Me: Why is there always something in this house to fix? Also me: Regularly inspecting things that aren’t bothering anyone, basically picking a fight.

In the blink of an eye, I’m the one saying “You don’t know nothin’ about this one” to my kids when the oldie acts are on. #MacysThanksgivingDayParade

Help finish strong!

Oh my GOODNESS, Wicked: For Good was so great!!!

This Thanksgiving season, have a little empathy for your Uncle Everybody Hates™️ and Your Cousin Chad™️. Despite all the technological advances we enjoy, we still can’t fix stupid.

Really neat thing, having kids who play retro games and fill the house with the same sounds you did 30 or even 40 years ago.

Christmas has always been my favorite holiday. But 2 days before Christmas last year, I was giving my mom’s eulogy. Still can’t really get into the spirit. I’m trying.

One of those times the audience score is all I care about.

Big (1988) is one of those movies I love but can barely rewatch because the nostalgia hits so hard.

Whoever thought even one person would want to have to click user agreements to use their TV should be launched into the sun.

I haven’t read, seen, or heard anything about Universal in months. I don’t know if that’s a function of what Bluesky shows me or what.

I’m the only person on Disney social media who loved this show.

Randomly remembering how terrified the movie Three O’Clock High (1987) made me of high school.

While it’s usually not under the happiest of circumstances, my favorite colleagues to meet with are the lawyers because they actually read what I send them.

One downside of having done the first stage of my career in DC is knowing a limitless roster of people who run for Congress eventually. If I donated to them all, my Disney budget would be decimated.

Welp.

Please amplify this man’s work. As far as I can tell, there is no better human out there.

Fall detection on Apple Watch. How does that work, exactly? I’ve taken a few good spills on runs, and nothing was triggered.

Me, in 2010: This cutting the cord stuff is not going to be the utopia you all think it will be. Them: Shut up, idiot. Me, today: Sweet, I pay almost as much as I did for cable but may have no ESPN or ABC this football weekend.

My first time dealing with an AI chat bot for “customer service.” I exclaimed “human!” 10+ times. It just kept asking if I needed any further “assistance.” I said, “You suck” and it transferred me to a human. Hope this helps.

It’s truly impressive how bad the Cowboys manage to be despite the stupendous resources that are poured into that organization.

Trump has truly succeeded in making Florida the premiere refuge for dirtbags who are escaping standards of decency.

Generally, people get better at writing with repetition. Certain Disney news sites prove that’s not always the case, however!

Parenting tip: If you have a kid who’s aged 5-9 and bugging you to let them play Roblox (because their friends are), Toca Boca World is a good substitute. For kids 10 and up, it’s just gonna be a fight honestly.

It’s more than a little bizarre that in a world of up-to-the-second data availability and analysis, there’s still an annual release of theme park attendance data and that it’s lagged by almost an entire year.

I’m more than a little shocked that Trump leveled a third of one of our nation’s most significant symbols with less of an approval process than I’d be required to seek for renovating a bathroom.

Took half a hooky day and watched The Perfect Neighbor on Netflix. I can’t remember getting so mad at something I’ve watched. That said, it’s an important work. People need to know that “Stand Your Ground” laws are most effective at getting Black and brown people murdered.

Getting ready for those 60-day ADRs. #WDW #DVC

This country’s complete and total reliance on Amazon Web Services is terrifying.

Amazon Web Services is down in our region and, as a result, virtually every other network is down.

Threads just seems not to work on any level.

Look back. Watching the first ferry of the day arrive at MK. Taken from the path between MK and Grand Floridian. #WDW #DVC

Overall, I enjoyed TRON: Ares. Some large plot holes and either bad casting or bad direction for the villain CEO, but a fun IMAX flick!

Is there such a thing as acting too well? Charlie Hunnam is so creepy as Ed Gein I’m not sure I’m sticking with this one.

It’s a small gesture and I’m not saying there aren’t bigger problems in the world, but if traveling during the shutdown it’s nice to thank the TSA agents who are there.

I understand the need for confidentiality and discretion, but I think it’s really a hard sell to tell paying customers that they’re safe on this ride even though this poor guy apparently was not.

It’s all just kind of unbelievable.

This time of year you can really feel how few people came over from DisTwitter. I used to see wall-to-wall HHN coverage.

Anyone know how I can get a set of new, but old-school-styled Star Wars action figures? I once tried Hasbro.com but found it extremely unreliable.

Gotta be frustrating to be a Cowboys fan. They never seem to be present at their games.

For me, this is the killer app on the iPhone 17 Pro. (I’m sure it was a problem with my specific phone, but for whatever reason my 15 stopped reliably receiving or making calls.)

Incredibly odd how spotty the reporting has been on the death at Epic Universe. Basic journalism questions have not been asked or answered.

I get it, I do. But know this is MAGA watching Disney catch the burn for the fire they started.

Yeah, I don’t know anymore.

I don’t necessarily dislike the look of iOS 26. It’s just…

First, they’re so small you put them on the countertop to do their hair. Then, they only need a stool. Then, they’re shoulder-height compared to you. And it happens in what feels like a second.

While recognizing the world is on fire, I’m not gonna let anyone take my joy.

Tomorrow is 9/11. It’s now an event that needs to be taught, as it’s not necessarily remembered. I staffed the Foreign Relations and Intelligence Committees in the U.S. Senate at the time, and I promise you all the shit we’ve been feeling the past few years sprouted on that day.

Ultimately, political violence always empowers authoritarian regimes. Because they have no compunction about exploiting it to support their rhetoric that everything is an emergency that requires suspending the rule of law.

I am so sick of news alerts that read: “SCOTUS allows President Trump to do wildly illegal thing, for now.”