Posting a Comic Cover I Love

I bought this comic at Kings Dominion in VA on a church field trip and read it three times on the bus trip home. Simonson FF is like mainlining Kirby. Put it in my veins. (Also, no one in my family is Catholic anymore yet I still had to be confirmed. Still big mad about that one)

I’ve been thinking about this, and the only thing Hama got wrong is how dumb it would all be. There‘s no Destro, no Tomas and Xamot. It’s like Roadpig as figurehead, with Cobra Commander as Homeland Sec adv, and then oops all Dreadnoks. And not the smart ones either. An army of Rippers and Thrashers

I bought this vintage Astrotrain for my nephew but now I just want to keep it and reenact scenes from the greatest animated movie of all time. “Nobody calls Soundwave un-crazmatic!”

“One Homeland. One People. One Heritage. Remember who you are, American.“

Tom Brady is fine as a color guy but his voice is consistently the whiniest version of Luke Skywalker. “Kevin! The Eagles! Where could they be???”

“Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you.”

Not an original thought but the FF movie didn’t have to gender swap the Silver Surfer to have Johnny flirt with them

My wife’s old Jordache backpack — Oh my god it’s full of stars

I feel the same way about Stranger Things as I do about Cloverfield. Both would have been vastly improved by Voltron showing up at the end, slicing the monster in half and flying off back into space

I refuse to believe any self respecting teenager in 1987 would choose “Rockin Robin” as an on-air handle. I was in elementary school and I didn’t like that 50s nostalgia nonsense anymore. I wanted to listen to Bobby Brown and Debbie Gibson

Enjoying my annual Christmas Eve tradition— drinking beer while I wait for my wife to get home from mass

We lost a real one on this date (I’m estimating b/c the movie doesn’t specify) nearly 30 years ago. Sean Brody, taken too soon by a clever and vengeful shark. Violence begets violence. RIP King

Tom Cruise delivering the coconut cake in person

The best Christmas movie

Hidden Mickey

Enjoying our annual rewatch of the Yule Lads episode of Sabrina. What a great show

Grabbed The Startling Tales of Santa Claus this week b/c it’s Christmas and I like Benito Cereno. Seakae makes beautiful art but a little goes a long way for me, and I could have done without the bathroom humor but I loved the last story. Idk if it was worth 10 bucks but I don’t regret buying it

I hate it when Garfield is mean to Odie in the Christmas special

What child is this????

Springer and Grimlock

Batman and Friends

Starscream is pulling the strings of my Christmas choir from behind the scenes. Santa and Mrs Claus are figureheads with a deep, dark secret that has allowed Starscream to wrest control

Con: The Rise of Skywalker Pro: I got this Babu Frik figure that I get to see every year at Christmas

Michael Buble thinks the death of Sammy Davis Jr. left an opening in the Rat Pack

Cover your receptors Perceptor

He’s got better thing to do tonight than die

You always were an asshole, Gorman

Prince, BIG and Jem — the dreqm lineup. And the California Raisins

The Christmas choir is assembled. Look upon my works, ye mighty and despair

Yes. Only a child would enjoy this..

Check out this guy from my mother-in-law’s basement

Hello old friend

Man if we had kids this would be a real problem

Guys, we know who said it

My beloved boys

Baby’s first Christmas

This Alicia Silverstone Netflix movie needs Paul Rudd. Pay him and get Oliver Hudson off of my TV

Fred comes off like such a creep at the beginning of Miracle On 34th Street. Maureen O’Hara is out of your league pal

Harrison Whitaker is the worst. Somebody give this poindexter a swirlie already. Take your blanket and GTFO already Linus

A movie that takes place where you’re from.

It was worth the eight bucks to get Morrison writing Batman again

What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child? What can I say? I was a dumb kid. I’m still dumb.

My favorite movie genre is Michael Mann movies. My second favorite is Clueless

I got it 4 cheap