Happy Cocktober bros! 🎃 It's the opposite of Locktober where instead of caging away our dongs in a chastity, we proudly pop huge massive angry boners all day every day masturbating away to porn for hours on end Ya know, just like any other month 🤪 #GoonStoopid #Cocktober #Locktober

🚨NEW FETISH DROPPING🚨 Drooling Lots of gooners like to dribble and drool. It's representative of that deep stoopid brain state we fall into when we're PORNING and PUMPING for far too long. Dripping slimy slobbery spit saliva mmmmm Also looks like cum 🤤 #GoonStoopid #NewFetishDropping #Drooling

Some of you are dying to ask bigger better men who have everything they want if you can sniff their godly armpits In reality he'd say "No get the fuck away from me FAGGOT" But in fantasy he's ACHING for your worship HIS STINK IS YOUR PORN #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Armpits #Stinky #Smelly #BodyOdor

You're addicted to porn and it owns you, fucks you HARD DEEP and LONG Every single day for hours on end And you let it because you fucking love it MASTURBATE and LET PORN ADDICTION FUCK YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #PornAddict #Ruined #Relapse #NoEscape

DRAIN THE WEEKEND #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #PornAddict #ChronicMasturbator

SPERM TANKS, NUT SACK, TESTICLES call em whatever you like but BALLS always need more love and attention #GoonStoopid #GoonCollage #BigBalls #BallPlay

MASTURBATE to Gaston #GoonStoopid #GoonToons #Masturbate #Disney #BeautyandtheBeast #Gaston

You can't quit There is no escape You will relapse again Masturbation has no mercy PORN HAS YOU BY THE BALLS #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #PornAddiction #ChronicMasturbation

Just a reminder to PUMP YOUR COCK #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #HotMen #PumpYourCock

BIG ANGRY UGLY PENIS BONERS MAKE YOU MASTURBATE #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Masturbate #AngryUglyDongs

Predatory teachers who take advantage of failing students make you MASTURBATE #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Masturbate #TeacherStudent

MASTURBATE to Nick Jonas #GoonStoopid #CelebCaps #Masturbate #NickJonas

This is how some of you look now Fat. Out of shape. Blubbery pudge hanging over your pants. You gave up. You stopped trying. And I'm here to tell you that it's alright. I give you permission. Be a chubby, horny loser who's become porn for gooners like me. #GoonStoopid #GoonCollage #Gainers #Fat

PEEPEE your PEEPEE if you love having a BIG PEEPEE and spending all day playing with your PEEPEE like a good PEEPEE boy #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Masturbate #BigPeepee

Chyeah bruh Lemme flex for you while you goon Lemme turn my soft unflexed bicep fat into a big hard arm cock Lemme remind you why you're gay and why you love men 💪MASCULINITY makes you MASTURBATE💪 #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Masturbate #Flexing

Welcome to the Goonited States of Penis Where most of us opt to just stay home, watch porn, and MASTURBATE #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Masturbate #PatriotDay

Charlie Kirk is dead but I'm too busy gooning and masturbating to care about that nazi cunt lol

Be like Grunkle Stan Eating Burping Farting Scratching himself Sniffing his pits Letting his big belly hang out Watching porn Masturbating for hours Flinging sperm all over the place And generally just not giving a fuck about anything but himself #GoonStoopid #GoonToons #GravityFalls #GrunkleStan

Get on your knees and forever worship DOODS with big round hairy GOON BOOBS 🤪✌️ #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Masturbate #GoonBoobs

If they're getting paid, might as well put them to work #GoonStoopid #Goonchats #Cumshot #Cumtagging

What's your goonfession? #GoonStoopid #Goonfessions #Tenure #CancelCulture

MASTURBATE to Idris Elba and what his MASSIVE FLOPPY CHOCOLATE COCK might look like #GoonStoopid #Masturbate #CelebFakes #CelebsMightLookLike #IdrisElba

AI is ruining and rewiring our brains Creating MASSIVE absurd unrealistic ultra dongs that we can't get enough of HYPER COCKS are your new PORN #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #AIGoon #HyperCocks

Sometimes all you need is a FAT ROUND HAIRY MILKY WHITE BUBBLE BUTT to stare at and a few hours to spare MASTURBATE #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Masturbate #BigButts

Come give dad a kiss goodnight 😘 #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Testicles #Butthole

