Not sleeping, but at least I have this little kitten next to me.

Moe up top, not thrilled that wee Birdie has returned after two weeks away.

DIY haircut day, semi-annually, whether I need it or not!

A hero for these times... www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjQR...

Good morning from Birdie and I!

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Cat #birdie

She's pretty cute! Birdie is four and a half weeks old today.

Birdie's growing!

Mrs P heard something under her dad's house a couple of weeks ago. Was it a bird? Nope, it was Birdie, and the cat distribution system has blessed us once again with a teeny, tiny Egyptian god.

Tonight there will be a box of red wine and a box of chocolate cakes. We take our comfort where we can find it.

Q: Why has Leon not fallen out of a window? A: TACO.

So, wait, if the current US policy is that people have to do with less to equalize international wage disparity, then we lefties have actually won!

Bought a toilet seat today. I've been avoiding anything Made in America, but I made an exception in this case because we'll be shitting on it every day.

Americans may not get Myers’ “elbows up” gesture but Canadians and Gordie Howe fans sure do.

From Bruce MacKinnon

Canadian MP Charlie Angus responded to Trump's proposal to make Canada the 51st U.S. state by noting that existing laws prevent "sexual abusers" from leading his nation.

Dear America: You've elected a buffoon, and that's your business. Please keep him on a short leash. His incessant twaddle about lebensraum is starting to piss off your neighbours.

God, I hate reading a post or watching a vid and realizing that it was generated by AI. And it's so fucking clear. It offers exactly nothing that's deeper than a Wikipedia post, though it looks pretty. There's zero capacity to actually contribute anything new. I kick myself for having looked at all.

Okay, America, sound government or dystopian hellscape? Don't fuck this up...

See, if that was a Haitian worker on the golf course with a rifle instead of a made-in-America pillbilly, Trump would be processed into sausages and in the fridge at your local Kroger by now. #immigrantswork

The nice thing about parents with dementia is that you can tell the same story every half-hour, and it's like they never heard it before. The shitty thing about parents with dementia is that you can tell the same story every half-hour, and it's like they never heard it before.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=njE3... Man, these Irish kids are all over my feed today, and they're FUCKING AWESOME!

Just back from some hospital procedures. I have to apologize to the people of Hawkesbury. Apparently the local cable channel was broadcasting the feed from the colonoscope.

My DNA test came back. I'm not a cryptid!