Saddam Hussein's discord has wmds and we need to id check everyone to figure out which one he is in

It's time to return home to irc. Now is the time to gatekeep people with the slightest bit of technical friction.

Whoever I just got fired for working from poland im not sorry.

Thinking we have reached the point where the two sides to every story meme coming up and they dont wanna share their side or have a policy against it is an automatic red flag.

tfw ill never be rich enough to spike every single water station at a fighting game tournament with vodka

the fine bros should have been allowed to trademark react content it would have shot the reaction content meme right in the head

think im gonna put all my messages and social media interactions through AI and ask it to make me tweet like a redditor who browses snark subreddits.

The security guard at work told me he runs all his email responses through ai and tells it to make the email less aggressive....

Had to go to my grandmother's rental property cause the dipshit renters left for a week and turned off the heat to be cheap when it's below freezing so a pipe burst. Whole place needs to be gutted now.

crazy how my family has been bitching for 20+ years about how they should all have generators but I'm the only one that ever bought one and it was within a year of owning my house lmao

Dragons Dogma 2 will be saved by the modders surely haha definitely will.

The monhun wilds having such intrusive dlc checks that it takes away a ton of performance if you dont own the dlc is the funniest thing from capcom since sfxt on disc dlc

the dumbing down of cyberpunk 2077's rpg aspects really needs to be studied crazy how the 2.0 upgrade and the patches after really just removed any friction at all costs

if amd and nvidia really are price gouging gpus now I hope game devs start to realize that they cant get away with the nonsense of just encouraging the purchase of a new card when they have shit optimization.

explaining to people at gunpoint that halo has had 3 games of dropped storylines that get finished in a book and that due to this halo 4, 5, and 6 are each individual soft reboots.

Crazy that we have wrapped around to people defending the cuphead ign video when there is a mountain of proof that the guy had reviewed things he shouldnt have been anywhere near including rpgs which was supposedly his main genre to review.

There is a possible future where Goofy has to interact with Jared Leto in Tron world during KH4

prime 4 would have been a much better game if they ignored the metroid fans begging for the sylux game and just made something new.

lmao we had a contractor say he isn't comfortable coming back to our workplace because of the neighborhood this is the funniest shit ever but also shut down the bus station he is completely right.

Sonic adventure 1 has a way better intro cutscene than 2 it's laughable how much lower effort the 2 intro is.

Australian kids being banned from social media is a good thing actually

Starting a carfax like service for people that post about their opinions on video games on the internet. Do a quick background check to see if there is any proof the person has ever actually played the game.

The prime tier list is 3>2>1 anyone that complains about corruption being linear has not played the entire trilogy recently enough. They are all extremely linear and if you have a brain you just look at the map and go straight to where the next item is in any of the games.

A crazy ass hunter got mad that we were at a place before them and demanded we leave because they were doing a deer drive after we had already been in our spots for over a hour. The worst part is it wasn't even a good deer drive it was an amish pots and pans deer drive which just causes chaos.

metroid prime devs have an irregular fetish for end game keyhunts can't believe they fooled me twice after prime 1 that they surely wouldnt do this again.

Finished prime 2. It's incredibly how a game with such better basically everything can really drag down the experience with xbox 360 colors, and the general progression.

Struggling to make it through metroid prime 2 the game has much better boss fights than prime 1 but holy hell is the game a visually uninteresting 2009 xbox 360 game besides a single area that was cool. Also dark beam being ice beam for the classic freeze and missile makes light beam feel bad lmao.

What did the artist mean by this

Dont talk to me or any of my revolver shaped family members ever again

Praying every day that the ff7 remake trilogy really is a lifestream aerith and sephiroth proxy war sequel just so all the people saying playing the original isnt necessary can be outed as bangladesh bad faith schizo ops.

At this point if you still assume people are shitposting or trolling when they say insane things online you are doing yourself a disservice because it's way funnier to assume everything written as serious and that people have brain damage.

I like how what I liked about metroid prime 1 was abandoned for 2 which was the really pretty visual design of the game for a 2009 xbox 360 brown game.

You will switch the color weapon to open the color door, you will switch the weapon to kill the color enemy, you will fight the ghosts, you will fight the bosses that have janky hurtboxes.

Im playing through metroid prime for the first time since like 2009 and im convinced it got a pass from everyone that jerks it off just because it was graphically impressive at the time.

Working on my car or doing random house improvements are much more enjoyable and fufilling than any game with the roguelike tag on steam tbh

Really glad I bought a house if this 50 year mortgage shit goes through. It's just gonna cause another pricing race and I'm betting house prices will shoot up again lmao.

Finding out that a family is broke because their childcare costs more than one of them makes working and that the lower paid parent refuses to be a stay at home parent until their kid is school aged is some funny shit tbh.

Gonna start posting random song lyrics like it's the late 2000s early 2010s facebook

Indian Bobs is some wild shit cant believe im part of Indian Office Space lmao

Decided to judge every game by steamchart player numbers. If it has less than the arbitrary game I pick it's bad. Doesn't work for console only games but those are mostly nintendo and I just assume it has performance problems.

I live in a designated trick or treat neighborhood where parents from other areas take kids to it and after last year lol lmao. Seeing lines of cars filled with kids that dont live in the area was such a turn off and I'm not buying hundreds of dollars in candy.

Had my quarterly review at my job today. Literally 0 negative feedback and just told to keep doing what I'm doing from everyone in the review chain. I should get a 2nd job.

Completely checked out at work doing the bare minimum when im in office and basically treating my wfh days as on call and still getting feedback that im doing good during quarterly management meetings....

Reminder to do the math on steam deals espec for games with dlc bundles. I saved $30 on a single game by buying the dlc bundles by max discount first and then grabbing the bigger all inclusive bundles that had lower discounts with stuff not in the better priced bundles.

Crazy how my uncle that digs 40k, Dredd, and married a minority votes exactly how you would think.