Bad news: I'm sold out of Nanami cow stickers Good news: I desire more cowbell Bad news: they were from sticker mule Bad news: The only smooth velvety matte other than them was from Europe and I don't want to find out how customs works

Reading what these other guys with no CO2 are told to do to fix it and it's stuff like "in a pool with water to your neck for an hour and breathe heavily" and i need to emphasize i an not doing that, I am dry clean only, absolutely not

Joined the monstera girlies, great sadness Got this speckled one, I really liked the striped leaf And we will get no more, because our days of spreading evil are behind us

So in weird news, there's a growing portion of long covid people with low altitude altitude sickness I haven't HAD covid, but I inexplicably have most the same issues as them and what How Why

Hoedown is playing and I felt IMMEDIATE STRESS the second it started because OH GOD I'M NOT READY WHAT ARE- oh Now I know how retired race horses feel

See, I like centers and power forwards, so I hate refs with every fiber of my being, and I'm glad but not glad everyone else does now too, because basketball has become unwatchable at this point because it's so much worse than when I initially decided I hate refs

Informed i must have a problem at home if his blood CO2 is so continually high Uno reverse informed them that's not possible, because mine is low, and we live in the same house Immediately slapped in return with a that's not possible, how the hell do you have altitude sickness Well I have no idea

Liesl ran under the heavy table and I'm all Liesl you do not need tornado protocol Anyway a minute later, the TV went TORNADO IN BEXAR COUNTY She's smarter than all of us

So there's this older man who goes to my work frequently and has had a red hat on for like 9 years, but he stopped a few months ago, and today he came in to give us the card of his new business that is dedicated to stopping government overreach and holy shit they lost the craziest boomer we know

New Ace flag dropped and they're like omg thoughts? And they're receiving thoughts And nobody is happy with anybody at any point in this process

As someone who is rendered completely useless against one of the most common substances on the planet and has to avoid it worse than the plague, i just feel like Superman has a skill issue

Go to luthier Ask for restring They're busy, I need to leave it That's okay, I'll come back another day Omg I'll do it now They took it BUT NOW I FEEL BAD WHAT IS HAPPENING

Driving into the frosty side of town, great fun

A Jellycat costs HOW MUCH?!

It's playoffs, so I've been wearing my Good Jerseys (tm) which is fine and dandy UNTIL I NEED TO WASH THEM, so I have bathtub full of of jerseys and corsets and auuuuugh

Eyeballs are fried, back to the skunk family cross stitch I do not like the confetti flowers, apparently I hate confetti But the fabric is lighter and much more uniform, and I'm like 80% done so

If they ever separate area 51 I am leaving this team, I will take my whining to Toronto

Misshapen and partial girdle loss, did not do well today Rhodochrosite tear came out okay, and it has a heart Both the brown stone and the green mariposite partially shattered and did not go well, but still finished for some reason

I've learned too much about Mt Everest and the most notable thing I've learned is never go up with your romantic interest

Me: ever since a bethel church wanted $1500 of flowers from me for free because they DESERVED them since they were a church, I've despised them Him: have you heard of Olive Me: what Him: you need to look her up I was so much happier an hour ago before I learnt about this

Went several days without notifications to recieve them all at once and suddenly learn today that they max out at 30+

I need to learn to play poker solely to understand the massive amounts of poker themed TV shows Why does every show need a poker episode

"You have significantly fewer hard credit checks than most people your age! Good job!!" Yeah that's cause I'm a leech and I've never had to get my own rent or anything, that's a stupid thing to penalize people for, I'm literally behind you fools

Walked into a room of people discussing my cross stitch project, and I get it, he's beautiful, so goat, so black, but these smoke swirls are causing me pain Also they're purple We will live delici

So I've done this entire cross stitch project without thread conditioning and it was fine when I was all dmc, but now I'm using the gentle art and yep, we're melting the wax

I didn't finish The Boys, I think i had one episode left in the previous season and just stopped, but everyone being so upset that Homelander ended up exactly as he's been the entire show makes me want to finish it

