//for @terzosdarling.bsky.social // It had been some time since him and his lovely wife had been able to go on a date- with 2 little ones it was near impossible. So- he arranged a babysitter and planned an entire evening right under her nose. “Amore?” He popped his head into their bedroom.

I should get my rats a new house- a little treat for them!

I’m no dead! Woweee!

//I keep forgetting this app exists-

Attention all: [he lets out a screech] Alright that’s it-

Rawr! *he jumps out at the reader*

Pants are for nerds.

Sunday is for baking I believe- never too early for some holiday cookies!

Tackling @hunters-bass.bsky.social

[shakes some treats] Pspspsps-!!

Perhaps I should work toward fitting back into my old suits-

Oh yes- I exist here too, sí?

Maybe I shouldn’t have chugged that entire bottle of ginger ale-

//im going to say this once: if you have me blocked on Twitter- because you can’t handle things and have assumptions of me that you have failed to even /ask/ me about- that does not mean you get to follow me on this app as if nothing has happened. Talk to me or go away. /directed and srs

//no.

//NSFW// To be fucked or to be the fucker- that is the question.

enjoy a pumpkin king copia sketch 🎃

my wife if you even car

#thebandghost #papaemeritusiv #copia

- F A I T H I S M I N E -

The first thing I see on here is people saying all they’ve seen is boobs and dick- I’m so confused…