pretty sure they’re called “bleets” over here

ASTRO GOAT #GAMEAWARDS

Doc told me to eat an apple a day, think I got the wrong one tho 📷 IPad Pro (2nd Generation, 512GB)

Like this post if you think we should fill Elon Musk with helium like a balloon and watch him float up into the sky

I will be eating one lucky follower today

When will they make purplesky

CHECK OUT MY AWESOME FUCKING TITS BRO

Here’s a lumbogg edit for everyone ❤️

1 more follower and I reach 200 friends ❤️🐝🦭

Arcane if they were all dogs: barkane

What do we call tweets here

Being Jewish is so hard sometimes man I’ve got weather manipulation at noon and then space laser training at 4pm

Everyone please look at Mabel

Giving away my hand in marriage at 1k followers

Like this post if you’re chill like that

imagine if it was called grusky and your followers were called “minions”

He’s in a coma, Ms. Griffin

Tapping in. 🦭

It’s actually so nice not seeing shitty right-wing grummz tweets every 4 minutes

I’m the last real incel left

*flirting* my little sweet chungus

Guy who walks everywhere

Morning watch 👀📺📝

Current Password: BEAUTIFUL New Password: THEGIRLREADINGTHIS ⚠️ New Password Cannot Be The Same As Your Old Password ⚠️

Have they added DM fees to bluesky yet? 😅

Everyone please wish lumbogg goodnight please

I’m hearing word that redsky may be entering the building.

bluesky fans when they discover greensky:

Please add me on pokemon Tcg pocket friends ❤️ 5784372022505022

They are doing this to me at work tomorrow

Where the beautiful ladies at? Where the throne wishlists at? Where the DM fees at?

I wonder why people are leaving twitter guys

Normalize having a kind heart and a touch of swag

Son just called. Said something about moving me into a different retirement home - apparently, making advances towards some of the female staff was considered “inappropriate” I will not go quietly.

Can everyone please say goodnight to lumbogg

Feixiao Honkai Star Rail

Where are the DM fees at? Just got paid lol

Thanks for 50 followers ❤️ love from Toronto, Canada 🇨🇦

dropped to my knees

Bonevoid follow? My day is made.

are we still calling them tweets or

The love of my life is on Bluesky

I’m posting stuff you’ve never seen on apps you’ve never heard of

Hello looking for new friends and mutuals I like video games and trolling would you like to be my friends This is me btw :)

Hello bro ❤️