My cookies advertised "now made with milk and eggs" The future is here and its awful

It's the people who didn't show up. The DNC has developed a disconnect from its theoretical core voters it 'addresses' through vote scolding and telling people they are voting wrong. Take it or leave it is going to result in people leaving it.

[deeply unconvincingly] i swear im gonna do it. im finally gonna switch to linux

Turns out using people whose job it is to engage in combat to prevent violence doesn’t work. Scientists are still trying to figure out why.

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice* This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

Warm, Encouraging Email From CEO Quickly Identified As Phishing Attempt theonion.com/warm-en...

It's really funny after 15 years of only reading the headlines people still haven't learned that headlines are often picked by the editors. Related: J Johna Jamison was modeled off these people.

A co worker directly stated to me the stock market isn't capitalism and I'm about to fully crash out irl

I love animes.

An entire administration made up of the 1 out of 10 dentists who don’t recommend brushing your teeth

The system of 'no consequences for rich people' has reached the logical conclusion 'rich people just do whatever they want'. I don't think it's possible to design a system that can survive having a class of people who get to ignore rules because it's mildly harder to enforce rules on their behavior

I once read a comment saying something like "if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts". I think about that a lot.