I apologize for the person I will become once Ryan Beatty releases his next album. It will be insufferable. It will be obnoxious. It will be necessary. 🙂‍↕️💖🏳️‍🌈

This is what 3,000 PSI on your foot looks like

Computer, make this month super gay and horny

Watching straight men flex in the mirror for themselves at the gym is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen

I don’t get into straight people’s business but I’m gonna need Keke Palmer to start dating Sean Evans

Few things feel better than getting a friend addicted to Stardew Valley. Welcome to the cult my friend 😈😍💖

went to the dentist just so a man would put his fingers in my mouth and tell me he’s proud of me

Excited to be doing some charity streaming next month!! Stay tuned for more info 😏

Dude can you play a song with a fucking beat??

Can confirm, my rupee count went up by at least 107% after I started using sery_bot. My skin became clearer and my bowels started moving again too!!

I hate to admit but I do think I’d accidentally fall in love with a charismatic serial killer

The WORST combo ever :/

I can’t believe I have to be the one to remind you, but Uncle Johnny made my dress. That cheap spandex? She looks a mess.

I love being gay but nothing has tested my patience more than dating men

Sometimes I forget I’m an adult with free will who can just BUY a box of Rice Krispies treats and then eat them???

Local hot angy boi committing more acts of (kindness) in my first Durge run in BG3! We're in Act 2, come hang :) ~ twitch.tv/kendrama94 ~

Breaking: 13lb cat attempts to murder owner

We’re raising money in celebration of lesbians! twitch.tv/turttay

“I don’t think he knew what a palm tree was when he wrote this album”

She’s purring while actively smothering me

I love the burtle

THATS MY BEST FRIEND THATS MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!

I hate the idea that my texts are grey to everyone else

Applications open for someone to suck on the drain when I’m done

hiii we're having thunderstorms and I've had a headache, so we're doing a cozy lego streammm if you want somewhere to chill!! www.twitch.tv/okashley_

My most republican trait is I don’t want my soaps to come pre-foamed

Thinking about the guy who dumped me by saying “I started to find your affection repulsive” 🤣🤣🤣

Crashing out because I’m supposed to have today off but just spent the last two hours on a production call for an event in JULY

he’s like a son to me 🥹

TODAY IS @lyssorthat.bsky.social ‘S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE GO WISH TWITCH’S BEST MOD A HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND GIVE HER A FOLLOW BECAUSE SHE MAKES ME HAPPY AND WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY twitch.tv/lyssorthat

I'm catching up on art requests from my streamversary and charity, then finishing Astro Pig! ~ twitch.tv/kendrama94 ~

I'll be playing Astro Pig as part of the Raid Train Central Across Time & Space sci-fi themed raid train tonight! My slot is at 10 pm MDT, but you can hop on whenever at horaro.net/raidtraincen...

Anyone have any mechanical keyboard recs? Brands, specific models, etc etc etc

Landed in LA an hour before I took off out of Seoul. I’m officially a time traveler

I took the stage before BTS so in a way I was kind of their opening act

Depressed Peter Parker ✨

Currently

“Please get off carefully” don’t gotta tell me twice ms safety message at the airport

women ✨

For those curious, I did just make intense eye contact with a golden poodle on a plane and we’re both scared and tired

Why is he hot tho

Slutty little post to say I’m feeling good about my progress 💪

Have you considered civil disobedience today??

Crying into my spaghetti because I watched a clip from the cottage

My big natties bounce when I walk. Just thought yall should know

Hey um.. excuse my French but bonjour… also what the fuck

filed my taxes and I’ve never been more jealous of the wicked witch of the east

There’s no way this is accurate. I mean I watch hours and hours of reels every single day and I don’t have a single I’m so single wait that’s so sad but like it’s fine I’m getting Taco Bell this weekend omg do you guys ever feel like the earth is slowly crashing down on you or is that just me haha

“You are not your father” yeah I know, I’m my MOTHER

Sunday mood