#gh I’m catching up with last week’s episodes and it hit me that Carly and Lucas have the same taste in men — powerful Brown men whose power is rooted in moral grey areas lol

same. (more? please.)

I dislike this trend of news outlets posting a photo on Facebook and using the text box to summarize the story in the photo but the actual article is linked in the comments. I don’t want to go to the comments section! I don’t care what those ratchet people have to say. LMAO

#gh Why did Sidwell say Metro Court… like that lmao

#gh Fantastic Thursday episode! I loved all the couples. Lol at Portia’s bitchy commentary about Jordan and Curtis — she’s not wrong. I’m glad crystal clear dialogue was finally written about what a holier than thou jackass he is. But poor Isaiah. Poor sad, beautiful, hunky, wet from the shower… unf

#gh cackle MICHAEL: I have some good news. You guys are gonna get to see mommy again. WILEY: Really?! When?! AMELIA: *continues coloring*

#gh I’m just now watching Monday’s episode and I avoided spoilers so what the hell! LMAO. Let’s just say I made the mistake of eating during this episode and during the final scene my TV screen ended up with bits of hamburger

So is the USS Voyager NCC-74656… Voyager 3? Haha

#gh AHAHAHAHAHA i’m 15 minutes into today’s (Thursday) episode and Drew has just gone full Brett Kavanaugh on the stand 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 whew i hate Drew but that was a barrel of laughs lol

#gh Krissy told Michael, “I tried to fix it myself.” THIS IS ALWAYS THE PROBLEM WOMAN MY GAWD

#gh Dang I was today years old when I found out that the actress who played poor unalived Judge Heran is none other than the daughter of the late, great Rene Auberjonois. (And upon a close look of one of her headshots, I can really see it!)

#gh lol half these people are either on or used to be on young and the restless

#gh OMG IT’S THE DENISE DEMUCCHIO ERA AHAHAHHAHA yes i’m watching the encore of luke’s goodbye, i miss the ron carlivati era no i didn’t ask your input lmao

#gh ew right there in robert’s office? yes i just watched tuesday’s show lol

don’t let the borg assimilate them all

#gh JORDAN: Something seems off about you. ME AS LAURA: ‘Well, Dalton’s body was in my trunk. Sidwell did it. Sonny and Jason cleaned up the mess. Kevin is helping cover it up. You???’ ME AS JORDAN: ‘Portia messed up again and this time she’s out for good and I got to eat Stella’s pecan pie!!!’

#gh Oh I’m silly. Taby sang before at the Nurses Ball that time

#gh Friday’s scene with Sonny and Kevin was pretty cool. It also tickles me since in another life Kevin is no slouch in the mafia world either 😜

#gh I really like Molly and Cody together. I really do. And this is awkward because I miss TJ lol

#gh I know there’s budget and availability and whatnot but c’mon NONE of Liz’s children could come home for Christmas??? Sheesh lol

#gh So I’m on Wednesday’s show and look. I’m a Liz fan since her chainsmoking days. Lol. But watching her give counsel about Portia’s messy love life is hilarious. It was just a few feet away at the nurses station where once upon a time Lulu gave Liz an epic dressing down about Lucky and Nikolas. 💀

#gh You know what I don’t like about Tuesday’s episode though. The constant and endless dogpiling on Portia. Ever since Trina’s paternity. She’s not perfect but she’s not a monster. Curtis though? He ain’t shit.

#gh “Badge and gun. Now.” —Dante 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 —me

#gh I’m on Tuesday’s show. I see everyone starting to hate Chase or, at the very least, a lot of folks coming around to it. Like BLQ. His own wife. I been hating Chase but whatevs. Lol. Oh, the trial. I love it. “I don’t have a receipt. Because the room wasn’t under my name.” THE SUDS YOU GUYS 🧼🫧

is…is this a threat

My Voyager rewatch (in no order) is revealing. Chakotay and Neelix have comic chemistry! In “Juggernaut” they’re in the mess hall as Chakotay hilariously watches Neelix eat a gross home remedy for radiation. Reminds me of “Scientific Method” when they sat in sickbay one-upping each other’s ailments!

Holy shit. I just revisited the Voyager episode “Latent Image.” I guess the crew thought they were doing right by the Doctor but damn. This episode sure hits different from when I watched it in high school. I’m a memory care caregiver now. The person I take care of is my dad. Poor Doc. 😢❤️‍🩹

There is an alarmingly high number of time-displaced people in Star Trek and I wonder what happens to them. What became of Dr. Gillian Taylor after she left the Federation courtroom? Or the defrosted cryostasis people? Or Rasmussen, the phony professor who popped in during the Penthara IV mission?

