I just love Davis Schneider and the fact that he seems completely unbothered by looking a little ridiculous. The giant mustache, the shirtless interviews, the playful bromance. There’s something refreshing about masculinity that isn’t constantly trying to look invincible.

What’s got two penises and loves to whistle?

Rising from the ground like part of the landscape, this Bronze Age phallic standing stone was discovered near Gothenburg Sweden in 2019. Found at the center of a circular stone monument with soot, burned animal bones, and a hammerstone. It may have played a role in ritual or fertility ceremonies.

Untamed. A loose study in wildness. Original pastel by Phaluski. — Available. DM for details. Commissions open.

Grab the stick shift

Talk about a bulk shipment. Anonymous artist. Unknown location. Impossible to ignore.

At what point does anatomy become landscape? Or architecture? So much to explore. 🧭 Artist and origin unknown. If anyone recognizes the work or knows more, please share in the comments.

Every penis tells a different story. Original colored pencil drawing by Phaluski — Sold. Commissions open.

One of the strangest Roman phallic artifacts I’ve come across. This bronze tintinnabulum (protective wind chime) depicts a gladiator battling a snarling beast that is also his own phallus. Its meaning is lost to time. Found at Herculaneum, late 1st century BCE–1st century CE.

Big boy, little toy. Jonah Niesenbaum poking straight forward in his singlet. 🫵🏼 Boop.

Something about a little bulge on a beefy guy, pointing forward like that. 🫵🏼 Boop.

Continuing today’s “little dog” theme. 🤣 This phallic komainu (guardian lion-dog) once greeted visitors to the Hokkaido Hihokan, an erotic museum in Jōzankei Onsen, Hokkaido, Japan.

Celebrating the allure of the little guys. Original color pencil on sheet music by Phaluski —— $60, DM to purchase

The commanding attention of a hard cock. Original pastel by Phaluski —— $60, DM to purchase

Vintage excitement in tighty whities

Potential, Arthur Tress, 1978

I declare a thumb war. Inspiring and playful Edo-period shunga ukiyo-e woodblock print by Koikawa Shōzan.

Bar Turrisa in Sicily is filled with wonderful penis theming and decor- big and small around every corner.

Hairy in tighty whities

Hairy in tighty whities

Measure up

Glistening hard cock Original pastel by Phaluski —— $60, DM to purchase

Ben Cohen making me thirsty in wet tighty whities.

Terracotta Priapus, fertility god with enormous phallus, Hellenistic Greek, late 4th to 3rd Century BCE

Four story penis mural created by Swedish artist Carolina Falkholt, New York City’s Lower East Side, Christmas Eve 2017. It was painted over by workers just three days later following public backlash from residents and the landlord.

I cannot get enough of hairy, beefy, goofy baseball nugget Davis Schneider.

Save water, shower with your buddies. Love them baseball butts! Red Sox players showering at Fenway, 1937.

Nature calls

Captivating contrast when a cock has such a dark shaft and pink head. Original pastel by Phaluski —— $60, DM to purchase

French swimmer Pierre Peyrusson, circa Paris Summer Olympics 1900. Showing it off!

Japanese Edo period ukiyo-e woodblock print featuring two glorious phallic fish. I love how the erotic art of this period doesn’t take itself too seriously.

The Kanamara Matsuri penis festival in Kawasaki, Japan is one of my top bucket list events! It is a centuries-old festival celebrating fertility, good fortune, and sexual health, where enormous phalluses are paraded through the streets with equal parts reverence, joy, and humor.

Lying in a dense forest Original pastel by Phaluski —— $60, DM to purchase

Grab life by the balls

Five-story blue penis painted on an apartment building in Stockholm, Sweden. Created by Swedish artist Carolina Falkholt, April 2018.

Penis cake mold. “Wish for fertility and protection against misfortune.” Collected by Liselotte Hansmann in Denekamp, 1939

"Carallo" by Manuel Campos Vilaverde blends phallic shapes from nature as well as clever use of language. "Caracol" being the word for snail in Spanish and "carallo" being a vulgar word like "cock" in Galician, from the Galicia community in Spain where the sculptor is from.

Standing proud Original color pencil by Phaluski #FCF $60, DM to purchase or to inquire about commissions

Penis shaped flask. Carved bone, mid 19th century. Length 6-3/4". Engraved "Manu et Corde" which is Latin for "With Hand and Heart"

Exploring the similarities between the tubular shape and flared end of a snail and cock, as well as the spectacular round mass of the shell and balls. With both a snail and a soft cock- you can’t quite tell from first glance just how much size that creature is concealing until it fully awakens.

Exploring the beauty of short, thick chodes throughout nature- fungi and fun guys alike.

The connection between the phallus and phallic shapes throughout nature is endlessly fascinating. In the Western world, we’ve ascribed so much shame and taboo to the human penis, yet it remains a beautiful and powerful symbol of life and growth.

I’ve always been drawn to the unique shapes of mushrooms and snails. I’m enjoying a blending of organic phallic shapes.

Soft cock out the pants fly is always a favorite to draw- so much character, exploring the different states of this same softie.

Morning cock doodles.

This Irish fella’s gorgeous one-eyed snake is smiling, sure to steal your heart away. ☘️

Enjoying the freedom that large scale, inexpensive paper gives me to just keep my hands moving and exploring the form and uniqueness of a cock. I also love the colorful mess that pastels leaves on my hands.

Peaceful Sunday morning doodling some diverse pieces.

Enjoying a looser, more expressive art style at the moment. It’s more about spending time appreciating and celebrating a great cock without having to be so literal or focused on “getting it right.”

After some much needed time away to focus on life and priorities- it’s time to start getting back into this Cock A Doodle journey. Starting slow and loose- gotta warm it up before you use it.