I've noticed the last few pair of new dress pants I've put on have the tiniest bit of elasticity in the waist, juuuust to make sure you get to where you need to be. And whoever is responsible for this I just want you to know that you are seen, you are loved, and you deserve happiness.

Baba O'Reilly and about 20 different Phish songs

Cannot be more emphasized

It would be a pretty awesome thing if the media repeated this every day because it's true and important.

I went to Costco this week for the first time in years and am ready to turn over management of the country to them

This is my go-to move in most meetings.

I hate both teams so much but holy shit that is awesome

You love to see it

This is a true story. I work with this person. They are 32 and the worst.

Wait is this true?

We find out on season 2 #spoileralert

Bring back possession charts @nflreddit.bsky.social @ncaafb.bsky.social

Why is something like this taking so long.

Holy SHIT LOL!!!

He's the god damn boss for a reason.

We gonna do a moment of silence today before the AFC and NFC Championships for Alex Pretti or do we just do that for podcasters?

Seriously. Fuck off with that shit.

Just trying, for one second, to imagine if a dem president had done this. Reaction from the media, might probably be a little different.

My man.

“I read the news today, oh boy” - Jim Morrison

Just complete fucking insanity. How is any of this real.

Probably think about this exact same thing fifty times a day.

White people from the south be like “we drive two hours each way to my grandmas house in Milledgeboro, Arkanssippi to eat thanksgiving at 10am and no one is allowed to consume alcohol and I can’t imagine why you would ever do it differently”.

Pretty incredible diagnosis - Everybody sucks at this.

This is why you're the king nyt-pb

Welp. This totally sucks. What a huge loss. All these reggae greats are getting up there. RIP KING.

Top five JGB show of all time.

Sensible chuckle

Should be written into law.

Define your music taste in eight artists: Grateful Dead Jim Ringer King Tubby Ween Miles Davis Gordon Lightfoot Steely Dan The Meters

Seriously, what an absolute child-asshole this guy is.

We've got nowhere to go but up from here!

This really happened

Wow, never saw this. MONDO LOLZ.

Sensible chuckle

Hell yeah Tucker! go get 'em tiger... RAWR!! FFT!! FFT!!

I mean

It's astounding. What are we even doing here.

Cook, my brother!!

Damn nature, YOU SCARY!

Finally, some good news!

It wasn't so bad. At least they never forced a Bono solo album on us.

!!!!

Sensible chuckle

For those saying it wasn't a Nazi salute. Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.

This is worthy of your time.

Well holy crap then.