Rodimus works so hard he deserves to be collared and throat fucked till he can’t think #valveplug

I just think Rodimus would be really responsive to clicker training. #valveplug

#valveplug. Hot take maybe? Prowl whimpers when he’s topping Jazz. Not in a subby way. In a “I don’t usually make much noise but your valve is obscenely tight and I’m madly in love with you” kind of way.

So yk how when u get a second pet they sometimes get bullied by the first one? That but Megatron getting Orion Pax so Soundwave has a friend. Pax is COOKED. Megs is wondering why his poor kitty is so sore all the time when catches SW absolutely RUINING Pax past the point of tears. #valveplug

*Spawns in*

Hear me out: Starscream gets clicker trained by Shockwave unknowingly until he’s letting Shockwave feel him up without noticing because the little clicks make his head spin. #valveplug

Knockout putting a vibrator somewhere Starscream can’t reach with his claws and turning him into a mushy, pleasure drunk mess whenever he feels like it. #valveplug

“Relax.” Soundwave murmured, petting Hot Rod’s thigh as his mask disengaged. Hot Rod could only imagine what the mech’s plan was, but somehow, trusted him. “Okay…” he sighed, laying his helm back. It was only a moment later that something wet and rubbery pressed against his valve, (1/?) #valveplug

Kup totally makes fun of Grimlock as he’s getting fucked by him. His insides are actively being rearranged and he’s saying shit like “that’s all you got? My ex could do better, and he was a minibot!” While Grimlock is going feral on his poor valve. #valveplug

Yeah but Shockwave making Blurr into a doll. Slowly training him as Longarm to enjoy sitting still, then gain pleasure from it. Then the same for being quiet. When he reveals himself as Shockwave, he hacks Blurr’s body to lock it up, making him helpless to the endless pleasure forever #valveplug

Orion Pax fucking Starscream but he’s losing control and humping his valve like a dog while Starscream is just reading a book or something. He’s actually really into it, he can tell it’s driving Orion crazy that he’s not giving any attention and he’s living for it. #valveplug

oomfie said tfp megabee hatesex and i blacked out. also cumflation #valveplug

#NSFW #valveplug tfa shockblurr used to be my fav ship

Kup deciding to make Blur get tired “the old fashioned way” Make him run laps ❌ Tie him to a vibrating toy until he passes out ✅✅✅✅✅ #valveplug

Hc that Prowl doesn’t really relax enough for good interface until he meets Jazz, who absolutely runs him through with teasing and sweet words and gentle touching. It takes a few tries, but Jazz has Prowl squirting and squealing like a porn star on his hands after a bit. #valveplug

Bumblebee getting captured by Shockwave only to be kept as a secret pet in his lab. Shockwave often uses him as a spike warmer while he’s working. Sometimes he’ll make Bee eat out his valve too , his fluids drenching the poor bot’s face and neck- or is that drool? Probably both. #valveplug

Let's christen this account with the infamous drawing #valveplug #rodimus 🔥

An interesting dynamic imo would be Knockout and Megatron. Megs probably gets horny while KO is running his checkup, touching sensitive spots and old wounds. He encourages KO to explore his whole body, and KO gets the honor of checking up on Megs’ spike with his valve. #valveplug

I want Knockout taking care of Starscream as he’s laying eggs. Poor thing is so tired, he’s there after a beat down, but KO is purring and praising him as he massages his torso, coaxing each one out with an obscene squelch. It’s so gentle that Screamer manages an overload every few eggs. #valveplug

When the Autobots win, they take the evil and uncooperative Deceptacons as slaves. Starscream is conditioned to overload when a spike touches his forge so that he’s in a constant state of euphoria when he’s spikewarming Optimus. It’s a win for him imo. #valveplug

Soundwave calls Megatron master when he’s pounding his valve. He mewls it softly and plays it as if Megatron is in charge when they both know that Soundwave is going to bend him in half and choke him. #valveplug

I feel like Starscream is rumored to be either a selfish, demanding top or a bratty, annoying bottom. He doesn’t care bcs Skyfire knows he’s the sweetest, neediest little thing. Bite his vent and squeeze his wings in the right spots and he turns into a mewling, drooling pet. #valveplug

Optimus has the biggest breeding kink because he’s so big he can carry like a dozen eggs without ever showing. Something about the secrecy feels erotic to him… scandalous even. And I’m sure the team don’t mind indulging him every once in a while. #valveplug

Sometimes a totally normal account will go through and heart a dozen or so of my posts and I’m like… live your truth bestie, I see u.

