I’m on Strike!* *Taking a vacation day to watch tv and indulge at home, because of my firmly held political beliefs. #ICEOUT

A city in Minnesota Was taken over By a paramilitary gang. They marched with a shout, and a tactical pout, (and a flare up of gout) Then murdered a citizen in the street with a bang. #limmerick #FuckICE

“How many people does it take, before it becomes wrong? Hmm? A thousand, fifty thousand, a million? How many people does it take?” - Jean-Luc Picard, #StarTrek Insurrection (1998)

Free idea: Celebrity Big Brother, but with weed.

For the record, I think Americans are really underestimating the extent of the damage Trump is going to do to our country.

“You call yourself an American!” he sneered. “Berlin and hell are full of that kind of American.”⁣ ⁣ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘠𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸, Robert W. Chambers (1895)⁣ ⁣ #BookSky

Doing a rewatch of Stargate SG-1 from that lost, ancient era when TV seasons were 20+ episodes long and everyone just accepted it.

“Sir, your Peace Prize appears to be leaking… chocolate.”

#StarTrek Starfleet Academy wasn’t bad. Come at me nerds!

Free idea: CPAP machines for dogs that snore.

Consistent with the spite and cruelty of this regime, they start off “Substance Use Disorder Treatment Month” by terminating all funding for it.

A villain named Trump, Sat on his rump, Eating a McFish fillet. Mom said, “Let’s say no, kids.” Kristi Noem did what she did, And told her goons to blow them away. Not quite a #limerick

“He tormented his subjects. He made them angry. They cried out aloud, send us a companion for our king. Spare us from his madness.” - Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation, S05E02

“You cannot explain away a wantonly immoral act because you think that it is connected to some higher purpose.” - Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation S06E03

Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸

In the future, when I’m an old(er) man, I’ll be able to look back and say, I may not have accomplished much, but I did earn many Bronze trophies on the PS5. #PSN #PlayStation #Sony

Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.

I’m starting to think we might be the bad guys.

@chrislhayes.bsky.social: “A 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”

Is the murder a distraction from the international kidnapping, to distract from King Don’s pedophilia documented in the Epstein files?

Can some YouTuber please “audit” a Red State social service program?

They call us deranged because we frown upon kidnapping the leaders of other countries, or just taking them over.

Bill Barr wrote a memo with cheer, “Kidnapping’s fine, never fear.” So we seized Noriega, Declared it all legal, Then cited it grabbing Venezuela’s leader.

Should have slept in instead of checking the news.

On New Year’s Eve, if you start Star Wars: A New Hope at exactly 10:02:43 PM, you can still celebrate responsibly by going to bed at a normal hour.

What is an “extra green” green bean?

Happy Thursday, to those who celebrate!

Excessive cheer. Questionable dancing. Zero regrets. Hope your holiday is Fezziwig level merry!

“I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future!” — A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens (1843).

I hope Trump [Redacted].

Jake Paul Broke his jaw, For 92 million dollars. With titanium pins, He said, “I’d do it again,” Though he lost the fight and his molars.

Every time we make a difference, it echoes in eternity.

King Don’s speech is giving real Hitler vibes, like the kids say.

Fill the meadcup, drain the barrel, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Taylor Swift should hide clues in her lyrics to a million-dollar treasure.

I’m a lifelong Marvel guy, but I’ll still go see Supergirl.

Dear @gluesenkampperez.house.gov Next time you get the chance to impeach King Don or any of his cabinet, please do so. Thanks! SW WA resident.

Prisoner of the system.

Time is the school in which we learn. Time is the fire in which we burn.

Remember when independent regulatory agencies were a thing? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Does Tilly Norwood dream of electric sheep?

Little secret… my options-based legal advice follows this format: Option 1) the right way, 2) the wrong way, and 3) something else to have three options.

Picard Season 3 is some of the greatest #StarTrek ever made.

Leave Paul Dano alone!

Insert a movie into another movie: The Breakfast Fight Club

“Wipe them out, all of them.” - #SecDef Sidious

In his 1994 autobiography, “The Kid Stays in the Picture,” legendary film producer Robert Evans wrote about earning “[Expletive] You Money”. I often wonder how much that would be today, adjusted for inflation. #BookSky

Happiness will prevail.

Happy Doctor Who Day to all who celebrate across time and space! “When people need help, I never refuse.” 13th Doctor, S37E01