MAGA: Actually Voldemort was the protagonist

yeah it’s like, in a socialist country, 8 senators could steal $4 million from taxpayers as a condition to reopen the government

ready for spring

Schumer: No I agree that we should be stealing from the taxpayers, but ALL of us!

on Truth social, half of the top ten trending topics are about Epstein files

I can kill seafarers but can’t even tax my own subjects?!?!

The President is currently begging Congress to cover up a child sex ring.

Every Senator who voted for the bill should be asked about this. Senators are going to steal $4 million from the taxpayers.

during air traffic controller shortage, Trump tells many to quit

Trump’s message for 2028: if you help me try to steal an election, you’ll get a pardon.

criminal pardons co-conspirators

There’s nothing our Founders wanted more than to give a single man unreviewable power to raise import taxes on his subjects, especially if he doesn’t like a commercial.

This would cost over $600 billion. For perspective, we spent $7 trillion in fiscal year 2025 and had $5.2 trillion in revenue for a $1.8 trillion deficit.

Marge is just listing all of the reasons Trump likes the 50-year mortgage plan

It is wild how Trump basically screams “I’m corrupt” from the rooftops. www.forbes.com/sites/zachev...

one step closer to trial (gift link) www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

The runner up for the Nobel Peace Prize starts testing nuclear weapons, begins military occupation of cities, and mobilizes military for invasions of both Venezuela and Nigeria.

The last time Democrats won 64 seats in the Virginia House was 1987. To put that in context, in 1987 - Reagan said “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!", - Platoon won best picture, and - The Simpsons first appeared as shorts on The Tracy Ullman Show.

It is “probably illegal” for a comedian to be “100% anti-Trump”.

just when I think that Trump could not possibly be more out of touch, Trump goes and does something like this AND TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF

Trump started a riot in DC, bombs boats on the regular, occupies cities with the military in peace time (which we literally complained about in the Declaration of Independence) and will make us the first country to test nukes since 1998 other than North Korea, but sure he’s Mr. Peace.

Trump and Co are sure acting like people who don’t think voters will have much of a say in the future.

It is “almost treason” to call the king a “dud”.

Trump has put evil people in charge.

it was nice knowing y’all

I laughed out loud

summary of today’s oral arg www.courthousenews.com/social-media...

at one point they seemed like cowards, but now they seem gleeful

there’s nothing like DoorDashing a legal pad on the morning of a hearing

5-4 SCOTUS decision by Justice Ted Cruz: “Unfortunately the founders actually did set up a monarch, which is the vice president for some reason. Too bad the libs never figured that out during Bush v Gore. Cry more!”

As we think about 2028, it’s important to remember that Trump and his crackpot lawyers argued in 2020-2021 that the VP (now Vance) has the constitutional power to reject electors. If a Democrat wins, Vance could force a constitutional crisis or we could see a “Hang JD” riot.

The year is 2026. Trump has now been President for 7000 years. CNN hosts a Sunday guest who argues that it was ok for Trump to bomb a hippie jam band festival after a local reported that festival goers “looked foreign”, given the lack of an explicit constitutional prohibition.

It will be malpractice for the Sunday shows to not ask every Republican guest today about Trump’s plan to steal $230 million from taxpayers.

There was always a zero percent chance that this ballroom would lack “Trump” in its name.

Trump knows that he (not Biden) was President in 2020. Trump is particularly aware of how he used fake electors, pressure on Pence, and a riot in an attempt to STAY in power in January 2021. Trump however thinks his supporters are easily manipulated and unintelligent, so he spreads obvious lies.

If Cash Cab were still on the air, I would have hope and joy every time I go anywhere in this city and Uber would get zero dollars from me.

I don’t think I have ever heard a better soundbite for ads

This would quite possibly be *the* most corrupt action in our Nation’s history, and they are going to just let Trump do it.

If a mayor ordered the city attorney to write him a check for $230 million, they would both be in jail by sundown.

You just can’t beat Trump’s messaging while Americans aren’t getting paid: 1. $40 billion to Argentina. 2. $250 million ballroom. 3. $230 million to Trump. 4. $170 million jets for Kristi.

Think of it as an involuntary donation.

antifa knows no bounds

For Trump so loved America that he fantasized about defecating on us.

Since day one of the invasion of Ukraine, Trump has been pro-Russia, not pro-peace. Trump praised Putin’s decision to invade Ukraine as “wonderful” and “smart”, called the Russian troops “the strongest peace force I’ve ever seen,” and said he’d encourage Russian aggression against our NATO allies.

Jesse: They didn’t even storm the Capitol or start a “hang Mike Pence” chant. You can tell their hearts weren’t really in it.

Movement: We don’t want a dictator. Johnson: Honestly, this movement goes against everything I want for America.

JD Vance: Listen, at this point, we’ve gotta recognize 1) that everyone is at least a little bit racist, and 2) how impressionable 90s babies are.

If we were ever talking about isolated incidents, we’re not anymore.

Once again, Trump is completely tone deaf to people who are struggling. He is sending $40 billion to Argentina, and is now breaking ground on a $250 million ballroom.

It does not pass the smell test that Chip and Co. follow Air Feces One due to Trump's commitment to Christ