Building on my last post, Starscream doesn’t want to carry more than 4 eggs bcs any more than that will show and that hurts his vanity. Predaking agrees to his terms… only to plant four massive predacon eggs into his little seeker chamber. #valveplug

AU where mechs never have more than 6 or so eggs but Prowl lays like 16 because the constructicons wanted to see how many would fit in him #valveplug

D-16 clutching a Megatronus body pillow bigger than him and humping the massive spike strapped to it. Poor thing is just wailing as he’s fantasizing about his prime, drool on his chin and transfluid staining the pillow. Hes got tears running down his optics as the false spike hits (1/?) #valveplug

Concubine au go brrrrrr

We should see how many false spikes can fit in Skyfire’s fat valve. Everyone on the ship contributes and one gets so stuck that it occasionally hits the lock on his gestation chamber and makes him overload by surprise. #valveplug

Some mechs should have a feature that causes them to have an extreme overload once they’ve been impregnated so that they can pair up with insecticons and have a mind numbing orgasm with each egg that gets deposited inside them. #valveplug

I had an OpLita idea and uhh…. Yeah He gets fucked in this one. Anyways here’s wonderwall! #valveplug archiveofourown.org/works/68379141

Honestly I just wanna see Blur get turned into a mindless sex drone I think it suits him ✨ Shockwave would agree with me trust #valveplug

Blurr would be a wonderful and terrible candidate for spikewarming because it doesn’t take much for him to overload. Tie his legs down to keep him from moving and he’s still desperate and needy, pumping up load after load into his dom. #valveplug

// gang bang Peacemaker is welcomed into the field researcher crew, but nobody told him what exactly that entailed 🤭 #valveplug #tfoc

I feel like blurr has to be a sub bcs he cums super fast but has the energy to go for hours. Poor thing probably gets so overwhelmed but he just can’t stop without his dom’s help 🥺 so sweet. #valveplug

Blurr should’ve gotten trained by Shockwave to fuck as long as he could and get unbearably horny on command so he can’t help but bend over Bumblebee and rail him at high speeds for hours on end whenever he’s getting too close. #valveplug

I think the only reason all the OP’s from different AU’s never meet is bcs Primus knows Orion will get spitroasted by Prime and Bayverse OP till he blue screens and that’s just not good for the timeline. Even if it’s cute… #valveplug

I think Orion Pax is mean enough that he’d ruin B-127’s bladder for fun. The mech confessed that he used to pee wherever he wanted back on sublevel 50 and pretend that his little friends were watching. Orion tells him that Bee should hold it as long as he can. Bee keeps asking if #valveplug (1/4)

Optimus drooling on Skyfire’s spike because he’s only gagged once and he can already tell he’s about to overload. He’s drooling because his mouth is watering for the taste of transfluid. #valveplug

I like the idea that “pretty wings” is like a derogatory compliment for flight frames, and I like even more the idea that it’s Megatron’s favorite pet name for Starscream once his disdain for him is set in place. He loves watching his air commander squirm at the demeaning nickname. #valveplug

I want Skyfire to be so unused to mechs being able to take his spike that he overloads when Optimus rides him for the first time, having just got him down to the base. I want Optimus to make fun of his spike and how sensitive and tiny it is. #valveplug

No wonder things always go downhill for Starscream, he would’ve been a much better sex bot than air commander. Good thing Skyfire is back to remind him of the only ambition that matters: training to take his conjux’s massive spike. #valveplug

i need robot pussy so bad i might die

I think the primes should give OP wet dreams instead of prophetic visions sometimes. He deserves a break #valveplug

Dom Prowl so pissed at Jazz that he makes him stand through every meeting without a break until he can’t hold it anymore and pisses himself right at the end of a meeting. #valveplug

Me: *posting disgusting vile nasty rank posts about my most heinous horny thoughts* Also me: UwU pretty boy said I’m baby bird that means I’m baby 🥺✨🥰😇

Someone called me baby bird today and I don’t think he understands that I can die happy now

If any Deceptacon deserves to have a period it’s Starscream. Fucker should legally be given the worst cramps ever.

Starscream getting fingered by Megatron not because he cares, but because Meg is bored and enjoys making Star suffer while he’s working. #valveplug