My mum sent me this, from her local supermarket this morning. Ye can't park there mate

She's not putting any Christmas decorations up this year, but she has started stockpiling this type of thing in the lounge.

Back in the UK now, but I forgot to share this ungodly french attempt at poutine that I ordered at a Quebec themed restaurant

Nice is quite nice

We are having a bit of a wander around the south of France.

Family wedding

Out and about in West Yorkshire. Also, somebody has thrown their crutch to the side of the path, so I'm assuming some kind of small healing miracle type thingybob has occurred here recently.

Trying to explain to her that me and my mum lack the attention span to do group selfies. These were the best attempts...

Seems legit

Out and about

Bit of a photodump. Couple of days away in North Yorkshire, Scarborough yesterday, heading to York this aft on the choo choo train

I know I agreed to do it but, I don't think my fragile brain was fully prepared for the anxiety and terror involved in delivering a wedding cake and 44 cheesecakes that she'd made 5km to a venue. Also, the back of the cake is football themed for some reason, dunno.

More photos from our day out. Bought some prints of the north east for the lounge wall.

Went looking for Dracula today in whitby

Doing touristy thingybobs

I'm a joy to dine with...

Nearly finished the back garden, just thought I'd share some before and after pictures, we've planted a chrissymas tree because we are both children 🌲

Me and Helena had a run to Doncaster today, to the dessert place we go to, because we are elderly. Anyhow, they had Battenburg cheesecake today

“marvin gaye’s clueless ass”

Just thought I'd post a picture of my dad. we had the funeral today, it went well, so I thought I'd share this picture of him we discovered t'other day

Old man Haldane selfie 😜

Got a New follower. Thanks for that Gary, love you too.😘

Might be marking myself out as an old man, but my girlfriend got me a flat Eric and I couldn't get any giddier !

Lost my dad today. Been a rough 18 months.

Since I shared the horrific cake she made t'other day, I thought I'd share a pic of a nice cake that she made tonight

She's finished it, I'm fairly certain that it's sentient...

Every time I open the fridge I keep getting terrified by this cake that she's in the process of making for somebody's birthday

Finally finished the cupcakes

Tried to get a bit ambitious with some cupcakes tonight, a dodgy attempt at some moonmist cupcakes

Babbies first attempt at making cinnamon rolls (I'm half-arsedly trying to become an acceptable baker)

We're slowly getting the hang of being adults

First time baking in absolutely ages, made some pistachio, almond and chocolate financiers, turned out okayish!

Y'know, I might not be good at normal people stuff, but I'm sort of alright at this type of thing.

Took my dad to see the fighty men do the punchy thing tonight.

Out and about in Scarborough

This fella is happy that I'm churning up the back garden

Had some passport photos taken today. Yup, definitely starting to look like I run a religious cult...

Out and about on our merry way

Took her to Blackpool to see the tower.

Off to that Europe

How my evening is going

We went for a little meander this morning and came back with a pizza box full of breakfast. Yup. Mission accomplished.

We took my dad to the seaside today for fish and chips. He's been feeling much better these past couple months. Today was great.

New assistant

Made a new friend

Went t'seaside