In an Ep of S3 @veryimportantpeople.dropout.tv the captions had me cracking up. The person doing them is 100% a fan ‘cause when Vic got pressured into saying they will make a huge donation then makes a face like “I don’t want to though” the following caption was: (thoughtful music intensifies)

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My cat pooped and now has the zoomies. He almost knocked down the entire cat tree. How different do you think life would be if humans got the zoomies after pooping? Would we have treadmill zones near bathrooms in office buildings?

-Me, on a Zoom call with my new psychiatrist- Psychiatrist: “any other health problems?” Me: “uhmmm, I think scoliosis is the only one I missed.” Psychiatrist: “I don’t think you have scoliosis but you are sitting down so…” Me: 👁️👄👁️ I’m cured

Snow has a distinct smell. Thank you for coming to my very important TED Talk.