Another 80s creep, right on schedule

We’re back, baby!

Horse to Horse #ReplaceHeartWithHorse

A thing I think about way too much is that DC editorial told Grant Morrison the only thing they couldnt do with Batman is have him take drugs or use a gun, and then they promptly had him do both. What a hero

Super happy for Brian Voltaggio. He went to my high school. I think he was a junior when I was a freshman. His restaurants in Frederick aren’t vegan friendly but they’re still a cool place to grab a drink

Jet Tila is the Susan Lucci of ToC

Oops all bangs

Classic Concentration, still incapable of finding one man from the 1980s that doesn’t read as sleazy. Trebek just said this guy has a fiancee. Lady, I sure hope you hit the eject button

88 Tia Carrere. 10/10

It’s Sunday night. Time to stave off impending doom and watch old game shows again. Charo on Hollywood Squares in 88!

Every celeb chef has a restaurant in Vegas and my limited experience is that they all suck. I was looking forward to going to Tom Colicchio‘s place and it was a big let down. We’re vegan, so I wasn’t expecting to eat but the atmosphere was garbage even just for grabbing a beer

Way behind on TOC but so happy to see Mustache Joe hit the bricks. GTFO you Wario-looking goon

I Can Dream About You. Ten million stars

Vest game is out of control

Still my favorite Madonna song. I love Babyface

YouTube is a curse. I wake up every Monday morning with Go The Distance from Hercules stuck in my head

89 Ellen Barkin. Be still my heart

This is insane. 1) How is Junkyard balancing on the skids of a helicopter? 2) Even if Junkyard is capable of this amazing feat, why is Mutt, or anyone involved in the operation, allowing him to do so? Our dog needs a ramp just to get in the car so he doesn‘t carom off the door. Poor parenting, Joes

Officially spring

The internet is responsible for the downfall of civilization. On the other hand, Kids Incorporated singing The Neverending Story

Superman Day. This cover rules. Bogdanove’s art is so dynamic and I had a blast collecting Superman at the time. My brother and I used to ride bikes to our store downtown. I remember buying 1963 and the “Return of“ issues on the same spring Saturday and reading them over lunch in a deli. Great day

Meanwhile Trebek could not be flirting harder with this 80s hot contestant

They brought in another creep! This is amazing

Looking like Butthead with a mustache

Every man in the 80s looks like a creep part infinity

The Bundys. This show is the best

It’s Sunday. Time to get stupid, watch old game shows and fight the inevitable. Kim Fields. Be still my heart

We all love Ebert but respect to Siskel for picking The Ice Storm as the best film of 97

JK Rowling’s worst nightmare

Imagine being this gorgeous and still being in second place because Robin Givens is on your show

Ladies of the 80s Be still my heart

I can’t do it with Supergirl. I don’t want to see Krypto in danger. I read the first issue of the Tim King series and I couldn’t have turned faster on a comic. I know how it ends but I don’t care. Also, TK is good but Human Target is the only time he came close to sticking the landing

KILL THIS NAZI MORE

Why was this man never James Bond?

Somehow only the second hottest Baroness

Hey let’s just shoot everything in the volume

KILL THIS NAZI

This absolute smokeshow

We had a dumb celebrity president in the 80s too but we also had Debbie Gibson on Hollywood Squares

Saw this on my run this morning. Big “Surrender Dorothy” vibes

Rewatching Raising Arizona. I’m sure this isn’t an original thought but it seems like the costuming on Leonard Smalls was an inspiration for Cable.

My wife: “Why is every guy on this show such a sleazeball? Is this just what men were like in the 80s?” We lived through it so I guess the answer is yes

The hair on these two. Incredible

The world was a better place when Fashion Police was still airing. I got so much good advice from George.

Look at this 80s hot contestant

The Fat Boys and Frank and Kathy Lee on the same ep of Hollywood Squares. We used to be a proper country

Lip synching Cry For You by JodecI because my wife is asleep on the couch next to me