#gh I think my favorite scene this week is Valentin casually rifling around Carly’s kitchen. Lol. The French press. The cereal. Haha. Sigh. JPS is dreamy. 🤭

#gh Aw hell my Lulu enmity fell apart. Telling Charlotte to get ready for bed was such a mom thing. And Charlotte went up the stairs and she’s still a minor but not a little kid anymore and I felt like she was all our kids and time passing and… “Don’t cry Lulu, you were in a coma for four years…” 💔😢

#gh I can’t believe last night I was trading memories of Rob Reiner’s work and then I spent today trading memories of Anthony Geary’s work. Please stop. Everyone chill and stay alive for a little while.

I’ve been watching those two “continuation seasons” of X-Files. They weren’t perfect but they were promising. I hope Ryan Coogler’s planned reboot comes true. Even though the Free World has been replaced by the Fascist World, the world is still a strange place that merits our curiosity.

Huh. I’m in my 40s and in 36 years of watching and rewatching “Star Trek V: The Final Frontier” I never noticed that Spock gives the Vulcan nerve pinch… to a horse.

#gh Seems like Jacinda is sticking around. Good. So whose all long lost daughter do we think she is? I’ll go first. She’s Serena Baldwin but everyone is under an amnesia spell like that time on Buffy when no one recognized Glory was Ben and Ben was Glory. Lol this spineless regime of GH would never

#gh Well Friday’s episode demonstrated why this show is always up for the Best Daytime Drama Emmy and often wins. And as much as I fricken despise Willow… I gotta say, Katey is putting in THE WORK. She needs a Lead Actress nod, minimum. Her performance is what dramatic soapy acting is all about.

#gh I have never been so irritated by characters in my million years history watching this show. When Willow was telling ChaLynn “I’m going,” I was just, like, screaming at the TV “THEN GOOOOO!!!” And then there’s Nina being an ass to Jacinda. Ok this is great soap but still. Growl. Lol

#gh JESUS HELL THIS SHOW W in the actual F!!! i know i’ve said that i am enjoying the mess. but it’s a new record for me that just under 5 minutes into friday’s episode i want to kick Chase and Nina’s asses lmao. really?!! Chase sneaking Willow into the Qs??? Nina having some nerve to invoke HR??? 🤬

#gh Wow right there in Nina’s office?! 💀 I was kinda hoping Nina wouldn’t walk in and that they would do the deed and it would be this hilarious secret we all know and that one day Nina would find out and then freak out so loudly they hear it in Nixon Falls. 🤭

#gh I’m totally on board the Michael/Jacinda ship. Lol but it’s the Friday after Thanksgiving? Is it gonna suddenly be Christmas next week? Is Selina ever gonna come back? And still no Terry. Smh why do I keep watching this show? This is the nerdiest obsession ever. And I’m obsessed. So.

#gh “Just you two all alone. In the club.” lmaoooo Trina, the way she said that was so melodramatic. i love it. GH has been gloriously messy and lately

#gh I really enjoyed Monday’s show but also did it really end on Carly stashing poor Val in the SHED?! IN THE BLEAK MIDWINTER?!!! 💀💀💀💀

#gh Soooo. Varly. Do we see it? Be gentle with your replies. lmao

#gh I love that there’s meaningful follow-up on Ned. I was scared that he’d survive and it would never be mentioned again. Lol. That being said, wow chamomile tea is a no-no?! I had no idea. Haha

#gh Did anyone else think Alexis said “Fred and Nathan” and not “Britt and Nathan”? I had to rewind several times but Alexis did say Britt but also it really sounded like Fred. Also, the Hulu closed captioning literally said Fred. 🤣

#gh So. It’s still Thanksgiving in Port Charles. Lol. I know. But even after decades of soap watching, things like this still amuse me. Anyway, enough snarking. I love that Val being back in town is putting everyone on edge. Except for Carly of course. She’s just, like, annoyed. HAHA

why is the old hymn “He Lifted Me” the outro to the “Hotel Paper” album by Michelle Branch

#gh Cyrus and Esme cameos! Val’s glorious return! Granted, he’s all bloodied up and kinda scary looking. (Also I was kinda disappointed in Carly for ignoring the first rustling sound. That… wasn’t like her. But then she went for the fire poker so that was ok. Haha) GREAT Friday show!

#gh Britt just tripped in a drunken stupor. Uh, does alcohol mix well with her lifesaving meds? Lol. Anyways, Jason measuring out the dosage is making me swoon. That is such a vulnerable, intimate gesture to make. 🥲 JaBritt forever, yall. I will die on this Five Poppies hill.

why are there three versions of “butter” by bts lol

#gh Wait. In “Sister Act” it turns out that the mafia mole in the police department is Detective… Tate? As in Willow? 🤣🤣💀 Ha ha ha I’m corny. But I embrace it