Country Awtts make do

Hot choccy time

Dashing through the snow I am too fucking cold

All these festivities, but you still won't stuff my stocking

is there a chance a phone will go on sale on cyber Monday? that's kind of like a cyber thing, right?

I'm sorry, Louis Amstrong, but it's not a wonderful world right now

If the new phone i want doesn't come on sale soon, i'm going to have to buy it full price, the problems with my current phone are getting too stressful

it's so strange to me how so many Dutch children look entirely white, but sound entirely Moroccan like who are you trying to fool here?

I was made for work-from-home jobs, but none of them are available to me because I am entirely 🌟useless🌟 and have no skills in anything what so ever

Guinea Pig eating noises: Very cute, very wholesome Human eating noises: Actually the worst thing I have ever had the misfortune of hearing, remove yourself from my presence at once

Are there any Candy Crush alternatives that don't have all this extra BS around it? I just want to play the game and have all this other stuff leave me alone

Black Friday? I thought they already had a whole month

People unironically call babies a ''bundle of joy'' Have you ever seen a baby? there is no joy there, just a bundle of screaming and shitting

Whoever invented beds, you're a genius

I'll never understand wine The fuck you mean this wine is "Round" and "Loose" It's a drink, not your mom

I hate how I can't be honest about the things I want and don't want there's something I'm expected to attend, but I don't want to, but since I'm expected to, I feel like it's not my choice at all

All these years of innovation and they still haven't come up with something better than zippers that constantly get stuck and break

I can't wait to get my new phone so I no longer have to stress about the charging issues all the time

Describing suicide as "selfish" is the most selfish thing of all Someone feels so bad for so long they end themselves, and you come in like; "but have you considered how that makes ME feel?"

Unpopular opinion: I really like carbonated water It's got such a satisfyingly high level of carbonation

Lost in the sauce

Mumbo, is the moon big?

Snug with you~

Incognito

Finally finished my long day of work on the farm, now let's hop on VRChat and work on my farm

I really hate how stupid I am

genuine question, do French people contantly get their posts and comments deleted for using the French word for late? because social medias all have a giant case of American defaultism

I am so tired of all this "you can never use/say/wear/think about anything from a different culture or you're offensive!" BS I'm so glad this kind of mindset is very rare where I live

Imagine being a top woman called ''Peggy''

anyone who knows about the Philippines know what these people are doing? there was like hundreds of meters of stuff on one side of the road, i think it might be some kind of grain or something

the male G-spot being in the butt is the only thing that could prove there is a god after all

Stargate Command, we are coming home

NEW STARGATE SHOW LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wish there was a way to make these go away on FurAffinity I have certain words blacklisted, but art with those things in them still appear in my submission box, but blurred but there is no reason for that at all, just don't put them in the submission box, now i have to remove them every time

Honestly, I am surprised that VPN's are even legal at this point

Make a deal for power with some evil being, in exchange for your firstborn And then just never have kids

I enjoy candy crush as a game but I'm getting really tired of all the extra unskippable BS on that app just leave me alone and let me play the game

Freshly fucked into bed tucked*

I'll give you head and shoulders

All these presents, but you still left me in the past