i don't think i've ever used the phrase "you've gotta be fucking kidding me" more than when i play mario kart online

Shout out to the Bic D

what the hell

how it feels sometimes 🤼

my wrestling hot take that i'm not sure is actually a hot take is that i hate picture-in-picture for wrestling shows. commercials are times i can use to get up and do other stuff, and even if they're just doing filler stuff during the break i feel like i'm missing something if i get up. 🤼

it wouldn't be a vacation if i didn't start at least one day by gorging myself on mcdonald's breakfast

happy piccolo day

This dude's outta his fuckin' mind.

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

i've seen enough. give the knock-out brothers every tag title.

the insistence of soulcalibur's character designers to always make it a point for you to be able to see taki's nips against her bodysuit is something to be admired

"mars you finally got a switch 2, what are you gonna play first? maybe mario kart world or pokopia?" well

finished a match of halo 3 where our top scorer got 34 points and our second top scorer got 9 god i love this game

Newest mii on my island seems a little sketchy

loaded question, tomodachi life

poverty, video games, and success (1/3)

who up making a little birdhouse in their soul

Very Fun Night with @dragonfruitvee.bsky.social Last Night

the eternal struggle of wondering if i'd rather be a poison or ghost monotype trainer

fuck the lagavulin monarch all my homies hate the lagavulin monarch

slay the spire 2 is very quickly becoming my newest game that i'll close and then minutes later say "okay one more" to

COMMS OPEN FOR APRIL!! vgen went well last month, so i'm open there again! opening 5 slots each for: - game art style test - character portrait - convention badge (FWA priority) it's scary big bill time (due apr 10), so requests and reshares are greatly appreciated!! vgen.co/parsenoire

tomodachi life is going to be the thing that gets me to play my switch again, surely

wwe 2k26's scrapyard match is, in essence, something i would have imagined as a child playing with my figures out in the yard. i love it so much.

it is trans day of visibility, i may as well give it a shot ko-fi.com/miledangerou... cash.app/$MillieMania

god i love sleeping with my window open

is this my fourth or fifth time listening to steely dan's "black cow" tonight? yes will it be the last? no, of course not

Magnum TA finishing off Tiger Mask II (Misawa) in a manner striking enough that the Japanese magazines were chomping at the bit for the two to have a singles match back in Japan. Sadly, this is all we got.

still sad that TH2 never got a run as AEW tag champions

hirohiko araki you have done irreparable damage to my taste in music

im being told that this is the night of the expanding man

made my silly little deer and my wife's silly little sheep in the tomodachi life demo. :]

tusk, give that fucker testicular torsion

70's rock has become like the dominant genre I listen to now I'm only 26, why am I listening to middle-aged dad music

getting a costco membership solely for the hotdogs

i still can't believe místico is all elite, that's awesome

AEW's "The Dogs" is the most guys being dudes stable ever 🤼

wrestling needs more dudes built like yuji hino

happy international women's day, i am perpetually broke from having a medical bill on my back and perpetually reduced work hours. i am openly e-begging, yes. this helps me buy tasty food things and pay bills. ko-fi.com/miledangerou... cash.app/$MillieMania

COMMS OPEN FOR MARCH!! trying out vgen this month, so go check out my page and submit a request!! opening 5 slots each for: - game art style test - character portrait - convention badge it's scary big bill time (due mar 10), so requests and reshares are greatly appreciated!! vgen.co/parsenoire

i have GOT to become more fruity in 2026

lois griffin "nine eleven" clip but instead she says "six... seven"

dudes will have you dead to rites on master duel and still full combo you instead of just going for the kill

vrchat rules i love hanging out with my friends across the country without having to travel

are you team crunchwrap or team hamsandwich

i try not to bitch & moan & whine online as much as i can because i want my computer to be a place for only good feelings but lately, i have had such a *deep* feeling that there is something fundamentally wrong in my life that it's getting harder and harder for me to ignore

mewgenics is very cool and i am having a lot of fun so far

Anime: Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken/Eizouken ni wa Te wo Dasu na! Style: Opening Track: Easy Breezy! Artist: chelmico Year: 2020 Studio: Science SARU #Anime #Animesky #AnimeThemes #AnimeOpening #AnimeOP #KeepYourHandsOffEizouken! #EizoukenniwaTewoDasuna! #Eizouken