Ok because I've had the flu from hell and can't stop coughing I've been banished to the study. Next to the clothes dryer of doom plus light with no shade, two cheese strings and a box of trazadone. Oh and there's a sad knee high unlit Xmas tree next to the ubiquitous printer #duvetknowitschristmas

The energy I'm bringing into 2025

Oh dear I'm now the owner of a rescue crow. I found him bedraggled and dragging a wing. We're snowed in otherwise id take him to a vet. He's in my sunroom eating cat food and lavishly pooing on my clean washing. Cinders the Magnificent is FASCINATED

The energy I'm bringing into 2025

OMG just won an award at the Northern Pig Awards! @PilgrimUk @BQPPigs Well Steve did but I'm the power behind the throne 😁 He won Growing Farm Stocks person of the Year and best of all WE GOT A CRYSTAL PIG!!! so chuffed for Steve and our piggies 😁😁😁😁 @piggyjags

Throw back to Cabbage the Lamb - he had bulgy eyes and a fleece that was two sizes too big for him. He's now no longer wrinkly but huge and handsome and living his best life tupping his wives up in the wild and woolly uplands of Northumberland (well, Alnwick)...

Inspired to make Christmas gingerbread this afternoon. Nailed it

On this windy & wild evening I'm going through some of my fave photos of the farm. Remember Aubergine? He was a sad, small pet lamb that missed his (frankly hopeless) mother and didn't want to join in the orphan lamb sleep heap. He became a honking huge boy with a fondness for digestive biscuits ❤️

No idea how to work this app but here goes! Enjoy two of my favourite photos of the late #fatpony