Stoopid goony dong-obsessed fags who make silly faces trigger you and make you MASTURBATE!!! #GoonStoopid #GoonFaces #FaceFetish #FacePorn #ItsGonnaHurt

Happy Labor Day 💼 For all the HARD work you put in you deserve to play even HARDER. Fuck your job. Fuck your responsibilities. Now fuck your fist. #GoonStoopid

🥴😫😩☺️ #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Repost

Gloryholes are for pervs #GoonStoopid #GoonCollage #Masturbate #Anonymous #Gloryholes

MASTURBATE to Anthony Recker #GoonStoopid #CelebCaps #Masturbate #AnthonyRecker

Everyone was making fun of this guy and I'm over here MASTURBATING my brains out to him He really showed up to the beach that day ready to be GOONER PORN Bulging mankini, curvy dad bod, it's just too bad we never got to see his ass #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Masturbate #Mankini

MEN SHOOT SPERM!!! sperm sperm sperm SPERM your SPERM today bro SPERMING feels good don't deny yourself the SPERM #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Sperm #Sperming #SpermYourDong

🚨NEW FETISH DROPPING🚨 Wedgies The act of pulling up someone else's underwear, in some cases all the way up over their head, in attempts to humiliate and dominate them. Specially reserved for slaves, subs, cucks and simps. Nerds, geeks, losers and dweebs. #GoonStoopid #NewFetishDropping #Wedgies

I know you all lie to your friends and family by agreeing that no one over 30 should ever have sex with an 18 year old because that could be considered grooming And then you go home and RIGOROUSLY punish your RAGING erection to BIG BOBBLY BARELY LEGAL SHINY BUBBLE BUTTS just like I do #GoonStoopid

GOON to grandpa's GIGANTIC COCK #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Grandpa #Incest

I think peterbrxxx is one of my favorite GOONERS #GoonStoopid #GoonCollage #GoonFaces #Gooners #Gooning

SEXUALIZE and FETISHIZE black men for their BIG BLACK BUBBLE BUTTS BIG BLACK TESTICLES BIG BLACK BUTTHOLES and BIG BLACK COCKS #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Masturbate #Fetishize #Sexualize #Raceplay

MASTURBATE to Andrew Garfield and what his BIG SWOLLEN PENIS BONER might look like #GoonStoopid #Masturbate #CelebFakes #CelebsMightLookLike #AndrewGarfield

🦶🏿🦶🏾🦶🏽🦶🏼🦶🏻SNIFF HIS BIG FEET🦶🏻🦶🏼🦶🏽🦶🏾🦶🏿 #GoonStoopid #GoonGifs #BigFeet #FootFetish

GOON YOUR LIFE AWAY 😝😜🤪 #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Gooning #Gooners #GoonYourLifeAway

Influencers post shit like this all over the internet to collect your views, clicks, likes etc and make money off of your attention MASTURBATE to your own exploitation #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Masturbate #Influencers

Who else has gooned to their fat weird hairy uncle? And who among you is the fat weird hairy uncle? #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Incest #UnclePorn

Daddy needs a new pair of shoes PAY UP AND BATE You send and I spend RUIN YOUR LIFE FOR PORN cash.app/$GoonStoopid www.paypal.com/paypalme/Goo... #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Masturbate #Findom

All men Every day Every where Every time Any day Any where Any time MASTURBATE #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Masturbate #MenWillBeMen

Doesn't matter if you're a brony or not BUST a NUT to my little PONUT #GoonStoopid #GoonToons #MyLittlePony #Bronies #Ponuts #PinkiePie

For all you gooners into man stink, this is your reminder to Sniff your own pits Sniff your bros pits Sniff a stranger's pits It's nature's poppers #GoonStoopid #GoonCollage #Armpits #ManStink

All the more reason to show your 🤪goon daddy🤪 #GoonStoopid #Goonchats #Gooning #Gooners #Exposure

What's your goonfession? #GoonStoopid #Goonfessions #Pissing #Farting #Pooping

PUMP FOR ME HANDHUMPER FISTFUCKER SPERMSQUIRTER CUMDUMPER #GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #Pumpies #HandHumper

MASTURBATE to Jesse Williams and his BIG FLOPPY Broadway COCK #GoonStoopid #CelebCaps #Masturbate #JesseWilliams