When dad and Fumus get together to work me over it always ends like this, with me stretched out and gaping... could fit 'em both in there with room to spare now! PHENOMENAL piece by @redishdragie.bsky.social. It was even up on his Patreon a couple weeks early (hint hint) ;)

Picked this up at BLFC! He's gunna eat all your chickie fingies! Art by @chupakaibra.bsky.social! #Art #Furry #Tal #NSFW #furryart

Calling the fraud department of my bank and the prerecorded hold-message hits me with: "If a stranger reaches out to you to offer you a job, they may be trying to profit off your hard-earned money." ...Girl you just described capitalism. I know.

So like... am I too far gone yet?

Furry coffee time! ....I don't think they're on bluesky

I lasted all of 10 minutes in the Dealer's Den before spending WAY over budget, lmao. Picked this AWESOME piece by @gummykaiju.bsky.social and @animalartcrimes.bsky.social :D

Trying to fix up a BADLY water damaged record sleeve. A gentle bit of steam to relax the cardboard, some clamps, a couple acrylic plates, and time. It won't be perfect, or even good... But it should be better at least!

Sometimes it gets a bit confusing when your dad is more than just your dad... Especially before I've had my coffee. Art by @lewdhank.art who is the biggest sweetheart and you should definitely check out! #Art #Furry #Tal #NSFW #furryart

Bowser seem to have a way of always hitting EXACTLY the right spot to make a guy see stars. Picked up this awesome piece by https://twitter.com/akumicke #Art #Furry #Tal #NSFW #furryart

My roommate ordered delivery....

Ah yes the famous compact cars: Jeep Wrangler and Ford Bronco.

So I feel super embarrassed that I thought that K-pop Demon Hunters was related to Demon Slayer... Like the anime... until like JUST now when I started watching it, Lmao.

Made braised beef short-rib and mashed potatoes for dinner :9 The carrots actually came from my garden!

So this poutine abomination is called the "Glizzy McGuire" and it's fuckin' delicious omg, lol.

Managed to go and get myself caught by some town guards. Luckily I seem to be negotiating pretty effectively! They even wanna bring me back to meet their friends! Amazing art by @redishdragie.bsky.social #Art #Furry #Tal #NSFW #furryart

Okay so hear me out... Yes we all know yeens are punk rock dogs. But what if, Handsome clean cut business yeen trying to buck the stereotype?

So am I losing it or are 90s style JNCO ultra baggy jeans back in vogue?

I've been on a HUGE punk music kick lately. Just picked up a couple Amyl and the Sniffers albums, along with The Empire Strikes First.

Friend, after slamming his funnybone into something: Fuck!.... That's the most inappropriately named bone... My husband: The Wenis Everyone: ....THAT'S NOT A BONE!

Ballin' like it's 1963

At a smokehouse, eating BBQ, drinking mimosas, surrounded by gays, with a DJ playing Gypsy Woman, while we wait for a drag show to start. Today is a good day.

Hey fursuiters!! My husband has a need of a cooling vest and thought who better to ask than y'all. Anyone have any recommendations for ones that work well??

OSHA approved

Today in: I'm a fucking moron.

It Lives!!

I'm getting better at rosettas!

The most American thing I've ever made.... a doughnut breakfast sandwich

Let the experimenting begin!

First day back at the gym in a LONG time and it fuckin' murdered me. I knew it would so i just went with an empty bar, but even that has me wincing days later, oof.

Wanna have a taste? Heheh, sometimes you gotta tease your vore friends a bit ;3 Art By @poopiddy.bsky.social while at CalFurry! #Art #Furry #Tal #NSFW #furryart

That feel when it finally slips in <3 Art by @rinzy.art who is awesome! check them out! #Art #Furry #Tal #NSFW #furryart

I just can't help myself when dad gets home.... and I mean, can you blame me? ....Heaven. Animation by https://marrieart.com/ #Art #Furry #Tal #NSFW #furryart

One of the things I LOVE when commissioning art, is when an artist has a list of topics/characters/kinks/etc that they've been itching to draw lately. If I have an idea that matches something on that list I will 100% ask for that. Let me pay you to draw some shit you've been fixating on lately, lol

S'there any better way to unwind than getting bent over the back of the couch? I know dad gets a little forceful at the end, but god damn I love it. Incredible animation by @piggysmalls.bsky.social who you ABSOLUTELY should check out. #Art #Furry #Tal #NSFW #furryart

So....I own this now 🎉🎉🎉

Kofte, potatoes and Toum <3

You ever just stand there in your kitchen eating deli meat out of the pack cause I'm an adult and you can't stop me and also I'm sick and I don't wanna cook and just fuckin' let me have this? ....yeah

My "I'm sick as fuck and just need sustenance" ramen.

My valentines dinner: Reverse seared steak with blue cheese, asparagus, smashed potatoes, and brussels sprouts with a honey vinaigrette. For dessert, honey mango mousse topped with a tequila mango syrup.

Dinner the other night, did chicken piccata and some roast sweet potatoes with goat cheese :9

My meatball :(

The airport lounge is playing a soft piano version of Eiffel 65 - Blue....

Dad and uncle Fumus working me open.  Looks like Dad's planning on getting them both in me at once... whoooooboy I'm gunna be walking funny for a week after this. Worth it though! Work me open 🥴 Art by the always fucking incredible @redishdragie.bsky.social

I picked up one of the "cursed badges" by B.B.'s art boutique!  It came out friggen awesome!! Art by https://bbsartboutique.carrd.co/

Dad likes to "borrow" my friends sometimes... And I'd by lying if I said I didn't like it. He's loud as hell and the walls here are paper thin, and dad knows it. Pretty sure Multum knows it too. Art by the absolutely incredible @redishdragie.bsky.social

"Y'all seen this yet? Locked up good and tight! Try all you wan't but his balls are stayin' full!" Dad loves whoring me out at parties... Not that I'm complaining really, it's a damn good time.  But jeeze, the whole town knows already, Dad! You don't gotta yell! art by @delirost.com

So...  Apparently @sebbyspresso.bsky.social WASN'T joking when he said he'd get back at us for teasing him and calling him a newt... The "victims" left to right: Delfino (@sebbyspresso.bsky.social) Zach (@derg.dad) Me @cronic.bsky.social

CW:Incest Bull in trouble. his dad and uncle Fumus are happy to bump into him while clubbing~ Patreon reward for @tal.steakdrake.co

Is that coal in your stocking or are you just happy to see me? >;3 .... Oh it's coal? ....oh..

My friend just called me a "county-fair size queen" and I'm not sure how to feel about it