I hope everyone in the Good Timeline is enjoying Paul Rudd as President of the United States.

Nvidia finally added Snapchat filters to their AI thingy. 🤮

I would love a "Kitchen Nightmares" sort of show where Brennan Lee Mulligan and Matt Mercer roll up on peoples' Dungeons and Dragons campaigns. Then they work with the DM and Players on fixing their issues.

I like my games like I like my country: A Little to the Left and cats. m.twitch.tv/suddenlyfost...

Why do tax programs check your work for accuracy? Brother, if you know the answers, just do my taxes for me! Why are you making me put the lotion on the skin??

My New Years Resolution is to drink more high level potions and stop saving them for the end. Also I wanna stream more, so... 5pm PST m.twitch.tv/suddenlyfost...

Omg, I forgot to share. A Helldivers 2 film I was in recently released. We are almost a 1 million views! So if 136,000 of my followers could watch it, that would be awesome! youtu.be/M7nXj34kwIg?...

Christmas is looming just around the corner! Prepare yourself.

What people think AI will be like Vs What AI will actually be like

Hellfire Club. Too cool for school, but never too cool for cuddles.

Have you ever discovered a new word and thought: "Oh im definitely adding this to my lexicon! When people hear me say it, it'll provide the perfect impression i want to give about my intelligence and maturity."? Anyway, "dooks" 💩 has been cracking me up lately.

The year is 2000. We had just survived Y2K, and a 14-year old me is about to watch the movie that will define his personality for the next 25 years. How the Grinch Stole Christmas

"Olive Garden, when you're here, you're family" & "In da Club, we all fam" Therefore, while not all clubs are Olive Gardens, it's safe to say all Olive Gardens are Clubs.

If I had a nickel for every time Jennifer English voice acted a character whose hair turned white in the 3rd act, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

There's been a lot of rumors about Half-Life 3 being announced/ released soon. If Half-Life 3 is announced in November or even December, I will LITERALLY drink water.

It's pronounced Frankenstein

How I be at 11:59 pm on Halloween night

I wish heaps of hellfire upon the head of my sister-in-laws P.O.S. ex-husband for forever ruining my favorite name, Garrett. #Thief

Final Fantasy 7 demake 🔥👏

If only everyone could have predicted this www.thegamer.com/ea-generativ...

Pumpkin Spice Latte IN a pumpkin! Your move, White Girls.

Giving your homie the bedroom eyes from across the table because he's taking you on an spiritual journey you'll never forget by DMing your Dungeons & Dragons campaign.

Inside of me there are two wolves. One of them watches Critical Role And the other one plays Kingdom Hearts for the 40th time.

Pregananant

Got a head start on frightening movies this year. So far I've seen: -Midsommar. Very disturbing. Hated every second of it. Great movie! -Barbarian. Was NOT expecting the movie to be about THAT! -Long Legs. Nicholas Cage. 10/10

Everyone is making their last video before the rapture. I hope it happens soon! #Buffalo #wild #wings

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target

Adamantly hugging my small dog every time I come home.

Man, Unreal Engine 5 has been killing it! And by "it", I mean "my interest in PC gaming".

Why is haa breath hot but hoo breath is cold?

"Borderlands 4 Now Available"

Attempt #2 today at 5pm. Hopefully Twitch cooperates today and both of my followers can view the stream today! See you then, mom! ♥️

Retroid Pocket 5, my Doomsday device. If the world ever explodes and we gotta hide out in underground bunkers, I'll have a way to play all my favorite games! This is the only thing I'll ever need. And maybe some Sour Patch Kids...

After finally getting all my moving done and getting set up, I'm finally able to start streaming again! I'm gonna relax with a fun, light-hearted game like Amanda the Explanda or whatever. 5pm m.twitch.tv/suddenlyfost...

Somebody get this man a Comedy Oscar! (It me, I'm that man)

Got a can of the good stuff for when the good news drops

My totally unreal expectation for the upcoming Mass Effect live action adaptation is the use of practice effects for the alien races like Turians and Krogans à la Ninja Turtles.

You are transformed into a Mimic. What form do you take to ensure you never go hungry? I choose Beanbag Chair. Irresistible to sit in, impossible to get out of. Add some teeth and it's a done deal.

I've never seen Matthew Mercer and Disney's Tarzan in the same room together and honestly, it's freaking me out

Had a really cool voice over audition come through my inbox. Sent it out, but would appreciate some good vibrations too! 🥹

Today, the Super Nintendo Entertainment System turns 34 years old! Still my favorite console and the one I've formed my entire personality around. Please validate me by wishing a happy birthday to the SNES and the legendary Paul Rudd's acting career! 🎉

My Roman Empire? Nintendo store displays from the 90's and 2000's

It is my strong opinion that Walmart had the best McDonald'ses. What does that say about me?

Why do I love spicy food so much? It's just Pain-flavored.

Happy Spirit Halloween Opening month! 🎃💀👻

Me: (sits in a chair and watches YouTube videos for 2 years) Landlady: "Irreparable damage!" 😐

What makes me mad about generative AI is that it makes me look at Weird Al Yankovic's name differently. He doesn't deserve that.

Spent the week in Cabo, doing things we would do in Vegas, but in Cabo, and much sweatier.

🎼Wake me up when November 25 ends. 🎶 #StrangerThings5