So Today his doctor calls Says we need to do his sonogram We did that They said no we didn't I already have the results They said we need one for clots It explicitly said no clots, healthy vascular function They said I did the wrong one My sister in christ, how, y'all put in the request yourselves

Radio: *plays rhapsody in blue* Me: why does the pianist play like this Radio: *extremely perplexingly paced piano section* Me: this is agonizing, who the hell did this *checks Radio website* It was him Again It's always him

So I got this plant for my xeriscape meadow thing i have going until Google or the hoa and I get into a fight, and this guy is called CLAMMYWEED And I'm horrified to learn it's because *it is moist* Anyway it's pink and whiskery and native with seed pods

Got two unnamed fat quarters at under the sea and the Purrsinette cross stitch pattern we couldn't find a few weeks ago Got this very deep plum and this slightly pink mottled puce on sale, yay

Well I suddenly have a lightning storm, having an entire rave outside Just constant lightning

Sitting at home About to have a relaxing evening Nope, the coeliacs are going to war Here we go again

So weird yard update, the main tree of heaven MOVED Maybe it's sick

Bought a lot from a seller online cause I wanted a few items in it, and I'm just, eh, I'll put the rest in store The ones I want are mostly okay But the half i didn't is kinda poopy and siiiigh

SOMEONE isn't sure what traveling is, and it's either every single person watching the NBA or the people who make up the NBA We need a psa of wtf traveling in the NBA is, because NOBODY seems to agree

Please, Parisina, move into the empty joann fabrics here I beg you I am in a craft store void You can go "lol we have a store in a place named CORN" Bilingual staff options are great There is no clothing fabric or yarn store for miles

Today in San Antonio, the news stations are begging us to... uh... stop catching the streets on fire because we're happy Apparently we're out there pouring gasoline into the roads and lighting it up for a good time

Started raining and immediately heard something go big boom I'm scared for my electricity

Predictable update: He doesn't have any blood clots Which I felt *being physically unable to clot* could have told you but okay We also literally had a full body ct before surgery to make sure there were no clots Anyway I took off work to learn There are none, his veins are fine

GP: you need to get his haemophilia in check and see a blood doctor Me: WE HAVE BEEN, we literally go in there for a nice chat every few months and do nothing else GP: I don't think that's true ??????

The amount of butts and inflatable green aliens we can stick out of sunroofs of moving cars as a society is seemingly endless

I don't even understand how you can basketball that long I'm tired and I was on the couch How can you even go outside and create traffic jams and honk all night after this

It's coeliac awareness month, so they're sharing ways you know if you might be allergic to the main food humans eat, which ISN'T HELPFUL cause they need to be sharing that with DOCTORS, NOT ME

I cut down a treeeee Not the tree of heaven, my nemesis I'm assured I should NOT do that yet But i had an oak tree growing RIGHT next to the house and nope, can't be there little guy Also I have a chainsaw now and I cannot be stopped

My wooden stud earrings are using ADHESIVE OF THE GODS I'm trying to pull the posts off a set I no longer like to use as freebie mini pins with orders AND THEY WON'T COME OFF, they're just reluctantly bending

There's a medical study going around that's either about Hispanic, Latino or Chicano people and we need an anthropologist asap cause THEY USE THEM INTERCHANGEABLY AND NO ONE KNOWS WHICH THEY MEAN

It's come to my attention that not everyone knows your eyes can see differently and have different prescriptions and I'm here to assure you that they very very much can be doing COMPLETELY different things

So I make my earring cards at home because I'm cheap, and I penciled in the price so it could be erased No one could read it Now I made tags But how do I attach them

"Clawdeen and Toralei are in love" "That's fine" "Valentine is actually gay" "I get it" "Dracula died so draculaura has a real job at school as a student" "Wait what" "Frankie's dad is the monster who is now a scientist" "Lol yes" "Cleo has Purrsephone and Meowlody now" "Absolutely the hell not"

I just opened a comic book and read that page that's all citation nonsense What the actual hell is wrong with me, this is not in character