Still can't believe I had a bald eagle at my house yesterday.

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME. I'm taking this energy, packing it up into my Subaru Outback and going holiday shopping. Thank you, Weird Al and Portugal. The Man.

"I'd prefer you'd pay more attention to me than your coffee, Megan. I am much cuter than your coffee."

Long Islanders! Let's find Melia the best holiday gift of a furever home ♥️

Live look at Pam Bondi

Pantone's color for 2026 is white, so looks like we're in for more of the same bullshit next year.

Hi all! We're still fundraising and only$30 away from Frankie's goal of $500. Even $5 gets us closer! Thank you, @celebrityhottub.bsky.social and Mathew Brown (I'm old and don't remember your profile name off the top of my head)!

CAT FOLKS: my friends mom passed unexpectedly and she cannot house her mother's two 8 year old cats Jeeves and Bentley. if you know anyone with a loving home for these 2 please let me know!

Why buy that peppermint coffee bullshit at Starbucks when you got kcups at home and lip medex on your chapped lips? Boom.

Jeanine Pirro's voice

HOLY SHIT. A WIN AT HOME.

You're on a 4 on 2 and you can't even get a fucking shot off? Fucking Rangers.

saw what the piece of shit president said about somalians today and anyone not calling him an outright racist is complicit

I missed the Seguin injury? That's a, um, shame.

This weather sucks

I would like to nap with my dog

🎅 Will Santa bring MELIA her hero? Shes ready to go home and be loved. Over 810 days, do you blame her? A low traffic adult only home. No dogs. Cats are ok. She needs training. Please adopt her. Be her forever 🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter ☎️(516) 785-5220 📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit Wantagh, NY 11793

Did you guys see Jaxson Dart's IMDB for The Karate Kid?

Sunday night out in NYC #NeverMissASundayShow

From Mon Rovîa, a Liberian immigrant who came to America when he was five years old as a refugee from civil war. ... the government Staying on heavy foot And they tried to keep us all down www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyXc...

It would be good and healing to watch Ohio State lose today.

This kid's name better be Just.

@profanity.accountant S'up?

Luna is the longest shelter resident at Brookhaven, over two years. She would love to live with you 🙂 www.petfinder.com/dog/luna-701...

LAZY BUMS SMGDH

Dude, even the turkey is Gritty, Jesus, this is dark.

I cannot stop laughing at this

Skip Alice's Restaurant and put this om instead, people.

Happy Thanksgiving to all, and to @bubbaprog.xyz for one of the greatest bangers of all time:

*looks out window* It's 13:57 or something.

Current scene

This was 5 years ago today. Man I miss this guy.

Also, is that a GALAXY NOTE 7? LOL Amazing nothing blew up this day.

LOL I miss my 1999 Cherokee so much that I want another. When Jeep stopped making this car/engine, Jeep went to hell in a handbasket. Also I bought this car with 175k mi and I had it until it had 297,849 miles on it, 7 years later. She was my daily and never, ever, let me down.

oh man I Halliganed the shit out of that, I didn't what I was doing. OK that works.

When does Halligan become a verb?

Anyone want a free 12-16 pound turkey? I won a raffle and the prize was a turkey, but won't need it and don't know where I can reasonably go to donate one on short notice. If you need one and can pick up from the Bronx before Tuesday at 5pm, no questions asked, reach out.

Coby: Not a fan of the beginning of Jane's Addiction's Been Caught Steeling. Wants to know "where are those fucking barking dogs? Ima kill'em."

I immediately thought that "Payamps" was an HTML error on an ampersand.

I'm off from work this week thank fucking sweet baby jeebus.

I bet my dog would do so fucking awesome with those speech board thingies but I have a feeling he'd never shut up if he had one.

shanked FG into “Enjoy the Silence” hits

Fox Football has quite the Gen X soundtrack going on today

Pretty sure TB12 just called the Eagles "The Phillies."

LOL COWBOYS

this isn't helping turn texas blue smh