bern Bwegh.

bern Eh.

"...Do you expect to be given everything the second you pop in or.... Just give it a chance. Please. I'd cut off my hand to keep you here!" ...She is serious here.

"Pleeeaaasseee? Come on. Come on.... Pleeeaaasseeee..." ...Oh... She's ripping off those braces as she is trying to stand her ground. "Don't leave... Sodashi sees you as a friend... Don't leave her here. We can scout people for a racing team!"

"...Sodashi wants to help you. Come on. Come oooonnnnn. Please? If you become more popular than Sodashi then Sodashi can retire from racing and declare you as #1 !" Really?

"Sodashi found a formal dress. How does she look in it?"

"...Pleeeaaasseee? Sodashi may have signed you up for the debut race anyways." SHE WHAT!?! Without her permission!? "She wants to see you race! Please! Please!?"

....She super glued herself onto Pinas leg. "Pleeeaaasseee! It can't end this way! Come on! Give Sodashi a chance! She'll be your servant! Your maid! Anything! Don't leeeaaaveee!"

"Wait. No! Come on! Don't leave, Pina! Not all of us are bad! Come on!" She's going to try and follow her, frowning. "Please! She'll do anything to keep you around! Pleeeaaasseee!?"

"....Nah. A lot of them are not as bad as me." She is being truthful. "There's 2196 of us so..." Do not bring up that number, dammit--.

"Come on. Sodashi is a good person! She has told her family about you!" ...Oh no. Did she really...? "You're one of her friends!"

"Sodashi wants to be friends with you, though. You look like one of her siblings, after all." Oh. "Is that so wrong?"

"Sodashi is just curious, you know? Her sisters aren't here right now. So she has to fend for herself!"

"Do not mess with Sodashis 2196 relatives. You'll regret it." ...She's flaunting how many family members she has now.

"She wants to see how you can do it so she can learn. At the very least I can see what I am doing wrong if you are doing it well!"

"Sodashi wants to watch you first. And those machines aren't enough, especially since I want to get a plush for each of my relatives."

bern If someone makes a Mama Cocha OC so Sodashi can have her sister... I'd be happy-

"Sodashi likes seeing others do stuff. And besides, she can casually wait for it to be open. She needs to get a gift for her sister soon. So this would work."

"It is pretty fun to Sodashi! It is more fun than sports on TV!"

She's just going to attend being an audience for the crane game. Don't mind her.

"SIIIS!!! I MISS YOU!!!" Oh... she misses her sister... badly.

"...Sodashi misses her sister."

"Crowns... Trophies... Victories... They're just nice things to collect. I'm most interested in being admired, adored, and maybe a little feared." An #UmamusumeRP OC by BadJokesLucia NSFW topics possible.

"Maybe Pina Colada would like Mama Cocha. I feel she'd like her!"

"Try Sodashi!"

Meanwhile, Sodashi raised her finger up. "Huh... It's nice out-" ...Did she summon a Thunderstorm as the electricity is going through her body!? "KYAAAAAHHH----"

.....Okay. She is fixing the blender situation as we speak.... erm.... When she wakes up.

....Okay. That is one incident. But any others-?

Come on.... Is there any proof that Sodashi isn't the smartest horse here-?

...Was Sodashi mixing up squids and starfish? What even is that? ...Though to be fair she did almost get dragged under so..

...Is that a giant tentacle in the distance coming out while she was knocked out? Is... Is Sodashi correct the entire time!?!

...There can be a Star Wars reference thrown in for Pina at this rate with sand. ...But she /is/ slowing down... she stopped inches before getting to the sandy parts of the beach and collapsed-.

Oh... She is running at extremely high speeds while being choked out. I-Is she trying to run to the beach before she is knocked out!?!

"...." She's latching onto Pina as she is running off with her. "Sodashi isn't crazy! Sodashi knows the giant Starfish exists! She needs to show people proof!"

"... Sodashi can show you the giant starfish exists! A quick trip to the beach will show she isn't lying!" She knows it sounds unbelievable but.. she wants to show she is speaking the truth!

"Dolphins are nice to Sodashi. She was almost dragged underwater and drowned by a 200 foot tall starfish! Starfish are evil!" ... A what now?

"For Sodashi, the only thing she worries about are.... THEEEMMMM. Starfish! STARFISH ARE SODASHIS WORST ENEMIES!!" What?

"Sodashi is finding some casual wear. How does Sodashi look?"

"Sodashi is finding some casual wear. How does Sodashi look?"

"....Sodashi likes swimsuits since it shows the bodies of other girls real well." Is this girl not straight or.... "Is that so wrong-"

"Swimsuits! Any swimsuits work well! More swimsuits than the pool! MORE SWIMSUITS! MORE!!!"

"...The water is good at a beach. Plus it is Summer. ....Also a lot of girls in swimsuits in Sodashis case-" Calm down, girl. Calm down.

"Some girls may be preparing for other races. Give them time and they will pop out- ...Right. There's also beach vacations. That's another thing that happens too."

"Give it time. I am sure they will eventually pop out. Sooner or later. It is usually like that."

"I mean.... You, me, Rice, that Class president, Gold Ship...." She is trying to think of a hypothetical racing group here for a 16 person Uma race. "It'd be quite a sight.."

"I mean. Could be worse. It could be that you would-" Cue a Helicopter with a banner of Gold Ship flying by very loudly as that would be censored-.

"....Maybe Pina can T-Pose like that Rice shower girl over there for dominance." ...She saw the Rice Shower paralysis demon go by.

"You have to do everything to get fans around here. Sodashi worked her butt off to try and get people notice her. And of course training. Training makes you look good."

"It'd at least give a good impression to people. And more impressions means more people interested. And then eventually you get attention on your actual races through gossip and these first impressions."

"Most of the students are busy doing their own thing. Or need to go up to others to talk to. As in actually being social... even if it is to challenge for a race."