Disappointed I didn't find out about the Beaver Moon until it was full, thus denying me a peurile opportunity to talk about the waxing beaver

Bonsai got bought out by Zoom. Which of these statements will age the fastest, do you think?

Not one for gushing about cars but I loved the original Twingo and I like the look of this #cars #weirdcarmastodon

Micky van de Ven's goal just now. *chef's kiss* #mastodonfc #football

Linux: spending hours of your precious and finite life trying to figure out how the fuck do I make it do the thing Windows: spending hours of your precious and finite life trying to figure out how the fuck do I stop it from do the thing Computers in General, man

Söndag!

If you're ever bored, you can while away some time amusing yourself at the UK government's petitions website by looking at the list of rejected petitions.

Of course we don't live in Gun Town. That place is obviously absurd and could never exist in real life. We live in nice safe Car Town.

The gun people nod sadly to each other. "Such a tragic accident," they say. The police arrive, interview people, and make a report: "Accident." The dead are not interviewed. Then everyone runs off yelling "BANG, BANG, BANG!"

Except occasionally something happens. Maybe they hit a bump. Or they are distracted by their cell phone. Or they had a little too much to drink before going out for a gun run. Or they see a non-gun person and want to teach them a lesson. The gun goes off.

Gun Town There's a town near you where most of the residents spend much of their days running around with guns. The guns are real. They are loaded with real bullets. Their fingers are on the triggers. But they don't pull the triggers, they just yell "BANG, BANG, BANG!"

Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag Updated on: October 31, 2025 / 6:45 AM EDT / CBS/AFP A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in […]

Blimey! Green Party [of England and Wales] now polling in FIRST for all voters under 50 https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/green-party-polling-yougov-who-is-zack-polanski-399670/ YouGov’s latest polling shows a collapse in support for Labour and the Tories, stagnation for Reform… and […]

made my singlespeed into a 12-speed. Don't ride this bike enough. I will now, it's gotta do the last 4x200km for my Randonneur Round the Year. And the first one of them is a 300km most likely... #audax #cycling #biketooter

That's one way of putting it I suppose. Although I do think we could probably do without the shed reception if I'm honest.

So many things I can't remember on a daily basis. But if you want to know the lyrics to "Which way should I jump" by The Milltown Brothers, not a problem.

i'm known to moan (at length) about TV shows that are just too dark and you have to basically watch them with the lights off. Now Riot Women (BBC) is on and the opposite is true and and it's possibly even more annoying. Are there no shadows in this world?

🚨 | @greenparty.org.uk has hit 150,000 members. It's incredible that in less than two months, the party has grown from 68,500 to 150,000. Happy Monday everyone 😀

The only thing ChatGPT ever does.

Videos that didn't need to be 8 minutes long, part 1: How to play the bassline of *Jackie Down the Line*. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhNjP69tYyg #music #bass

Went out to try and see the #orionid meteors but the clouds had other ideas. Fun night up at the long barrow tho with the boy.

Apparently I'm not allowed to wear this shirt round this house any more

Remembered my camera and also remembered to use it yesterday, so here's my edit of the latest 200km https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jue4A4fXit4 #audax #cycling #biketooter

Four more 200kms to tick off for a randonneur round the year badge. One of those will probably be a hateful slog in the cold and wet. Yesterday, though, was something. https://www.strava.com/activities/16108790958 #cycling #audax #biketooter

Thanks to my hardware store. New insult unlocked.

Apparently theres a new wave of people joining mastodon, and with them a new wave of self-appointed cops "welcoming" them with long lists of mostly fictitious "rules" they need to follow. This is a social media platform, with many of different ways to use it. It's fine. Mostly, just try to be […]

Gene at the Hammersmith Apollo last night. A nice reminiscipackage. Flashing up all the old 90s PR pics behind the band was a nice touch 🤣 #music #livemusic

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8jm3wxvlkjo Yeah because the WHOLE POINT of cycle storage at a station isn't to leave your bike there all day, is it. FFS. #cycling #biketooter

Not a night for smiling for the most part but I'm all smiles now #golf #rydercup2025

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slh267p1Bhw great solo win for Harry Hudson today #cycling #biketooter

Today might be swap-the-cycling-clothes-in-the-chest day, winter edition #cycling #biketooter

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currently one hour in talking my daughter through her first DIY job at uni, putting a blackout blind up. i forgot how hard it is to do this kind of stuff the first time

I have such supportive friends #cycling #biketooter

I like my lawn like I like my coffee. COVERED IN BEES* #nature #bees

A surprising link between hosting a bike race and reducing support for far right politics. https://road.cc/content/news/tour-de-france-reduces-support-far-right-parties-315979

Oh boy, looks like the email many people received this morning to sign up for #yourparty membership was phishing! 😳 I suspect they’ve had a bit of a field day harvesting names, contact, and bank details 😬 If you signed up, contact your bank *immediately*

Played #golf. was pretty bad, as ever. This was quite the clubhouse though.

Why use a URL shortener when you can use a phishy URL extender? https://phishyurl.com/ Keep your security people alert and awake, generate phishing-looking redirecting link #infosec

Presumably only the bad kind of exploitation of sport for political purposes, not the good kind where they get a bunch of cash. #cycling #biketooter

Aussie gold hunter: "I'm hoping nothing goes wrong" Narrator: *Things went wrong* #aussiegoldhunters

When your code works but no idea how

I'm 7/12 of the way to a cloth badge now: https://road.cc/content/blog/can-i-ride-200km-audax-12-months-row-315817 #cycling #biketooter

Fantastic scenes on the Tumble yesterday. Here's G grabbing a beer 🍻 #cycling #BikeTooter #TourOfBritain

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When even the fence post looks tired of holding it all together. 😅

Happy "Great, I can hopefully delete the Autotrader app for at least another six years" day to all who celebrate. #cars