Bro FUCK Marriott! I can't go into detail as of right now because a lawyer hasn't been contacted yet. But FUCK MARRIOTT!

1 out of the 15 people that my husband and sister invited to my surprise birthday party showed up. 1 out of 15. They better not try and invite me to shit after they left me hanging. As for the friend that did show up, I'm going to the movies this weekend with her and her gf to see fnaf 2.

You can't be disappointed if you expect nothing.

Congratulations to the person reading this because you outlived Dick Cheney!

I love when my dad's fuck ass family tries to hit me with the "What would your mother and father think of you right now?" And I'm just like idk let's ask em

I was at an embarrassingly large age before I learned that Chuck Mangione was a real person and not just a King of the Hill character.

My dad died 8 years ago today. This means that later today, I get to partake in his favorite treat (heath bar blizzard from dairy queen) to celebrate him. Love you and miss you, Dad ❤️

THERE'S BEEN AN UPDATE! Apparently, he got caught because someone he had sold to got arrested with the "merchandise" on their person and ratted him out!

Our clinic doctor dismissed a racist patient for using a slur in the waiting room, AND a nazi got shot!

I just found out that my middle school band director was arrested for possession and intent to distribute. He was so unnecessarily to his beginners band and things got so bad that my dad had to get involved because I was coming home crying everyday. So yeah fuck that bitch.

#tcest Sorry to report my old account has been compromised Do NOT respond to messages from @garlicbredowo.bsky.social I no longer have acess to that account and that is not me the accounts that hacked me, as well as record of messages i am not able to respond to are included

I wake up with a sore throat and no voice 2 days before my bsf is supposed to be induced. I was supposed to stay with her and her husband to help with the baby and their older kids. I'm fuckin beyond pissed

This because I feel so helpless and tired of explaining basic concepts to people who won’t even try to learn.

I wonder if Texas will get weed when the top half of Abbott dies...

Dude four celebrity deaths in four days is ominous as fuck! First Malcom, then Ozzy, then Hogan (fuck him btw), and now fuckin Chuck Mangione!?

While watching #sinners for the first time, all I had to do was close my eyes when Cornbread came on screen and I got to hear my baby boy again. #rottmnt #riseofthetmnt

the "Labubu are demonic" tiktoks are taking me out it's like when the Troll Doll craze of the 80s/90s had evangelicals up in arms about them being instruments of satan. Some things never change

Sharing this here to get the word farther

I wish people in rural areas had convenient access to better grocery stores. And that people in rural areas wouldn't be shamed for shopping at Walmart. I'm not happy about it, but it's one of my only options. The closest Costco to me is almost two hours away, and Walmart is 5 minutes.

Not having to plan elderly care for my parents has been the silver lining in them dying in their 40s.

This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune 💰

Praise be to He. #therighteousgemstones

If RFK Jr. actually goes after the food industry to make the food we eat healthier, I'll support it. But the people who put him on a pedestal are the same people who wanted to crucify Michelle Obama for trying to make school lunches healthier.

What's the weirdest thing a Christian told you was demonic? I'll start! The pastor's wife took to FB to condemn anyone who saw Wicked for glamorizing witchcraft. This is the same woman who would put on the Wizard of Oz for the kids during the Thanksgiving potluck. Girl it's the prequel wdym?

I started my new job a few weeks ago. And I can't believe I'm saying this, but I miss patient care.

Is there a random internet trend that you absolutely love right now? I'll tell you mine. Baby's first hibachi.

Killer Croc 🐊 [Sketchpage Commission] -- Support my work here! 🔥Patreon www.patreon.com/apraxvalith ⭐Substar subscribestar.adult/apraxvalith 🎨 #art #nsfwart #arkhamverse #terato #monsterfucker

Happy 22nd Anniversary to the 2003 TMNT series that premiered on Fox #TMNT #TMNT2003

Do not dunk. Do not quote-post. Do not screenshot and repost. They wish to be visibly cruel because it makes them feel big and strong. Block them with the most powerful block button we've had on social media to save yourself the energy, and save others from the garage being spread

I got the day off to attend a funeral, but I can't go because my car's engine light came on. Now I'm anxious that someone from work will see me at the shop and think I got caught in a lie. Like no I actually had a funeral to go to but I can't drive 2 hours with an engine light on!

most patriotic bunny boy :3 (HE/HIM) 🏳️‍⚧️🐇🔥

I got a new job! I'm going to be helping patients over the phone make appointments for specialist doctors and verify insurance coverage. The pay is a little better, and it's a further drive, but at least I won't get assaulted by psych patients anymore.

Part 2 Raphs join in ❤️💙❤️💙 #tcest #nsfw

アクキー出来た。欲しい方に差し上げたいので希望者は連絡下さい。

Oh my, dragons can be this gentle?? 🥹🥵❤️‍🔥 #monsterfucker #nsfw

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🧊 can now raid hospitals. I wish the fuck they would try and come to mine. "Is (first name)(last name) here?" "According to HIPAA, it is illegal for me to disclose the information of any patient without a medical reason to do so." These patients like to try me, but I'll fight for all of them.

🧊 spotted in East Texas. Please stay safe

Charlie and Bee and good times. #valveplug #maccadam

I was recently diagnosed with autism and adhd and my doctor is suggesting that I find remote work to combat my anxiety and burnout. I wish it were that simple... I loved working in the ER, but he's right since I'm so stressed to the point that I'm losing hair.

Ok so- I'm gonna put the parts I've already made of the comic in heeeeere~ For those who don't know, this is a #tcest comic based on the #tcestween from @yallshantfindme.bsky.social Enjoy my Mikey suffering hihihi (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠♥

TW: TMI about my health issues but fuck it I wanna rant Life hasn't let me rest since before Christmas. Literally one thing after another. 💥👊 botched IUD placement 💥👊 sinus infection 💥👊 cold sore 💥👊 yeast infection caused by the antibiotics prescribed from my sinus infection. I'm tired, boss.

I feel like this is more relevant than ever right now 😭 #tiktok #tiktokban