Adina Howard broke my teenage brain

QTP with a ship that makes you happy. As a kid, I’m a little sad because my first Transformer, Prowl (ACAB), is about to get smoked. But I’m happy because I’m at the beginning of the most exhilarating 30 minutes in the history of animation

Looking forward to Coach Taylor on Lanterns. “This ring you got here works on willpower. It allows you to create solid energy constructs out of light as long as you believe hard enough. It’s like faith. You‘ve been to church, right son? You understand? Alight, good. Let’s get out there.“

Bernadette Peters, stunning as usual

We somehow ended up in a hotel room for both the Oscars and now the Tonys. My wife is once again drinking champagne from a paper cup, as one does

Farewell and adieu, to you ladies of Spain

I drank this mojito yesterday while Sinnerman played at the bar, then stared out at the ocean and contemplated my life. It was like Michael Mann fantasy camp. I loved it

ROC BOYS

Same

Cary Agos is cute but he‘s no Tim Riggins

Keith Mars and Coach Taylor needed to meet

Seeing 10-year-olds in Ice Cube The Predator shirts > seeing 10-year-olds in Nirvana shirts. This is the music *I* listened to in high school, damn it

I’m talking about working for a living. I’m talking about sharkin

Imaging Home Alone scored by Vince DiCola

We need a new Star Wars movie where Billy Eichner voices a Mon Calamari. Him shouting “All craft, prepare to jump into hyperspace on my mark!“ That’s box office baby

The Rebel Alliance is run very effectively by women and alien squids. Hegseth would be furious

Sweater game is impeccable

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

The Mad Men ep with Bye-Bye Birdie is so good. Playing Hugo was as far as I got as an actor in a musical. I got to be in the telephone song, and it was great

I always had a hard time sleeping on Christmas Eve. For a year or two, I would read this cover to cover. The Joker’s Utility Belt is a banger

Now that our marriage is 21 we’re taking it out for drinks

My marriage is old enough to drink today

80s creeps on Classic Concentration, part infinity of a nerve-ending series

Michael Damian out here on Hollywood Squares encouraging kids everywhere to rock and roll

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone

Good-looking rainbow over Ellicott City once we finally headed home though

My hometown. Living within driving distance of both your and your partner’s mom is not ideal. What a long day

Another 80s creep, right on schedule

We’re back, baby!

Horse to Horse #ReplaceHeartWithHorse

A thing I think about way too much is that DC editorial told Grant Morrison the only thing they couldnt do with Batman is have him take drugs or use a gun, and then they promptly had him do both. What a hero

Super happy for Brian Voltaggio. He went to my high school. I think he was a junior when I was a freshman. His restaurants in Frederick aren’t vegan friendly but they’re still a cool place to grab a drink

Jet Tila is the Susan Lucci of ToC

Oops all bangs

Classic Concentration, still incapable of finding one man from the 1980s that doesn’t read as sleazy. Trebek just said this guy has a fiancee. Lady, I sure hope you hit the eject button

88 Tia Carrere. 10/10

It’s Sunday night. Time to stave off impending doom and watch old game shows again. Charo on Hollywood Squares in 88!

Every celeb chef has a restaurant in Vegas and my limited experience is that they all suck. I was looking forward to going to Tom Colicchio‘s place and it was a big let down. We’re vegan, so I wasn’t expecting to eat but the atmosphere was garbage even just for grabbing a beer

Way behind on TOC but so happy to see Mustache Joe hit the bricks. GTFO you Wario-looking goon

I Can Dream About You. Ten million stars

Vest game is out of control

Still my favorite Madonna song. I love Babyface

YouTube is a curse. I wake up every Monday morning with Go The Distance from Hercules stuck in my head

89 Ellen Barkin. Be still my heart

This is insane. 1) How is Junkyard balancing on the skids of a helicopter? 2) Even if Junkyard is capable of this amazing feat, why is Mutt, or anyone involved in the operation, allowing him to do so? Our dog needs a ramp just to get in the car so he doesn‘t carom off the door. Poor parenting, Joes

Officially spring