I need a website to unleash my personal Ländler hell onto the 5 or so people that wish they were here with me

Now I think the learning curve for violin and viola is difficult because •Violin sounds absolutely horrendous the first year •Your arms are doing different things •The viola skill requirements is very very uneven •You have to find the notes each time •a small child is smoking you

Got some new dye, don't really like the pink and purple but the pattern is amazing, the green was a test, and i love the coral color but the pattern is bleh Also attempting ice dyeing cause I got a few powders

Trying to seriously practice music and memorize where my strings be and my god These are for playing accompaniment chords, but i kinda need to know where they're placed

I am begging cross stitch pattern makers to stop making all the white cats ghosts In the event this doesn't happen, I'm begging myself to learn to draw cats so I can do it myself

A lovely day to explain the time I got into a physical altercation with someone who just had a stroke

Nothing like waiting nearly 2 hours for a doctor, getting there, and the doctor is like "....why are you in my office? No really, why did they send you here, I don't have anything to do with the reason you came in"

We've finally made it We're at the real neurologist It's a horrible place

I thought i had strep throat, but i seem to be okay?? It hurts much less than yesterday, I'm not coughing up anything horrifying and I don't have chills or fever or anything

A week ago, my weather emoji was FIRE WARNING Today, my weather emoji is FLOOD WATCH I cannot win

Contemplating doing a website for exotic sheet music scans but unclear where or how I should

I want an octave C alto clef and this music notation program won't give it to me

Sitting at the dinner table I used to see the little white face of the dark beast looking in as I ate Look at the window THERE IS A LITTLE WHITE FACE WATCHING ME EAT IT'S A POSSUM I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

Why is my tuner set to 435hz What kind of insane default is that

Caught in the endless "what is the hardest instrument" discourse (the fukkin concert zither) and idk (it's the concert zither) but like I don't know I feel like they all have issues

Did we find A good viola line And it's from the Strauss family?! I'm scared

I really should figure out how to tune pianos I already have a 38 string instrument that needs regular tuning I'm almost halfway there

At work Someone is going apeshit over us refusing to sell them a money order We do not have money orders?? We have never? BUT OUR GOOGLE BLURB SAYS WE DO???

At any given point in Utena, take a moment to remind yourself that a regular character turns into a cow

Suddenly trapped in a spiral of ai videos of guy breaking into home, trying to steal puppy, mommy and daddy come and bite him And I can't really tell they're ai, except for the fact I have seen SO MANY OF THESE VIDEOS TODAY AND IT'S ALWAYS DIFFERENT DOGS

Audio: auf Wiedersehen~ Nobody: Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Auto generated subtitles: Alfida Zam

So if i took jakob's sister with him 3 years ago He wouldn't bite me And he'd have a bestie But also He probably wouldn't be my stinky baby

I need to play the flute again and force my lungs to do things

Heb has this extremely silly sitting white cat that has a Christmas tree on his head for some reason and my god he is growing on me

"Other races and ethnicities have curls" They haven't had to introduce legislation to protect my hair texture, Sharon

I'm getting constant ads for the Vienna Light Orchestra and o have reason to believe the group is not real?? Like, the music in the ads IS NOT REAL??? IT'S ALL SYNTH?? AND IT'S AN ORCHESTRA?????

I have given my kitten son a pill for the first time and he's giving me the look of absolute betrayal

...So if they keep writing imaginary music for instruments to be easier to play, why don't they just put the little 8 over the alto clef for violas when the notes go too high

Please I just want to know the tariff rate on an instrument from Germany I beg you

Sarah is pleased i am covered in bells because she thinks I have lost my stealth but SURPRISE! I can still move silently

There is only one instrument I would drop everything to play, and it's the absolutely cursed Schoßgeige, pictured here Which is not only fretted, but backwards and has nails protruding from behind it Arguably the worst of all the instruments

I have the absolutely wild problem that I play an instrument who's only known direct sibling on the continent lives at the met And mine has a minor problem AND NOBODY WANTS TO FIX IT BECAUSE THEY'RE SCARED TO TOUCH IT

Fun fact: if you leave gluten free cookies and tea out over night beside a stringed instrument, I will tune it when you are not looking

There are people out there eating their desserts without whipped cream and I'm worried about them

Now I like religion I like the concept of religion I'm not very religious though But the concept intrigues me And I keep seeing people who say the same But they are intrigued by Jesus Not religion This disappoints me

At the vet, Jakob went full demon tiger, but he's b SO UPSET they're pretty confident he doesn't have any serious issues

My family keeps asking me how the hell i managed to get full blown ptsd, my aunt has kinda done the math and my dad blocked it out, but my sister is weighing down on me all WHAT HAPPENED, YOU CAN TELL ME and I just don't want to tell her

Hopefully my panic will end in the next hour Everyone is pretty sure little guy just needs a steroid shot but AHHHHHHH

Taking my Yak to the vet We're all pretty sure he has allergies But this is to prevent me from having panic attacks mostly ...I hope

My algorithm keeps showing me "easy flamenco guitar tutorial" videos which is weird because that is a phrase that shouldn't even exist because there is no such thing

I have somehow managed to be entirely separated from Wicked and i have no idea how

I'm pretty confident that lemon juice and cayenne pepper is not a secret health tonic, because that's just how I make lemonade and i am violently ill all the damn time

My sister had a medical procedure done, and they asked her blood type just in case, she told them AB+, and they told her no ??????

If you stopped whatever sinus surgery I was having when I was little because it was about to go disastrously bad, please hit me up and tell me wtf we were doing

Got him a different ortho appointment, and the original one is dragging their feet to get me the imaging copies GIVE ME HIS RECORDS, I KNOW HE'S ENTITLED

So last week I was contemplating taking my winter clothes out of hibernation (Yes I own winter clothes, I get cold at 70°) But it's 85° out right now

It's free turkey season but you have to buy a ham, and my god, I do not want a ham

So the doctor today prescribed me a basic nose spray for my ears, and I was like, yeah, i tried this already, and it was like, but were you in this extremely specific position when you did it and no, obviously not, so I did that and wow, that actually made a huge difference

"Stop using your dishwasher as a drying rack and use cascade detergent" I'm using my dishwasher as a drying rack BECAUSE IT'S BROKEN, CASCADE

Me: i need to make a will My dad: a good idea Me: who will get my designer cowbell My dad: your what