If lady gaga exists, where is sir googoo

You know the band is good when they play the morbius movie during their set

*to the tune of you're the one that I want* I got bills, they're multiplying They're growing out control 'Cause the shit I have been buying It's terrifying

Playing clash royale at victoria's secret. Could life get any better

Chat is cod cooked or do you think black ops 6 zombies will revive it

Babe, what do you mean I can't hit it from the back while we sing along to the whole ajr discography

Just saw pennywise in a Michael Meyers fit driving a motorcycle blasting smack that

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY PLAYING LET IT GO AT THE CLUB

My favorite part about going out tn for my birthday wasn't the alcohol or the birthday wishes but rather the random mom we passed on the street that hit us with the "what's up brother ☝️"

New vampire weekend album?? And no one told me???

New j Cole album? Splendid

Do yall think bunny girl searches increase around Easter

Kendrick didn't mention me on Like That cause he knew he couldn't take the heat

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Can anyone spare 7 cents please it's important

Jacob Rothschild is dead. I propose a game, similar to the 39 clues books, for the Rothschild fortune

Chat I'm forklift certified

At da new job and I've been doing trainings for the past 2 days. There is no end in sight

Guys do NOT eat canned bread

Just trying to do the hamster trend...

Canned bread mukbang tonight

I'm not going to lie, getting my eyebrows threaded actually made me start tearing up. Shit hurts

Can we recreate the Truman show but irl

A man don't got nothing if he can't piss. It's sacred

Yerp

What's a man gotta dude to get lasik

i wonder what billbee is doing

Whenever I’m feeling down, I think about billbee and smile

Thinking about billbee...

Mr. Robot is a good TV show

We need two more Tuesdays a week

At the doctor's for a routine checkup and they just hit me with the "no bitches?" Cause I'm here on valentine's day 😭😭

What if you got teeth cuts when you went to the dentist? "Yea lemmie get a low taper fade on em" "can I get a 7:3 this time?" "Honestly idc what you do doc, just line my shit up. Make it look good"

Shout out to the homies here before blueskies became open

Can someone make me some ramen

I listened to lucid dreams yesterday for 6 hours and now im sick. No way this is a coincidence

Trying to gain curse energy by eating random shit I find

I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare

Nae nae with one hand call that a nae

Call me Mr cause I be on blue sky