Toxic yuri? In my own home?

Btw while I’m on the topic- Cuban Mallek is canon. This is very true, Hussie told me so himself

Man… it really Doesn’t matter if you like Green Day or Coldplay… esto es directo sin parar. One-way

One day I’m gonna pull up to the club with these moves

I come on here to vaguely vent about something then get hit with porn that completely erases whatever I was thinking of from my mind. Bless

Why are they actually kinda cute

I have some ocs that share a did system, and I like to make aus where two of them have their own bodies so they can reach peak toxicity with eachother

Deep-throating my cold water gf after getting steamy with my hot water bf. Best sex of my life

I think this exact sentence every time I drink cold water after a hot shower. Which is often. There really isn’t anything else that gets me moaning like that

Sky cotl needs to come out with a season of frills or something. I need frilly fluffy egl cosmetics sooooooo bad

Decided to start eating more healthily and be more active to try and loose some weight. It’s just day 1 and I’ve already craved pizza, Taco Bell, and various sweets. I am holding strong though… I gotta get through this…

Once got told by a girl that kissing me was addicting. Glad my nightly efforts of applying chapstick before bed didn’t go unnoticed even if it was just for a couple days

Hypnosis kink but for becoming an alcoholic

Maybe if I gaslight myself into thinking alcohol tastes good and the burning sensation as it goes down isn’t that bad, I’ll finally be able to drink when I’m depressed

DirkJane content is still going and now it’s better cuz people make them even gayer. I stay winning

Wish this app had a drafts feature

I hate that I can binge watch this show in a day I wish it took like a week instead of

Waiting every Thursday for a new episode isn’t enough I need 500 episodes coming out every day and also a movie in a month

WAITER WAITER!!!! MORE FIONNA AND CAME EPISODES PLEASE!!!! *falls onto the floor and sobs*

I remember at ~2017-ish fighting with someone on tumblr over JaneJake and they kept saying that Jane was a horrible person and a rapist and that the two were cousins. Wonder what they think now about beyond canon and Vrissy’s quadrants, they must feel pissed

I wouldn’t mind if F&C only have these two seasons as long as it ends well- but if they do decide to continue with a season 3, I hope Ooo Finn gets to interact with Fionna if they don’t in this season. This is literally all I’ve wanted since I was, like, 8

Post-IK Simon would be great at SBURB

I love Fionna. I both wanna be with her and be her, and in a way I kinda am her. Girl gimme just one chance plz or2

Fionna x HW is a divided subject and I doubt it’ll be endgame but. It would be SO cool. It would be. I wanna see them interacting already so bad I can’t wait for Thursday

Doodling shit that will never happen

And here’s also my babes lewded. Obviously

Speaking of at/fc here’s fanart I did literally two years ago

I’ve been WAITING since the FIRST F&C SEASON for Ooo Finn to meet Fionna and I’m still waiting… she’s met a bunch of Finns already dude let me have this 😭😭😭

F&C Fionna and Fennel are long-lost twin sisters I’m calling it now. Though, I do hope I’m wrong, cuz I am an unapologetic selfcest lover and would like to see them making out sloppy style

Shout out to HsBc’s fucked up and complicated family tree i made like a year or two ago

It’s been so long since I’ve drawn my muse I need to draw her high as fuck and bricked up and being a huge loser

Fatima save me…. Save me Fatima….

Get your lambs ready for winter by shaving them bald! Those fuckers have it too easy and you should make them freeze their asses off.

I’m tired of being a virgin loser bruh I wish I had charisma and confidence

I have a sims save where I make and torture some guys. Found these two particularly hot

You should be legally exempt from working a job or going to school on the days you’re going to a vacation and coming back from it to save you from the massive god damn whiplash. Those days should be rest days so you can get ready for your vacation or get in the mindspace for regular life

Mermaid getting knotted and bred by a werewolf send tweet

It’s just you and me 911 burger

Weird feeling having a dream with someone you barely know, but in that dream you two get a bit closer. Then you wake up and are disappointed it didn’t happen.

It’d be a real cruel fate if someone that was already godtiered wanted to transition and they’d have to get surgeries and hrt like a regular person. You’re telling me that even as a god transitioning isn’t easy? That’s insane. Skaia needs some better system

Erisolkat auspicism with Karkat mediating also has the potential to be really good tbh. He has pretty good dynamics with each of them it could probably work out well

Solkat would make for way better moirails I think, but the fact remains that their dynamic is the closest you’ll ever get to seeing a consistent, long-running blackrom from Karkat. At least canonically

Going from an hsbc dub to a streamer reading the og comic for the first time makes for crazy whiplash

John having a feeling that everything is wrong in his life. Maybe he should’ve tried hrt before avoiding everyone in her life

Hsbc second team acknowledging the problems I had with it and either giving an explanation or fixing it. Iconic shit really this is why hs stuff should stay out of Hussie’s hands(only partially serious)

HSBC is okay I guess but I don’t like that everything that would’ve made for a cool flash gets stuck with just narration. Vriska beating up the reporters specifically would’ve been perfect, both narratively and in a meta sense

I don’t remember what happened in the epilogues if I ever read them at all so idk if I’m missing something, but I’ve always been bothered by Rose and Jade having a child, because… couldn’t Jade have resorted to ectobiology???? They clearly had the technology in the beginning to repopulate quickly

I will say though. Back before dvekat was as popular as it is now, I remember it was seen as more of a blackrom ship, and that concept was waaay more interesting than the shit they have now. It bordered on a guilty pleasure for me sometimes, but it just sucks now.

I see those two guys on the washing machine or Jake with his brain ghost and it’s like looking at puzzle pieces that don’t fit. Why are they so damn mid

Saw some cool new character designs in hs2 so I’m watching a dub of it(typical) and bro. Even after getting exposed to so much dvekat and drkjake fan and canon material they’re still such boring ships