🦋 HEY!!!!! I want attention too. Here, look, I'll put my hair down!

FUCK

[ getting really scared ] i think it's muffin day

[ getting really scared ] i think it's muffin day

idiot. weren't you supposed t to go to ( failing to think of the word "medical" ) ddoctor school

i i went to the doctor once . because i passed out and some. someone took me . dude said i had "internal bleeding". f ffucking dumbass that's where the blood is SUPPOSED TO BE

[ walking back into view with their clothes smoking and their shoulder still on fire a little ] torches and pitchforks

[ seeing a really cool guy and getting really fucking mad because they're not him ] ii i i'm gonna go BEAT THE SHIT out of a ... CRIMINAL . RIGHT NOW.

] eli i want you to know this was about corravan

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i i went to the doctor once . because i passed out and some. someone took me . dude said i had "internal bleeding". f ffucking dumbass that's where the blood is SUPPOSED TO BE

* You couldn't find it. * Y o u c o u l d n ' t f i n d y o u r h a n d.

] sorry guys i . never know if their loudness and annoyingness is entertaining or actually just genuinely obnoxious

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ssometimes i jist say shit it j .it just come sout of my mouth

how do you gget your hands on alcohol

] he thinks hes so fucking funny

] sorry guys i hope the multimuse stuff doesn't get too confusing . you just hhave to get used to their emojis

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] ouh i thhink rosie and cyrus would get along ...

[ seeing a really cool guy and getting really fucking mad because they're not him ] ii i i'm gonna go BEAT THE SHIT out of a ... CRIMINAL . RIGHT NOW.

] sighs. this needs to be what pushes me to actually use this account

Fuck you.

] realization . if kris deltarune met celestia they'd be so jealous because celestia is a human(oid) with horns

] realization . if kris deltarune met celestia they'd be so jealous because celestia is a human(oid) with horns

] i should be allowed to be an asshole for fun . who wants the stupid fucking butterfly who hates you

] hey. hey. if anyone wants to like. um interact with my beautiful woman. that would be so awesome and cool

420 followers. haha

] hey. hey. if anyone wants to like. um interact with my beautiful woman. that would be so awesome and cool

] theyre just Really Awkward and Suck Bad at Talking.

] i swear on my life i can write celestia serious . i swear i swear . theyre just aalittle hard to do that with because theyre Stupid?

[ doesnt know what dice are ] Is that a fuccking cube

chipped my tooth on one once

i eat various nuts berries fruits and seeds and sometimes leaves

if you think thats bad you guys should meet the muffin man

O its earthworm … Ok *Steps ovee your carefily*

seeing those . angel things way more often lately

anyone else ever have dreams about a man so beautiful you hate waking up

fuck the beach i hate the beach

🐍 nah. dont even worry, man. only i can do that. [ lifting his hand casually, acting like he's gonna take off his shades. ]

[ taking off his hat Oh yeah okay it's just medusa snakes under there. straight up ] 🐍 haha. yeah kinda

🐍 nah but i got snakes [ okay hes just not even trying alright man ]

🐍 im always saying this

the muffin man.

[ A rattling sound can be heard, steadily approaching... An entire horse-drawn carriage is pulling up. It's practically straight out of a Disney movie. ] [ As the vehicle comes to a stop, the door swings open. A woman in a deep red dress steps out, gloved hand lifting her big hoop skirt as she ++

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ok i dont know whats going on ever

] hey .hey guys . kicks a rock

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