Just waiting for a Rachel Zegler Evita slime tutorial...

Been obsessed with faceless character edits on tiktok lately

I always forget to promote my shows on this app but I will be an a two day Queer and Feminist Festival in a show about origami, the birds and the bees, and activism. So if you love theatre and live near Scottsdale AZ, consider buying a ticket for the weekend of June 27. #TheatreSky

Im never getting married unless it's for money so we'd be discussing how much of myself I'd have to give up before I can get my hands on that money

An ex friend taught me that matter can't be created or destroyed and since we are matter we are never truly destroyed, just repurposed. So death to me, is just matter repurposing for the next life.

Literally everything. From what side of the bed they like to sleep on to family planning.

I can barely hold it together with the multiple relationships I need to maintain with family, friends and work. I cannot imagine having more than one romantic partner at a time.

Also apparently my dad wants to get back with my mother, after marrying her mother AND TRYING TO GET WITH HER SISTER, and he apparently finds the idea of shaving my mom very exciting. Why my mom needed to tell me that I don't know but now y'all know.

My mom is way too open about the fact that my dad bragged to her that my grandmother lets him do anal and she (my mom) never did. I'm like mom I did not need to know that

Currently writing a movie script about my dad marrying my grandma. Feels like a valid crash out to me. I may have also call them "Mrs. And Mr. Homewrecker," when gma was bragging about the "hubby" she scored. Also a valid crash out I think

I was trying to get him to tell me who is mama is so I could tell her she raised a two timing jerk. He would not tell me so I just posted screenshots of our convo on Snapchat and tagged him. *Shrugs*

Well... I got my 15 minutes of fame on this app for an unhinged message I sent and there are screenshots... But to follow up when my stepmom died I did send my dad a link to "ding dong the witch is dead" from the wizard of Oz so...

I took out my phone while a sub was servicing me to read smut to get off. He asked me if I grabbed my phone because he was bad and I told him the truth. Be a better sub.

Last months two different guys admitted to me that were cheating on their gf/wife to be with me. I tagged them on Snapchat so their friends could see their messages. Both blocked me. They friends still saw after they blocked me so IDC if I deserved it or not. I will not be the other woman.

I have three projects coming up and I am putting in the work to make them happen instead of dreaming about it. Scouting locations and getting rights to music and such. A lot of small baby steps but steps nonetheless.

My hair. I have a white mama who takes every chance she gets to let me know much she hates my "crispy and crunchy" hair and how I should let her cut it off. So def love when people compliment my hair. But don't be asking to touch it!

I realized people were gonna find a way to be upset with me either way so I may as hell do whatever the fuck I wanted. Like if I can never do anything right then I'll do all the wrong things

I was born on Xmas so anybody who takes the time to acknowledge my birthday instead of rambling on about Xmas, or just straight up forgetting, is pretty cool in my book

The feeling I suppose. I don't remember why in hurt, I just know I'm hurt. And I half suspect my body purposely blocks out the memory.

The wizard of Oz is my first thought. Of course with all the production horrors I'm not sure if really want to be there but it was my initial gut instinct. Id probably wanna go be on Wicked or The Wiz instead.

Well I start a new job on Monday. Orientation is tomorrow. I was fired in March so it'll be nice to have a steady paycheck again. I'm pretty excited I guess.

Oh for sure. He's going to get what he wants whether he legally can or not.

My pretty Kitty. Grayson.

Begonia 'Tie Dye'

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So happy with my garden this year

Met two (new to me) #butterflies in Mayacamas Mtns. last week. They were perched on Musk Brush (Ceanothus jepsonii) in a serpentine area.💚 1)Mountain Mahogany Hairstreak 2)Edith's Checkerspot Plant info. here... calscape.org/Ceanothus-je... #InsectThursday #NaturePhotos #CaliforniaNativePlants 📷🌱

Wouldn't mind a good nut vid with sound on right now

I wish I had big titties 🥺

Pin skeet

This app has been dead since like February lol

exactly!!!!

short men deserve the world

I need me a short king. Where is the Gomez to my Morticia?

Now i know why all my friends call me innocent cause what the hell is flat doggy

Hawaii should be returned to the Hawaiian people.

BLACK TRANS LIVES MATTER ✊🏽🏳️‍⚧️

Not enough characters but I remember being 12 and my uncle getting sick from sharing a glass of red wine with me after I warned him I was sick. Still don't listen. My mom also gave me red velvet liquor at 18.

Im just curious what would happen if they were both... Suddenly unavailable... *For legal reasons this is a joke and I'm not involved in any plots, just curious.*

Tbh religion. Like you wanna have sex? Fine. Drugs? Don't do nothing illegal or don't get caught. Alcohol? I'd rather you do it where I can watch you and keep you safe but keep yo Bible away from me.

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Wasp cause I stay thinking about revenge and those fuckers will absolutely memorize your face and get you. Or black cat cause witch.

Life with some bananas chopped up in it

I've already seen people switching over for years. Ngl I've been thinking of moving to a flip phone myself

Saw the wiz re release in theaters and was so in love I went home and immediately started the wiz live tv special from 2015

you’re laughing. the largest antebellum plantation house burned down & there are brides who will not get to spiritually absorb the poisoned spectral energy of the land for their big day, & you’re laughing.