"Dino Nuggies Island" Acrylic on Canvas Board A commission for my daughter. Since she's graduating, it's the perfect time to finish this and bring it to her. #art #absurd #painting #dinosaur #nuggets #snacks #weirdart

I had a dream last night that all ICE agents had been recalled to the offices for reassignment... only for them to disappear completely. People would ask, but anybody in any official position would say, "I have no idea what you're talking about," and the world was a better place.

New #merch in the shop... We all know that guy and at some point, he needs to know the truth #alphabro #alpha #weightlifting #bodybuilding #shirt #tshirt #parody #masculinity

Ya'll thought I was joking about #songwriting a #metal song about my #dogs stinky feet... I don't joke about metal or my dog's frito beans

Did somebody say #MonsterMonday? Share a monster!

Episode 4 of Season 2 is live! Run over to YouTube, Spotify, Apple Music, or wherever you get podcasts from and enjoy the absurdity! #podcast #weird #truecrime #paranormal #comedy youtu.be/qZ_VcZc38EU?...

My dog's toes constantly smell like wet corn chips. I'm currently writing a 2010's metal song about it. I call it "Frito Beans."

Poultry Anus

Have you ever noticed that the phone in Dream Phone looks like a dick?

Our newest episode is live! Come listen in as Boney explains to Pyxie and our special guests, @midnightoilpodcast.bsky.social, a truly insane plot to take over an island. #podcast #truecrime #paranormal #comedy

How come we don't hear much about the Space Force anymore?

Drop something red ♥️

Stacey asked me to paint #phantommanor from #Disneyland Paris. It took a while, but here it is #paint #art #acrylic #canvas #hauntedmansion

Art for sale. Check out the Alternate Text for info on pieces. Prices include shipping #art #buy #darkart #artforsale

Just had an Art Show this last wednesday. Had a great showing. My paintings that I made for it will be for sale. Check the next post for those #art #artshow #painting #sculpture #3dprint

It's #fridaythe13th why not celebrate with these #jason #voorhees #tshirts ? www.teepublic.com/user/crowjan...

My cat sleeps all day and then keeps me awake all night so this gave me a good laugh. Credit - @dagnylill on Instagram

I say "Boomer" with a hard R.

The next game that I dev is going to have an "Unc" mode. Where your reaction times aren't so hardcore. I'm getting old and my reaction time is slipping...

Normally, we talk True Crime, Weird Crime, or Paranormal stories... This time we talk about a crime that's far too real. #podcast #charity #hauntedattractions #halloween #lgbtqia

Fox News is saying that Mr. Rogers is evil for telling kids that they're special. While protecting pedophiles and justifying an illegal war. When the Trump admin is chained up in a dark cave, can we liquidate this propaganda factory?

New Season of the Podcast! Just in time for International Women's Day! #truecrime #paranormal #podcast #comedy #animated

This is Ghost... And he's Ace

We got the first two episodes of Season 2 recorded. Editing and posting soon!

Marcus wanted this pillow for Christmas, but we couldn't get it then. So, we got it for his birthday! He's a big #psychonauts @doublefine.com and @scottlava.bsky.social fan! So, he was super excited

Morty Chapter 8: Vorgoth Cometh #webcomic #comicstrip #darkhumor #comic

The house next door is for sale. I would LOVE to be able to buy it and have some options. My first fantasy plan would be to knock it down and return it to being one lot. But, there's no way that can happen. So, all I can hope for is neighbors that don't suck.

Of all of the stupid reasons to go to war, trying to distract from one's past as a pedo has to be the stupidest to date.

Send nood.............les I'm hungry

Didn't the orange dingle berry say that he wouldn't get us in pointless wars? And yet, all he's done is try to pick fights with everybody.

Wait... Your aunts buy you gifts on your birthdays? Mine just ignore me, and act like I don't exist. amp.cheezburger.com/44490757/19-...

Somebody recently asked me what my five-year-plan is. They looked at me like I had two heads when I said "this is it. This was the goal. I'm here." I have a career that I love, a family that I cherish, a home that is ours, and I'm finally happy. That was the goal. I'm here.

Guys!!! AS IN MY GUY FRIENDS!!! When a woman is sex positive, that doesn't give you the right to do creepy shit or to stalk her! Just because she talks about sex and enjoys it, doesn't mean she has sex with everybody! She sure as HELL won't have sex with you. Grow the fuck up, you creepy asshole!

I was just watching a YouTube video and they raised a good point. When you see something, anything, you're looking into the past. You're seeing the way that it was the milliseconds before it took for the light to enter your eye and then interpreted by your brain. It's the same concept as star light.

Share a movie that no one else remembers that you regularly think about

Next piece for the Staff Art Show. "A Missed Appointment" Ink and Acrylic on 4"x4" Canvas #art #paint #death #darkart #dark #smallart #painting

New #painting to display this March. I call it Dichotomy 2. It's the second one like this that I've done. #art #skull #dark #acrylic #canvas

#fridaythe13th #friday #13 #jason

Every accusation is a confession

Celebrate #Fridaythe13th in style with these #jasonvoorhees shirts and merch! www.teepublic.com/user/crowjan...

Crossed is Shockcore schlock. Nothing more. The entire basis is taking someone else's idea and making it for edgelords.

OMG!!! Stacey makes the BEST tikka masala on couscous. It's so good!

because fuck Kid Rock...

Truly, I am the trash among class...

Is it just me or are the Super Bowl ads just dumb this year?

I've been trying to learn ASL. I figure that being a college prof., it's a good idea. I just watched a minute and a half long video of an ASL conversation and actually understood most of it.

Went to see Iron Lung with the kid. I've heard people talk shit about it. I don't know why. I thought it was truly amazing! It was a film that really explores so many psychological concepts in a claustrophobic environment. Guilt, redemption, reality vs. insanity. I never expected a movie like this.