i get overwhelmed by doctors appointments for a FEW DAYS

you all missed my bday 😡

read a bit of from eroica with love and honestly? pregnancy could fix major klaus heinz von dem eberbach

zacky took this pic of me for my birthday and i look EXTRA adorable like always

BUT the actual moment i decided to get back on here is cuz…. my birthday is tomorrow!!!!!! happy birthday me!!!!!!!!!!

oh hi guys sorry i have had Many Doctors Appointments but baby girl is healthy for now and i can’t wait to meet her! in other news i May have tried to eat soap due to cravings

i failed before december 1 even hit dont even joke lad

don’t worry about me zachary or jamie, we’ve just been relaxing and preparing for christmas! baby girl has also been doing just fine, can’t wait to meet her <3

funfact i once got the cops called to my house because i listened to cotard’s solution a little too loud and the screams at the end sounded a little too realistic for my neighbour’s tastes

my name is TRIPLE THE-O'S i will make my burgers BATSHIT EXPENSIVE but i will NEVER EVER listen to a single "NO RELISH" request. the only good thing i have going for me are my milkshakes

someone on the street tried to sell me dianetics didnt know the church of scientology managed to survive this long

breasting bad

playing the game of "is that a baby bump or am i just fat" again

just grow out your bangs man

((funfact i literally didn't know poppers and coke together could be deadly when i wrote this. jamie is made out of steel ig))

JAMIE IS ALSO DOWNING SHOTS LIKE CRAZY HE MUST BE STOPPED

JAMIE IS DOING COKE AND POPPERS AT THE SAME TIME? WE BARELY GOT HERE CHILL

wow,.. i can hear this party even though im not there yet

party time now!!! rosamia asked for a cut of the candy we got from trick-or-treating as an unconventional tip

heading out for trick or treating with the purple haired girl!!! her name is rosamia btw

I'm gonna go trick-or-treating with the purple haired girl tonight so she can get acquainted with me

Nevermind, the purple haired girl whoclaims to be Kamille's sister showed up at our house and said she'll take the job

This does mean I need a babysitter for tomorrow night between 9:00 pm and 2:00 am for Figaro because I do not want CPS getting called on my ass. I reserve the right to turn down any requests I want (looking at SOME of you). I think it's a pretty easy job because he'll likely be asleep by then

apparently a guy named jackson wang vi is holding a halloween party tomorrow night & me zacky n jamie are coming

worst gut feeling ever in my life confirmed

ok im better now sometimes i just Do That

MARAICH WANTS HEADPATS TOO!!

very sleepy after eating all my treats so nighty night

what are y’all being for halloween? i’m being rarity from mlp

“this shit aint nothing to me man”

She keeps mentioning Amuro & Char… what could this mean?

i, maraich justinof, hereby agree to the terms of this promise. if i ever post uwuspeak, i will lose my minosky privileges for 24 hours.

zachary is right... maraich really IS kitty

i bet the swan girl's gonna be in my dreams again tonight

I've been cwaving and buwning to be hewd by a man~... =//UwU//=

they were very yummy. dont start calling me a fatass

These fatasses

we drew ourselves as animals. guess who drew what

man... this ice cream place is so cheap. devilish ideas are brewing

ok so we got a bunch of plushies at the mall but maraich found an ice cream place so we're gonna stay a lil longer

headed to the mall with jamie now!!!

lesson learned: always trust the weird swan girl in zachary's dreams ig???

Why did the swan girl show up again in my dreams last night and say some cryptic shit like "As time and space bend and warp, you shall find salvation in the child of the rose." like she's fucking StarClan?

i did not have the most mature day today it seems. But still nighty night

@theredvomit.bsky.social i have a mobile suit for you. hope you're ok with it being roughly person-sized and also that it looks like a yellow cartoon rabbit with a purple bow

what the hell happened last night i only got my hair tugged a little you guys seem to have reinvented the kama sutra from what i’ve heard

might delete this later because creeps can be anywhere but have a look at this old photo of me. been pissed since literal day 1 lmao also i need to know where that cat plushie went

mashymre has an air of severely repressed homosexuality about him

dont assume that was the only thing i did zacky. i also sang some of my mom's old lullabies but that made me cry even more because i miss my mom and then i started panicking again because i confused getting choked up for my throat literally closing

current mood regarding the kamille situation