really aren’t gonna see her again until St Patrick’s Day, if then. Aren’t we? I miss her. 😭😭😭

#gh “Final Destination: Quartermaine Thanksgiving”???? DED i love blq

“GIVE IT TO ME BIG BOARD” I love that a contestant is saying this on a family game show? (Press Your Luck) Granted, it’s airing at 10pm so there’s that. Lol

Shoutout to ABC’s Wonderful World of Disney Holiday Spectacular for teaching me how to correctly say Bebe Rexha.

I just finished watching “Archive 81” and wow @netflix.com was painfully pathetic to cancel it. Who’s running that company anyway? Kaelego?

Raise your Vulcan salute if Star Trek has ever reduced you to tears. I’m not just talking about Spock dying (technically he just floated away in his katra and landed in Bones’s mind). Like, I cannot get through DS9’s “The Siege of AR-558” or season three of PIC without explosively sobbing.

Are you really in a marching band if they aren’t playing “Enterprising Young Men”

This. Support your local public library.

#gh I’m glad they’re letting Carlo Rota ham it up. Sidwell has really come alive as a fun soap opera baddie. Lately I watch him and can’t help thinking of the late, great Joe Mascolo as Stefano DiMera. …and of course just as I typed all that, Sidwell confesses to orchestrating Rocco’s attack. Shit.

#gh “What is wrong with her?!” —Liesl, reacting to the news that Willow has moved back in with Drew We ask ourselves this question every day, Dr. O.

#gh Omg. Monday’s show was dark. Spectacular but dark. And in a fun way. Not the depressing Guza years way. Ha ha ha

#gh JESUS CHRIST. Poor Rocco. I did not think the writers would take it that far. Well, I mean, what happened to Michael back in the day… but still, I did not expect blood and bruising. Poor kiddo. 😭

#gh Port Charles is a death trap. Dalton, Judge Heron. Jagger. Austin. Lolololol

I’m sorry but how did Winn Adami become the Bajoran pope without recognizing the difference between gods and demons? You must be so desperate for power to blindly accept a message from the Pah’Wraiths fooling yourself into believing they’re the benevolent Prophets.

No matter how many times I watch this episode, I always end up mildly irritated at the Prophets aka the Wormhole “You Will Know Nothing But Sorrow” Aliens. Especially when Ben is his happiest playing with his model Bajoran house and THAT’S when the Prophets decide to break the bad news. 😑

I’m watching the DS9 episode “Penumbra.” From now on I’m calling everyone sli’vak. 🖖🏽🍆

I can’t believe I have no close friends named Wendy or Lisa. WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO ASK IF THE WATER IS WARM ENOUGH? JACK? DIANE? JENNY? JESSIE’S GIRL? MISS JACKSON????!

LATELY #GH HAS BEEN MUST SEE TV. Friday’s show was a rollercoaster. It got me hating Chase. It got me rooting for Molly and Cody. (MoCo?) (I still miss TJ btw.) Gio called BLQ “mom.” (I cried.) Plus scenes with Michael, Jacinda, JaBritt, Alexis, Nathan, Sonny, Laura?! THIS IS HOW TO USE AN ENSEMBLE.

#gh NO! FOR GODS SAKE CANT LAURA HAVE A HAPPY ENDING FOR ONCE????? I know it’s a soap but she barely had time to celebrate her re-election before finding A FRIGGEN DEAD BODY (dalton, rip lol) IN HER TRUNK????

#gh I mean, I’m used to this. Remember when they had to do a whole standalone episode back during the Maxie/Levi era when they kinda forgot to wrap up the mayoral election storyline lololol